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Old Yesterday, 04:01 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest 115: Gowron and All His Rowdy Friends

Welcome back to another caption contest! Last week things went awry, featuring foes as wide-ranging as eighties fashion and seventies mustaches. Combining a little of both this week...KLINGONS!

But first, the winners.




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Nurse (o/s): Doctor you really need to not hit on your patient.
Bashir: How was I suppose to know she owned 300 warships and would be spitefully about seeing me with a Dabo girl?
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Odo: "You know, this would be a lot more convenient for me if you got your own Amazon Prime account."

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Garak: "I'm just saying that shoulder pad are so thirty years ago, I could take them out and maybe dart the sides, giving a more tapered look, and might I also say providing you with a more flattering bust line ..."
Tain: "You were undercover as a tailor a little too long Garak."
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Keiko <on com>: Miles, are you crawling through jeffries tubes playing Die Hard again?
Miles: No dear. See you at dinner. O'Brien out.
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Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs....
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Bashir: We could do a facial hair transplant, Commander, but this won't give you the "I'm going to kick your ass and take your woman" look you want. This is more "I'm a Burt Reynolds wannabe with an STD."
Gold star for UssGlenn, who recognized Dr. Horrible's line from [i]Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog[/b]!

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Quark: It's a message for you from from Bad Horse.
Odo: Oh no, not the Thoroughbred of Sin.
And finally.....


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Bashir: I'm picking up mathematical signal patterns of increasing complexity.... I don't know how to tell you this, but your mustache is becoming sentient.
Man: These things sometimes turn out good, right?
Bashir: Oh, no. They never do.
And now, Klingons off the larboard bow!









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Old Yesterday, 04:08 AM   #2
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 115: Gowron and All His Rowdy Friends



Grilka: {snif}...Is somebody frying baloney?
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Old Yesterday, 04:20 AM   #3
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 115: Gowron and All His Rowdy Friends

Thank you for the win, Smelllincoffee!



Worf: Sorry, Captain. I have had much blood wine, and the ridges the doctor gave you are so ... feminine.
O'Brien: I should ... uh ...
Worf: Don't worry, Chief, you look like you have been mauled by a wild targ.
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Old Yesterday, 10:28 AM   #4
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest 115: Gowron and All His Rowdy Friends

TFTW Smellincoffee!



TV: YOUR SINGING SOUNDS LIKE THE DYING BLOODY GURGLES OF A IMPALED TARG! I VOTE DISEMBOWELMENT BY MEK'LETH!
Odo: I always did prefer Idol in the original Klingon.




Gowron: Not so fast, Son of Mogh. Have you seen my Disney Princesses pencil box?
Worf: I have not.
Gowron: YOU LIE! PREPARE TO DEFEND YOURSELF IN BATTLE!
Worf: I AM INTO HELLO KITTY! DISNEY PRINCESSES ARE NOT MY DOMAIN! DO YOU SEE MY BAT'LETH?
Gowron: I was not aware Hello Kitty made a bat'leth. Very well. It is a good day to die; but it is never a good day to lose your pencil box.




Klingon: THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO BLOCK THE ESCALATORS WHEN YOU HEAR THE TRANSPORT EMBARKING! SOME OF US HAVE JOBS TO GO TO!




Worf: For a guy who made a big scene about people getting between you and the bloodwine, you are really nursing that drink.
Sisko: Well I would have shouted "Don't stand between me and the banana daiquiris" if you people had any sense of event planning.




Grilka: Ferengi...greed; Vulcans...logic; Cardassians...militarism; Klingons.... Why yes, the Ferengi was right - I do sometimes feel like the personification of a single human trait. But what does he want from me, these skulls won't smash themselves.
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Old Yesterday, 09:40 PM   #5
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People came from all over the station to see Quark's portrait of Gowron, complete with the eyes that seem to follow you around.



O'Reilly: "Do I get double the pay if I'm in two caption contests in the same week?"

Dorn: "Yes, but two times zero is still zero."



Klingon: "Oh very funny; let's all take a nap and let me handle the humans. Jerks."



Worf: "If I were you, I'd stay away from the buffet."



QQuark: "Your deodorant smells lovely."
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Old Yesterday, 09:46 PM   #6
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GOWRON: Your hair conditioner, I must have it!
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Old Yesterday, 09:56 PM   #7
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Sisko: When we agreed to go undercover as Klingons, I had no idea the bloodwine would taste so awful.

Worf: Agreed. This urine recyc is without honor!

Sisko: Wait, what?
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Old Yesterday, 11:52 PM   #8
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ODO: Were did you get that tiny TV screen?
QUARK: 1970s Earth garage sale.



GOWRON: What? Worf, after everything I saw you do in the past, I am TOTALLY SHOCKED that you are not willing to completely abandon the Federation because I currently don't like them!



QUARK: And the winner of the Klingon dance-off, dancing for 37 straight hours...



AVERY BROOKS: Wow. You mean you have to wear this makeup every single day?!
MICHAEL DORN: Yup.
AVERY BROOKS: Give this man a raise!



ROM: I'll have what he's having.
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Old Yesterday, 11:58 PM   #9
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WORF:...and she got killed and I was stuck with a kid I never knew about. So there I am trying to raise a kid who probably hates me.

SISKO: I'm cutting you off. Got no time for drunken sob stories
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