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Old September 18 2011, 04:39 AM   #1
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DS9 Caption Contest #39: A Match Made on the Promenede...

Good Saturday to all! I hope you are having a good evening! Or Day, depending on when you are reading this.





First up for the wins, we have the "Futurama Reference" Award goes to:

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Bashir: Behold! My Death Clock!

O'Brien: Sounds like fun! How long do I have left to live?

Bashir: (whistles)

Kira: Dibs on his CD Player!
Next up, the "Beam it off the station and lock on Phasers!" Award goes to:

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Odo: Stay back, Captain. This replicator has been programmed with...New Coke.

Next, the "Like a Villain!" Award goes to:

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Leeta: "Uh, you guys are just a little bit overdressed. This is the summer medieval fair. The heat is really turned up in there."
Bashir: "My dear, you forget that this is Miles O'Brien, chief engineer of DS9."
O'Brien: "I've installed portable A/C packs in our belts. We are chillin'!"

Next, the "Niles Crane Award for over specificity in Coffee" goes to:

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Quark: "I'm afraid we're all out of Rigel Valley All-Natural Custom-Brew Venturian Hazelnut Lagar. Schlitz, okay?"

Next, the "Runabout Groan" Award, goes to:

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Crewperson: "Orange you glad we're riding into the sunset?"



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OBRIEN: Then I say "What's in your wallet?"



For those of you who have been wondering when the next round of voting has begun! Linky, linky!











Off we go!
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Old September 18 2011, 04:44 AM   #2
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #39: A Match Made on the Promenede...



Kira quickly regretted taking Kai Opaka through the shortcut in the Red Light Sector.



Kira: C'mon, I want to see how the voting came out, enough with the commercials already!



Martok: You coulda been a contender!



O'Brien: That's What She Said!



Sisko just couldn't get excited about the Twilight franchise.
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Old September 18 2011, 04:45 AM   #3
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #39: A Match Made on the Promenede...

Thanks for the win, LeadHead!



Sisko: How much longer do I have to do this for, old man?

Jadzia (OS): You're doing great! Now I want you to pose as Michelangelo's David!
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Old September 18 2011, 05:14 AM   #4
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OPAKA: Yeah, I think you might be a little too close to that truck.



KIRA: I love this show, Richard Benjamin is a hoot.



WORF: Cut me!

MARTOK: You don't wanna do this, kid!

WORF: Cut me!!!




SISKO: Maybe if I shave my head...
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Old September 18 2011, 08:18 AM   #5
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #39: A Match Made on the Promenede...



Alien: All right who left the DISCO Ball on?




The crew finally knew who was involved in the hacking of the computer.




Worf is puzzled why his new wife is on the screen dancing naked until he realized he was looking at his personal e-mail.




Sisko and Obrien have brought back the new twenty-third ratpack!





Sisko: Damn it I am so horny i can't think straight!
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Old September 18 2011, 03:33 PM   #6
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"Hello, chief? We've pulled over the tearaway vehicle just outside Dahkur. Three occupants, looks like they've been drinking".

Sisko, slurring: "Do you know who I am?"



Odo: "Quark says the offer's still open. He can get you a starring role".

Kira: "Don't tell me you're in this!"

Odo: "I'm the antagonistic inspector who keeps trying to shut him down. Ooh, this episode; I have a musical number in this one".



Bashir: "The Romulan team are creaming you, Worf. Whatever formula they've discovered, it's taking their game to the next level".

Worf: "How could they have defeated my manoeuvre so swiftly?"

Martok: "Connect Four is a game of patience, skill and sheer determination, Worf. It is truly the test of a warrior".



O'Brien: "Announcing over the intercom that the last crewman to reach Quarks' would be fired. Classic, sir"

Sisko: "My satisfaction increases with every second of footage. Yet simultaneously I feel the twinge of guilt".
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Old September 18 2011, 05:12 PM   #7
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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!



Worf: "Alright, yes, Julian, that is one bitchin' bed-head you've got there! Now if you don't mind, Martok and I are trying to have a conversation!"




Invisible Angel on right shoulder: "You're just making yourself more depressed pining over her like this. I mean, what could she ever see in a guy like you?"
Invisible Devil on left shoulder: "On the other hand, you are her commanding officer..."
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Old September 18 2011, 05:30 PM   #8
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Re: DS9 Caption Contest #39: A Match Made on the Promenede...



Sisko (thinking): Where ARE the flying cars?
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Old September 18 2011, 05:52 PM   #9
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Sisko (thinking): Where ARE the flying cars?
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Old September 19 2011, 05:13 AM   #10
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Here's a png of Machine Gun Picard for any who want to use him:

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Old September 19 2011, 09:21 AM   #11
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Bashir: "Did you bump your head?"
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Old September 19 2011, 09:23 AM   #12
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"Damn, I miss Star Trek."
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Old September 20 2011, 12:08 AM   #13
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Old September 20 2011, 12:12 AM   #14
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Opaka: "The Prophets are angry, Emissary! I don't think they wish to hear anymore about this Jesus person."



Kira: "Not another fullscreen ad!"
O'Brien: "That's it, I'm installing Ad Blo..."
Kira: "SHH! You mustn't speak of that!"
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O'Brien: "Again! don't you have work to do, Major?"
Kira: "I only watch it for the Morn beer wisecracks."
O'Brien: "'Where everyone knows your account details' really suck as theme song lyrics though."
Kira: "But that dumb bartender..."
O'Brien: "Rommy?"
Kira: "Yeah, he's funny..."
O'Brien: "Sod it, fixing the shields can wait half an hour."
"Quark's is filmed before a holographic studio audience."
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