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Old December 4 2011, 06:47 PM   #1
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CapCon 79: The Return of the Correct Number Sequence

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Old December 4 2011, 06:50 PM   #2
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Instructor: "Now, grab the pole and pull! As hard as you can!"
Trip (OS): "Combat training?"
Reed (OS): "Nope. Hostess training for Madame T'Lar's House of Pain."
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Old December 6 2011, 09:14 PM   #5
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Klingon: "It's okay. I can't think of anything funny for this episode, either."
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Old December 7 2011, 02:16 PM   #6
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I brought those scented oils I told you about.



Klarg would be forever haunted by the smirk on her face as he lost consciousness.
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Old December 7 2011, 06:38 PM   #7
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Thanks for the win!



Klingon: It is so good to see you! We have brought many bat'leths, with which to kill you!



ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM!



T'Pol: ...And then after 97 slashes, Captain Archer completed carving the turkey. Everyone who watched it had the vegetarian alternative that evening.




Trip: Sorry kid, we don't even let T'Pol drive. Now get out.
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Old December 7 2011, 07:47 PM   #8
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T'Pol still couldn't bat to save her life. However, the last three men who tried to adjust her stance ended up in sickbay.
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Old December 8 2011, 02:48 PM   #9
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He didn't realize that female Kazon looks like male Klingons.
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Old December 8 2011, 09:03 PM   #10
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Klingon: "That should do the trick, just pay the receptionist on your way out." *thinking* This chiropractor gig is really starting to pay off.



T'Pol: "Try jumping me for my lunch money again, and I break your knee caps."




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Old December 8 2011, 09:41 PM   #11
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Klingon: "Hey, take it easy! I was talking about the 20th century Earth rock band! 'Fanny' doesn't mean the same thing in America or on Qo'noS that it does in England or on Vulcan, you know! Yeesh!"
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Old December 9 2011, 08:03 AM   #12
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KLINGON: I knew it was you Fredo.




KLINGON: So you're not Ralph Macchio? Uh, Hillary Swank?



"You look a little tubby" was the last thing he said.



TRIP: Yeah, you're right kid. These should have been our regular uniforms.
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Old December 11 2011, 09:33 AM   #13
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Klingon: I like you. I'll kill you last.
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Old December 12 2011, 09:17 PM   #14
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T'Pol was tipped to win the prestigious Starfleet Butt-Whacking Contest.
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Old December 13 2011, 10:28 AM   #15
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Guy in the background (tinking): I used to be a swordfighter like her, then I took an arrow in the knee.

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