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Old October 17 2011, 04:39 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest #41: Kira Nerys, for the win!

Happy Sunday Night everyone! Apologies for the lateness in my judging.




First up to the plate, we have the "I'm only gonna ask once" Award, going to:

huskers57 wrote: View Post


Sisko: "Alright...gimme my baseball."

Next, we have the "Bad Geography" Award going to:

Jonas Grumby wrote: View Post


Evil Doctor Sisko: "Now, I launch my missiles, and a few minutes from now, Washington and Moscow will be destroyed! That's assuming, of course, that those targeting coordinates are correct..."

Next, we have the "The Stun Setting won't be enough" Award, going to:

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Kira: Oh, prophets! They've shot the commander!

Bashir: Don't they know that'll just make him angry?

Next, we have the "Hope They Use this in their next round of commercials" Award, going to:

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Could switching to GEICO--really save you--15% or more...on car insurance...?

Can the Extreme Close-Up make anything seem...suspensful?

Sisko: So what would you recommend?

Worf: The rokeg blood pie is superb, and first-rate. However...

Sisko: However...?

Worf: How easily do you get heartburn?

Klingon Waiter: May I...take your orders, sirs...?

Next, we have the "Still in the Room" Award, going to:

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BOLIAN: You dump Jello Boy yet?

The Photoshop award goes to:

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Sisko: "Sisko to Odo. Report to my office."
Odo: "What? say again, Captain?"
Sisko: "What was that? Could you repeat that, Constable?"
Odo: "Huh? Say again?"
Sisko: "What?"




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DJ Dayum Skippy Sisko: Here be some funky beats for you bitches to dance to!

[Nimoy's "Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" starts playing]

Dax: What the fuck?!
Congratulations to our winners and thanks to all who participated! We will continue our journey through the characters with DS9's First Officer, Kira Nerys!











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Old October 17 2011, 04:44 AM   #2
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Worf's alarm clock was loud enough to wake up the entire station.



Sisko: I know you two are having an argument right now, but can we talk about my awesome goatee for awhile?



Kira: (Singing) We could have had it all....

Odo: (thinking) Never knew I'd be playing pop songs on a piano.



Worf: You may command the station, Major. But I command the Defiant.



Kira was upset to see that the Ops crew secretly celebrated Bajoran holidays when she wasn't around.
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Old October 17 2011, 04:47 AM   #3
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Kira: "Oh, for Prophets' sake. Are we in the damn Mirror Universe again?"
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Old October 17 2011, 05:01 AM   #4
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Santa Dukat: "Ah hello, Major. Easter Bunny Gowron and I were just talking about you. Go ahead and dock, we'll open presents and have some cookies."

Kira: "Wat."
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Old October 17 2011, 05:03 AM   #5
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KIRA: I said no Klingon Opera!!!!!



SISKO: Okay, I'm Evil Sisko. What gave me away?



KIRA (singing): It starts at my toes and I crinkle my nose....

Okay, which one you jokers picked this song!!!!!????




KIRA: He followed me home. Can I keep him? Pleeeeease???
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Old October 17 2011, 05:04 AM   #6
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O'Brien: "Oh yeah, I think you nailed it Commander."
Kira: "Wow, so that's the badass look you were talking about."




Kira: "See Julian, Klingons do dig the 1980's S&M style."




Anne Robinson (OS): "I'm sorry Major Kira, but you are the weakest link. And seeking refuge with that Klingon won't help you any."
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Old October 17 2011, 05:12 AM   #7
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Worf: "Bring me John Crichton!"

Kira: "Ben Sisko, Regent."

Worf: "Sorry. I got confused with the weird lighting and all the leather."
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Old October 17 2011, 05:14 AM   #8
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Thanks for the win!



Kira: "Give it a rest, bitch! Nobody up here knows 'Nightbird'!"
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Old October 17 2011, 05:15 AM   #9
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OBRIEN: Who's this Beatnik poet and where is Commander Sisko?



KIRA: If you must know, I broke my frikin' ankle because of these bloody heels!!!!!!
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Old October 17 2011, 01:18 PM   #10
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There was a six month waiting list to view the Orb of Multiple Orgasms
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Old October 17 2011, 07:13 PM   #11
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KIRA (screaming): "Stop it! STOP IT!"

Music playing on the comm system: "I've got faith....of the heart....."
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Old October 17 2011, 07:42 PM   #12
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Kira: ''And now, Odo's 474th attempt at Elements song!
Odo: ♫ ♪ ''There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And
............huh, screw it, I'm never gonna sing it right......''
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Old October 17 2011, 08:13 PM   #13
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #41: Kira Nerys, for the win!

Thanks for the win!



Kira: (singing) Nothing you can say can tear me away--from My Guy...
Nothing you can do, 'cause I'm--stuck like glue--to My Guy...

I'm sticking to my guy, like a stamp to a letter--
Like birds of the feather, we--
Stick together--

I'm telling you from the start--
I can't be torn apart--
From My Guy....


Odo: I hope...she means all that in a good way....
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Old October 18 2011, 12:01 AM   #14
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When her health insurance started covering less and less, Kira was forced to do her own facelift.





Kira's guest spot on "Love Boat" was not well received.
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Old October 18 2011, 12:09 AM   #15
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Kira Nerys

Had fun hanging out with that Worf dude today and thought I'd show all my Spacebook friends.



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