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Old October 1 2011, 07:01 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This #233: Guest Judge: KNH!

Happy Saturday to everyone!





First up to the plate, we have the "Instant Classic" award, going to:

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PICARD: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? A thousand? Fifty thousand? A million? How many people DOES IT TAKE, Admiral?!

Next, we have the "Wrong Floor" Award, going to:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


Picard: "Apologies, Mr. Riker. We'll just leave you to your nude trombone concert."
Next, we have the "Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up," Award, going to:

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RIKER: It's good to see you again, Ilia....um, I mean Troi! Yes, Deanna Troi, that's what I meant. Because my name is Riker. Yes, that's right. Will Riker. Not Decker at all, no sir.

Next, we have the "No Nose Goes" Award goes to:

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Riker: Enterprise is late, so we are going to need some food. Suggestions?

La Forge: Since we're on Wrigley's Pleasure Planet, the only currency we could possibly trade is, well, sex.

(An awkward silence descends.)

Troi: What?!

Next we have the "Hot Pursuit" Award, which goes to:

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Worf: Look! The plot!
Picard: After it, Mr. Worf!
Photoshops were tough to judge this time around, we had some fantastic ones. These next two are classics. so they both get the win!

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And....

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Captioning this is futile.
Cheers for the great work, guys!




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Picard is just a shadow of his former self.
Thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to all of our winners! Now, to some other business...





We're just over a day away from the end of the current voting round. It's the last semifinal, and then we'll be to our final four in the Klingon Belly Laughs, and tomorrow night, I will begin the final voting round for our Character Caption Contest Showdown!

Please go vote!
And now, the first in our Guest Judgings, we will have the Photoshop winner, KNH taking the wheel on the judging for this upcoming contest.

The Theme this week: Aliens we don't often see in Caption Contests! Lets say hi to our friends for outer space and caption these to the best of our ability!













Enjoy your vacation from my evil judging methods! KNH, enjoy your contest!
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Old October 1 2011, 07:07 PM   #2
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Bynar 1: We represent

Bynar 2: The Lollipop Guild.



Data failed at his audition for WWE Wrestling.



Pakled: We look for things, like your wallet.



Worf and Ensign Mendon didn't get along very well. He was the only person aboard who smelled worse than Worf.



Kolrami: And here is where your time share will be...



Kamala: No, I'm not a Trill. Thanks for asking.
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Old October 1 2011, 07:32 PM   #3
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2 on 2 staring contests take on a whole new level of difficulty due to Binars being able to not blink for days.


"What's that Spiner? You'll be getting jobs left and right 20 years from now? That'll be the day."


Geordi's last thoughts before being stunned: "Why the hell are the phasers small enough to slip out of our pockets?"


Worf considers taking up the offer to join a crime fighting duo.


Picard: "So the ship looks better now than it did before?"
Kolami: "Yes."
Picard: "How much did you say the Blu-Ray cost?"


Data's response to Wesley's envy: "I believe the saying is 'I have 99 problems, but a bitch is not one'."
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Old October 1 2011, 07:47 PM   #4
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Fajo: "Ladies and Gentlemen! Presented for your entertainment! The avant garde dance stylings of MISTAH DATAHHHH!"




Pakled: "Do you have any bigger ray-guns? I keep burning my fingers on this one."




Mendon: "You like like a man who'd understand my problem. Where does an ugly guy go to get laid around here?"
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Old October 1 2011, 08:08 PM   #5
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Fajo: Can't touch this. (humming) Fajo time!


Michael Dorn couldn't help but break character when he spotted someone with more irritating make-up than his own.
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Old October 1 2011, 09:30 PM   #6
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Thanks for the win!


WORF: I'm the token alien on this bridge, and don't you forget that!
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Old October 1 2011, 10:26 PM   #7
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Thanks for the win!





1001: We may be little...
1010: ... but we still know how to please the ladies.



Fajo (thinking): This green jello is working out so much better than the one with the grape stuck in it.



Reginod: Seriously, this thing is meant to be intimidating?



Mendon: Yeah, I keep bird seed in this tray. What of it?



The Auditions for the 368th series of Idol were not going well.



Kamala: He's a cheap date, and always puts out.
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Old October 1 2011, 11:56 PM   #8
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Artie Nielsen VI: Welcome to Warehouse 16, Mr. Data.
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Old October 2 2011, 01:01 AM   #9
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RIKER: Bi what? Maybe this is more up your alley, Tasha.



KIVAS: Please, I also collect Green Lantern rings.



PAKLED: Now you shave eybrows.



WORF: Are you high, Ensign?

MENDON: It's medicinal, man!



KAMALA: We just increased his number of techniques by the factor of 10.
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Old October 2 2011, 03:18 AM   #10
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Artie deflects Data's attack using Mel Blanc's underpants.
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Old October 2 2011, 06:21 AM   #11
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Riker: "What the hell are they?"

Picard: "They're called Bynars."

Riker: "Are they any good in the sack?"



Fajo: "Sorry, I had an Altair Burrito for lunch."



Pakled: "We look for things. Things that make our careers strong."

LeVar: "Well, I hate to break it to you, but you're barking up the wrong episode."



Mendon: "Benzites get better stat bonuses for the science track. N00b."



Riker: "Nice dress."

Picard: "Superlative burn, Numbah One."



Kamala: "Trill? What the hell's a Trill?"
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Old October 2 2011, 01:09 PM   #12
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Bynar: "Where is the bathroom? I need to have a number one zero."



Artie Nielsen wan't sure how he was going to catalogue Data - mobile calculator or sex toy.



Pakled: "We hear you like being kidnapped. Show us how to kidnap you."



Worf: "Grrr - I hate Bob Dylan tribute acts."



Riker: "On no, the weatherman holographic circuit is on the fritz again. It's switched back to the default Zakdorn mode"



Data wasn't certain that he was fully functional enough for a quick Trill.
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Old October 2 2011, 02:44 PM   #13
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Middle Bynar: "We must drink tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I."






Spiner was green with envy when the guest star got more lines.





Pakled on left: "Why should you take this toy-like weapon seriously? Because Plan B is I'm gonna sit on you."





Worf: "Kiss me, you fool."
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Old October 2 2011, 02:46 PM   #14
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The TNG-Superman crossover was not well received.
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Old October 2 2011, 02:52 PM   #15
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The reason you should never overfeed an elf.
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