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Old September 5 2011, 11:50 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #237: O Captain! My Captain!

Thanks again for another great week of entries. Hope everyone is enjoying the long weekend! Now, what you’ve all been waiting for, here are:




Bloody marvelous....
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Redshirt #1: "A very tall bald man, carrying a big penis shaped stalactite, is heading this way."

Redshirt #2: "Let's politely step out of his way. Here, we'll stand closer to the edge of this bottomless abyss."

Redshirt #1: "What a fine idea."

Extreme dentistry....
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As I suspected... no dentures!
One of the best lines ever...
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Scotty: How's it going, Mister Harper?

Harper: Almost done.

Daystrom: Harper--Yes. The name of one of my colleagues. He laughed behind my back at the boy wonder and became famous building on my work. Building on my work!

Kirk: Uh-oh.
This week’s photoshop winners are:

After all their complaining, Kirk finally took them all to the zoo!
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Missed it by....that much!
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Kirk: "Damn... 5 more days and we'd have all won a free set of steak knives."

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Congratulations to all the winners and thanks to all who entered!

This week: Kirk reacts to an indecent proposal from Bones; takes a night course in small appliance repair, and has a headache that’s almost as big as his ego. Have at it!











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Old September 5 2011, 11:53 PM   #2
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Kirk: Hello?



Spock: What does Dr McCoy mean by "Happy Ending"?
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Old September 6 2011, 12:47 AM   #3
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Kirk: "Which one of you two pissed on my bed?"


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Old September 6 2011, 12:53 AM   #4
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Sargon/Kirk: "It's no use.... I can't put Humpty back together again.


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Old September 6 2011, 01:02 AM   #5
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Spock: "...and further, Captain, I postulate that Doctor McCoy requests the water pillow simply because I have already logged my own request on the ship's computer".



Kirk (reading): "Insert tab A into slot C....and tab C into slot F. Insert rounded component three alpha into slot nine beta...follow diagram 6. Diagram 6....

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....Mr. Spock. Declare war on planet Ikea II".
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Old September 6 2011, 01:44 AM   #6
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(Thalassa hands box to Sargon)

Sargon: "A gift? For me?"

Thalassa: "Yes, let's go to captain's quarters and try it out!"

Sargon: "We can't... evidently you didn't realize they use 240 volt current here."


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Old September 6 2011, 02:00 AM   #7
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Thanks for the win!!




As Spock and McCoy had to remind Kirk... not all species keep their genitals in the same spot.




Dr. Mulgrew: Yes, well, uh, there are minor differences. I am what we call a female.
Captain Kirk: It is the way in which we propagate our species.







Where did I put the dill weed?
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Old September 6 2011, 02:01 AM   #8
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MULHALL: I think it needs more salt.
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Old September 6 2011, 03:13 AM   #9
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Kirk: Is my refrigerator running? What the hell is a refrigerator?



Kirk: Spock, can you hear me now.



Spock: Captain, Dr. McCoy has a rather large erection.

Kirk: I Know. I'm trying not to look.
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Old September 6 2011, 03:21 AM   #10
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Spock: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?
Kirk: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
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Old September 6 2011, 03:27 AM   #11
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Kirk:"Aww shit, space herpes simplex XXV, now I'll really have to think where I got that from?"
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Old September 6 2011, 03:51 AM   #12
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It's okay Captain, I understand it happens to a lot of men.



Spock: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?

Kirk: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.
Kirk: "Now, give me some sugar."

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Old September 6 2011, 04:53 AM   #13
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Most illogical, gentlemen. In space, everything is airtight.
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Old September 6 2011, 12:38 PM   #14
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Kirk: 2,486 parts? Do we really need an Interociter? It's just wedge shaped view screen with built in phasers...
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Old September 6 2011, 12:48 PM   #15
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Thanks for the win A.V.I.A.F.



Good Kirk: Why did yeoman Rand slap me? All I did was compliment her appearance.
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