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Old January 28 2012, 08:28 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This! 250: Season 4; The Family Friendly Hour

Happy Saturday to everyone!





First up to the plate, we have the "Malpractice Premiums" Award, going to:

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Q: "It's alright, three out of five 1950's doctors agree it's good for you."

Next, we have the "No, it's just with the boring romantic plot, this episode feels like it's dragging on forever" Award, going to:

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Geordi (to self): "These new shuttles are SO slow, this week's episode ended hours ago."
Next, we have the "Happy Birthday Jean-Luc" Award, going to:

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Riker: I claim this planet in the name of Federation.
Geordi: I've never seen a more desolate wasteland. Are we sure we want this planet?
Worf: Yes. We plan to strand Lwaxana Troi here.
Next, we have the "Didn't we have an Away Team down there?" Award, going to:

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Picard: "Mr. LaForge? Explanation?"
LaForge: "I'm terribly sorry, Captain. We were using the ship's phasers to drill holes in the planet's crust to release some of the internal pressure...but...we didn't know it would release so much pressure so quickly. The results were...pretty bad."
Crusher: "How bad?"
Picard: "Look out the window, Doctor!"
Next, we have the "Secrets of the Enterprise" Award, going to:

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Worf: "Ah, I always wondered what this opening was for in the bridge console. Ahhhhhhhh...."
Picard: "Riker, do you hear that? It sounds like water trickling somewhere."
We had a wonderful assortment of Photoshops this week! Fantastic! Amazing! I hereby declare them all winners!

Here they are, in order from first submitted....

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Geordi: What the- You know what, never mind. At least its not Romulans this time.

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LAFORGE: When did the Ferengi change their ship design?
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LaForge: LaForge to Enterprise....

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Geordi: "All they want is a few cases of food rations, a drum of calcite, and some medical supplies. I say we give it to them."
Picard: "I'm not giving anything to that bloody lunatic Scotsman!"
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Geordi: "Uh oh..."
Riker (OS): "Is there a problem?"
Geordi: "Yeah, I think we overshot the Enterprise just a bit."
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Geordi: "Data, do you see what I see?"
Data: "Not quite, as you have an optical visor and I--"
Geordi: "Do you see the ship!!"
Data: "Yes. Magnificent, is it not?"
Geordi: "I think we just ended up in a sci-fi series that lasted only two seasons. We better get the hell out of here!"




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Okay, so you say Kathryn Janeway doesn't know who the father is?
Congratulations to our winners! Thanks to everyone who participated! In case you didn't see it in the thread title! This is the 250th TNG Caption This! Since it kinda snuck up on me, I've decided to do something appropriate for it after we've made our way through all 7 seasons of TNG!

Lets head on into Season 4!











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Old January 28 2012, 08:32 PM   #2
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Picard: What did you say I always used to do when we were kids?

Robert: Whine.

Picard: (Starting to drink) Don't mind if I do.



Worf: NEVER interrupt a Klingon fixing his hair!



Riker: STELLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!




Picard: Yes, I can't see any reason why we shouldn't let you take the Helm from time to time...



La Forge: This is all that was left of Ensign Goosefood Sir.

Riker: He came at me with a phaser drawn. Do You Understand, Gentlemen?
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Old January 28 2012, 09:17 PM   #3
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Robert:...and Mother would put up photos or mementos to remind us of you all over the house after you left for San Francisco...

Jean-Luc: Oh, stop it. That's untrue, Robert.
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Old January 29 2012, 01:26 AM   #4
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Riker objected to the Worf/Troi relationship.
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Old January 29 2012, 01:32 AM   #5
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JEAN-LUC (sniffing): Hedgerow fruits, chocolate, cedarwood... and just a hint of tar. Wonderful bouquet; classic Chateau Picard.
ROBERT: It's Cherry Kool-Aid.



WORF: Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who is the fiercest of them all?



TROI: That was fun. $50 more and you can go all the way.
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Old January 29 2012, 01:58 AM   #6
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Picard: "But...what about Will?"
Troi: "Will? I dunno. I guess I can probably get him if you really think we need him."
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Old January 29 2012, 02:01 AM   #7
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Why the hell don't you ever take the goblet with the cyan –



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Mom: Yes, bubbele. Now, about your bris ....



Khannnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!



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Old January 29 2012, 02:32 AM   #8
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Old January 29 2012, 03:48 AM   #9
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Riker realized that he had no clue what so ever on what level he had parked his car.
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Old January 29 2012, 03:49 AM   #10
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LAFORGE: I'm pretty sure this means someone is naked!
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Old January 29 2012, 06:28 AM   #11
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LeadHead, thanks for the win!



Riker was not happy when Troi ate the last crescent roll.
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Old January 29 2012, 03:23 PM   #12
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Riker: "Wesley, that trombone is not a toy!"
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Old January 29 2012, 09:05 PM   #13
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Picard liked to drink his way through family reunions, and he got away with it because he's French.



Troi: Damn! I thought that your artificial heart had an off button.

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Old January 29 2012, 11:37 PM   #14
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Troi: "$120 Quatlo's, per hr same as on Risa."
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PICARD: Teur fert jar, beeam. I've enoght o' pretendin ta be French 'n suppin wine.
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