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Old January 28 2012, 07:23 PM   #1
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Voyager Caption Contest #70: Funny You Should Say That!

Welcome back my fellow Voyagers! Time for a new caption contest, but first, let's salute da winnas!




I know how they feel......

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Neelix's sudden disintegration brought jubilation to all aboard Voyager.

With an honorable mention going to this entry in recognition of all the years i tried to figure out this punchline:

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B'Elanna: No soap ... radio!

Winning the ship makeover award we have:

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Janeway: "Well, great. Ronald D. Moore just took over the show."

Don't ya just hate it when people do that?

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post



Henley: "Gerron is pretending he's shooting ants with his pecker again."
Dalby: *sighs*

Taking the Swiffer Award we have:

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Janeway: Thank god I left my dog at home. The shedding would've been horrible.

For obviously delving into the recesses of my mind by coming up with almost exactly what i thought when i found this picture:

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Paris was pretty sure this wasn't the version of Atlantic City with Susan Sarandon.

Oddly enough we had a LOT of photoshop entries, which we normally don't have. It was very hard to pick just one winner, but in the end, this one stole the show:

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To this day, people often mused upon why Janeway destroyed the array - recent evidence revealed why she chose to destroy it and spend seventy years stranded in a different quadrant...




And this week's morning cawfee spew goes to this entry which had me laughing out loud, for real:

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A happy scene, but an empty one.

Little did he know she was cheating on him with the dog.

Congratulations to da winnas and a big old hickey to everyone who played. You guys are the cream in my cawfee!!

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And now without further ado, here are the new photos just waiting to be captioned!



















As always, i'll let this brew for 2 weeks. Until then, have fun, set a course for home and engage!
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Old January 28 2012, 07:56 PM   #2
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Daft Punk: They said this was where our next gig is. But where's the stage?




Kes: Neelix! Thank God you've come to rescue me...there was this horrible explosion at the Packing Peanut Factory, see, and I got caught in...




Robot Box: So, you cute lil' sample container you...come here often?
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Old January 28 2012, 09:22 PM   #3
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Janeway: Marcel, I'm your friend.


And now, this addresses one of my biggest pet peeves (very few) in Trek
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Old January 28 2012, 10:05 PM   #4
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"We know how dumb these boxes look, but honestly, we like to think we're stylish motherfuckers."


Janeway didn't realize the monkey had the same agent as the chimp from Freakazoid and wouldn't accept anything less than cold hard cash.


The allergic reaction to Neelix's latest concoction was quite horrific.


Vacation... vacation never changes.


Everyone got concerned when the ice cream machine began pumping out what looked like Cthulhu's snot.
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Old January 28 2012, 10:08 PM   #5
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Lucy Van Pelt: "Nice move blockhead."

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Old January 28 2012, 11:50 PM   #6
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Alien: "i don't know about you....but i can't see a fucking thing."






Janeway (singing): Ohhhh sweet mystery of life, at last i've found you!!!!
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Old January 29 2012, 12:24 AM   #7
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Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi! I believe this may be the first thing I've ever written containing the word "pecker" that ever won anything!



Janeway: "Note to self: Have B'Elanna check the holodeck's concepts database and adjust the definition of 'hot monkey love.'"




Guy in blue shirt: "I hate these new-style beach tents! One good stiff gust of wind and the next thing you know you're rafting!"
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Old January 29 2012, 01:03 AM   #8
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You slept with a freaky alien hobo. Of course you caught some weird kinda space VD. Stop acting surprised!
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Old January 29 2012, 01:50 AM   #9
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Janeway was relieved when the only advanced technology the aliens wanted to trade for was how to build beach umbrellas that actually worked.
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Old January 29 2012, 02:13 AM   #10
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Hey, thanks for the honorable mention!



Are we not men? We are Devo, D-E-V-O ....



Tall, dark, athletic, well, close enough, she figured.



The, the nebula! It's filled with marshmallow fluff!




Go-Go's singing in the background: Vacation, all I ever wanted. Vacation had to get away!



And then the taffy became sentient, and tried to make love to a cash register.
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Old January 29 2012, 02:35 AM   #11
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JANEWAY: And you're sure this thing will make coffee?
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Old January 29 2012, 02:36 AM   #12
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Beekeepers...OF THE FUTURE!!!!!!!
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Old January 29 2012, 04:42 PM   #13
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Thanks for the win, Yeoman.
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Old January 29 2012, 04:52 PM   #14
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Neelix's Leola Root Skin Cream did not sell well.
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Old January 30 2012, 02:51 PM   #15
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B'Ellana: "Now that's one hell of a gorch!"
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