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Old January 31 2012, 12:39 AM   #1
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Funny Voyager Moments

Watch Nemesis at 16:40.
The Kardashions are evil.
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Old January 31 2012, 12:43 AM   #2
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Welcome to the Board!

Tinker Tailor Doctor Spy...all of it!
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Old January 31 2012, 02:02 AM   #3
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"Kitchen rat", gets me every time.
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Old January 31 2012, 01:15 PM   #4
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"Get the cheese to sickbay."

Always makes me smirk.
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Old January 31 2012, 01:20 PM   #5
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"Get the cheese to sickbay."

Always makes me smirk.

That might be an example of a line that's so bad it's good.
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Old January 31 2012, 03:06 PM   #6
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The scene where Suzie Q asks Janeway to
give back "the dog".
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Old January 31 2012, 03:21 PM   #7
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Threshold.
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Old January 31 2012, 05:44 PM   #8
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I love it in Basics 1 when the doctor is accidentally projected into space and he yells, "Man overboard!" Cracks me up every time!
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Old January 31 2012, 09:45 PM   #9
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"Get the cheese to sickbay."

Always makes me smirk.


Having my morning coffee here, just a great line to start the day with!
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Old February 1 2012, 01:09 AM   #10
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Seven of Nine getting her drink on on "Timeless":

Doctor: Seven, hold still.
Seven: I cannot comply.... Doctor, you have always been of enormous assistance to me. You are my mentor. We are as one...

Janeway, I forget what episode. Storming into the mess hall. Everything is malfuncitoning. "The Fight"?

"I am only going to say this one more time. Coffee. Black."
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Old February 1 2012, 01:14 AM   #11
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Classic.

Other classic comedy episodes: Someone to Watch Over Me, and Bride of Chaotica.
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Old February 1 2012, 03:07 AM   #12
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Saw Picardo at a convention, he strides onto stage with his mike and sings the whole thing. FANTASTIC.
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For seven years, about....
Saw Picardo at a convention, he strides onto stage with his mike and sings the whole thing. FANTASTIC.
That sounds great. I'd love to experience it, believe me.
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Old February 2 2012, 06:55 AM   #14
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Tuvok-"I think we lost our sex appeal captain."

B'Elanna-"Get the cheese to sickbay."

Janeway-"Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's gotten me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it."

From Someone to Watch Over Me:

B'Elanna(reading Seven's PADD): "'Stardate 52648. 0300 hours. Intimate relations resume--' How the hell do you know when we're having intimate relations?"
Seven: "There is no one on Deck 9 Section 12 who doesn't know when you're having intimate relations."

Doctor: "You're a woman, Seven!"
Seven: "Is that an observation or a diagnosis?"
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Old February 2 2012, 08:32 PM   #15
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Season 1, 3rd ep Time & Again when Neelix & Kes go to sickbay.

NEELIX: Is something wrong?
EMH: Yes, terribly wrong. Your brain is not on file.

and later...

EMH: And no one asked you for your medical histories when you arrived? Of course not. That would be the ship's doctor's job. My job, if anyone had bothered to tell me about new passengers, but I seem to be just about the last to know about everything around here. So, tell me, just how many other new arrivals are there?
NEELIX: Just us.
KES: And the crew from another ship that was destroyed.
EMH: Another crew. That's nice. This is the Emergency Medical Holographic system to Captain Janeway.
NEELIX: She's not on board. She's missing on the surface of a planet.
EMH: Missing. The Captain is missing. It seems I've found myself on the Voyage of the Damned. Very well. Please advise the highest ranking officer who is not missing, to see me at his earliest convenience. You may shut off my programme now.
NEELIX: But you haven't told us anything about her condition.
EMH: She is the healthiest member of her species I've ever seen. The only member of her species I've ever seen. You have a lovely brain. It will make a fine addition to our files. I wouldn't worry. If your species has a history of extraordinary mental abilities, this may simply be your way of flexing those muscles for the first time. Living in space requires the body to make a variety of biological adjustments. This could be a side-effect of that process. Go home. Get a good night's sleep and drink plenty of fluids.
KES: Fluids?
EMH: Everybody should drink plenty of fluids. Don't leave without turning me off.


And at the end of season 2's "Projections", when the EMH goes by the door, it opens and he sticks his arm out to see if he really IS a hologram... and smiles as it disappears & reappears when he pulls the arm back into sickbay.
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