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Old November 27 2011, 04:50 AM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #243: The Audience is Listening!

Thanks again for another great week of entries. And now:






Bad taste never tasted so good (wait a minute)...
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Pike: "This is my version of the shocker."
The prank to end all pranks...
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KIRK: (laughing) So,... so while I am painting him green,... ha ha,... bones does a little quick reconstructive plastic surgery,... ha ha,... and when he finally comes out of it,... ha ha,... we explain to him,... ha ha,... that he is really,... HALF-VULCAN,... and he BOUGHT IT HAHHAhahahhahha!!!!
I sympathize...

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Scotty: "Whisky, Mr. Spock?"
Spock: "No, thank you, Mr. Scott. I think I'll have this canned pina colada mix instead."
*long pause*
Scotty: "It's goin' to be mighty hard for me to take orders from you from now on."
Hiyoooooo!...
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Spock: Captain, could you please give us your impression of this drink?

Kirk: I'm sorry Spock, I don't do impressions, I'm a starship captain.
The real trouble with tribbles...
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McCoy: See,Spock? I told you he can drink anything nd like it, even tribble piss
If you ain’t torturing Romulan style, you ain’t torturing...
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Septimus: Lights shining through from heaven. It is where the sun is. Blessed be the son.

Kirk: Yes, of course. I seem to recall there were five lights in the sky.

Septimus: THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

Kirk: OK, I think you've had enough to drink now.
Our Photoshop winners are:





Things that make you go hmmm...
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"Screw you, old man, I'm taking the blue pill."


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Meanwhile Kelso is woofing down the chicken wings...
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BOYCE: Damn it Chris, I clearly called dibs on the last slice!
This week: various members of the crew achieve what we could not with Catspaw...being entertained! Have at it!


























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Old November 27 2011, 05:04 AM   #2
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SPOCK: Competent routine, but she will lose points for that dismount.

KIRK: Huh?
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Old November 27 2011, 05:04 AM   #3
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Following the popcorn incident, Kirk had a feeling his date wasn't coming back.
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Old November 27 2011, 06:28 AM   #4
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KIRK [thinking]: It's nothing but "Darth Plagueis" this and "Sith legend" that with these guys. It's like I'm not even here.
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Old November 27 2011, 07:04 AM   #5
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Hey, Macarena!
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Old November 27 2011, 09:43 AM   #6
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Thanks for the win


Scotty: Dance as much as you want, laddie, you're getting not even a sigle drop of my whisky,anyway!


Kirk: Dance as much as you want, honey, you won't get the bifurcated woody anyway, only mine..


McCoy: Dance and fight as much as you want,Alex-boy, you won't get to kiss the enterprise girls anyway
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Old November 27 2011, 12:37 PM   #7
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Kirk os: "I shall call him..." raises pinky to mouth "... Mini-Me."
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Old November 27 2011, 07:11 PM   #8
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Spock: Meh. I think she's hotter as Batgirl.
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Old November 27 2011, 07:17 PM   #9
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Pike was in a hurry for the raffle draw, as he hoped to win the giant soft toy dog.




Kirk: See that? Pike gets a pool, real musicians and cushions and we have to put up with this! There isn't even a giant soft toy dog!
Spock: I believe the fruit is the same, Captain.
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Old November 27 2011, 09:23 PM   #10
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KIRK: Now??? I told you not to get the "large" drink!
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Old November 27 2011, 09:53 PM   #11
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KIRK: Another one of the inmates, Garth?

GARTH: Never seen him before in my life!
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Old November 28 2011, 12:45 AM   #12
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Thanks for the win!



Marta: "Ready? O-kayyy! Gimme a 'G'! Gimme an 'A'! Gimme an 'R'! Gimme a 'T'! Gimme an 'H'!"




McCoy: "For God's sake, Scotty, I don't see how the girl could be any more obvious than that! Take the hint, already!"
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Old November 28 2011, 12:57 AM   #13
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KIRK: And how did you like the play, Mr. Lincoln?




ADAM: Um, I'm over here!




GARTH: And that's what green M&M's actually do.




BONES: Bust a move, Alexander!
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Old November 28 2011, 12:57 AM   #14
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MCCOY: Reminds me why I didn't go into gynecology.
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Old November 28 2011, 01:26 AM   #15
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Alexander: "I never thought I'd say it, but...I actually miss the old dwarf-tossing days!"
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