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Commodore
Location: San Francisco...
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" F is for "I'm a Doctor, not Fighter Pilot!"
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Fleet Admiral
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!"
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#1533 |
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Admiral
Location: gone
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" |
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#1534 |
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Vice Admiral
Location: Nuevo México
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor not a leotard designer!"
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#1535 |
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Fleet Captain
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" I've created a monster.
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Vice Admiral
Location: Warped off into the sunset. With fond memories of most of you, and not a little sorrow at leaving.
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!"
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We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away. |
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Vice Admiral
Location: Platonius
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor not an octopussy!"
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"Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job." - Robby the Robot (Forbidden Planet) |
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Vice Admiral
Location: Nuevo México
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor not an octopussy!" P is for "I'm a doctor not a physician!"
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#1539 |
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Rear Admiral
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor not an octopussy!" P is for "I'm a doctor not a physician!" Q is for "I'm a doctor not Q's hand holder!"
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Quantum Stills - screen captures from Captain Archer's leaping days Destination Star Trek London photos |
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The finest Vice Admiral in the fleet
Location: Satyrquaze
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!" P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!" Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!" R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!"
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“If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.” -Anomymous |
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Fleet Admiral
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!" P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!" Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!" R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!" S if for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!"
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This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg |
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The finest Vice Admiral in the fleet
Location: Satyrquaze
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!" P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!" Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!" R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!" S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!" T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!"
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“If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.” -Anomymous |
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#1543 |
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Vice Admiral
Location: Brian
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!" P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!" Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!" R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!" S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!" T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!" U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!" |
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The finest Vice Admiral in the fleet
Location: Satyrquaze
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!" P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!" Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!" R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!" S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!" T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!" U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!" V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!"
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“If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie.” -Anomymous |
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Fleet Admiral
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Re: Star Trek A To Z
B is for "I'm a doctor, not a Bricklayer" C is for "I'm a doctor, not a Conveyor Belt" D is for "I'm a doctor, not a doc... oh, right. I'll get right on that." E is for "I'm a doctor, not an Escalator" F is for "I'm a doctor, not a Fun-sized Orion Slave girl." G is for "I'm a doctor, not a Gorn pedicurist" H is for "I'm a doctor, not a healthcare maintenance organization!" I is for "I'm a Doctor, not an Insurance Salesman!" J is for "I'm a doctor, not a Jupiter Station holoprogrammer!" K is for "I'm a doctor, not a Kill-crazed super soldier!" L is for "I'm a doctor, not a leotard designer!" M is for "I'm a doctor, not a moon shuttle conductor!" N is for "I'm a doctor, not a nihilistic Nietzschean!" O is for "I'm a doctor, not an octopussy!" P is for "I'm a doctor, not a physician!" Q is for "I'm a doctor, not Q's hand holder!" R is for "I'm a doctor, not a Romulan bearing Klingon aphrodisiacs!" S is for "I'm a doctor, not a Superman impersonator!" T is for "I'm a doctor, not some dumb hick who only has sex with tribbles!" U is for "I'm a doctor, not Uhura's hairdresser!" V is for "I'm a doctor, not a 'Veruul'!" W is for "I'm a doctor, not a Whale Specialist from 1986!"
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