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Old October 21 2011, 06:36 AM   #1
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Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

That is all.
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Old October 21 2011, 06:36 AM   #2
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

And oh, Neelix is almost as useless as Riker.
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Old October 21 2011, 06:52 AM   #3
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

Such needless hostility.
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Old October 21 2011, 06:58 AM   #4
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

Funny... I read this is "NETFLIX I wish you a slow and painful death."
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Old October 21 2011, 07:58 AM   #5
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

I do the same!

You know that thread about netflix shooting it self in the foot?

If you really must Mayack, Ethan shoots himself in the face in the Shadow, and in Meld Tuvok strangles a hologram of Neelix to death.

He only has one lung!

HOW DOES THAT HEDGEHOG BREATHE WELL WITHOUT A MOUTH? There's no way he should have survived that run in with Q.
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Old October 21 2011, 11:21 AM   #6
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

There is literally no character in all of Trek who is as nice and sweet a guy as Neelix. Granted, he can be quite annoying, but enough to kill him off? Puh-lease.

Did you wish death on the John Candy character in Planes, Trains and Automobiles as well?

'S like kicking puppies...
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Old October 21 2011, 12:06 PM   #7
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

If there was a Zombie chasing you, and your only way to defend yourself was to kick at puppy at her as hard as you could... Needs must as the devil drives.

Neellix has to be nice, otherwise they won't continue to let him keep sleeping with 2 year olds.
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Old October 21 2011, 02:40 PM   #8
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

boneyardbill wrote: View Post
Funny... I read this is "NETFLIX I wish you a slow and painful death."
I did, too.
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Old October 21 2011, 02:55 PM   #9
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Neelix is the Jar-Jar Binks of Star Trek

a misguided attempt at comic relief that ended up so annoying you almost doubt that it could have been unintentional
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Old October 21 2011, 02:58 PM   #10
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

Neelix was supposed to be a sweet character, but his relationship with Kes was unnecessary and creepy, and he was a tired joke most of the time. He had his moments though.
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Old October 21 2011, 03:14 PM   #11
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

Neelix was designed to be hated.

Our intrepid hate of the charatcer was supposed to be enough, to metaphorically get every one up in a bell tower with a rifle picking off Talaxians.

The Producers created an emotional connection between us and Neelix that is vital and living, our desire to destroy him or watch his destruction.
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Old October 21 2011, 08:37 PM   #12
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

I think most of you are just jealous that he got to nail Kes!!

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Old October 21 2011, 08:48 PM   #13
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No, the fact that the sweet grandfather character nailed Kes, and then was made the "morale officer" and was the "godfather" of Naomi, is what bothers me.
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Old October 21 2011, 09:08 PM   #14
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Naomi was a little old for him.
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Old October 21 2011, 09:20 PM   #15
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Re: Neelix....I wish you a slow and painful death

I think you are being a little hard on Neelix - at least he grew on me as the show went on - largely due to Ethan Phillips. Janeway and Tuvok remained as unlikeable throughout all 7 seasons as they were at the very start.
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