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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old August 20 2011, 07:10 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This #227: Pop, Pop!

Good evening Ladies and Gents! So Sorry about the delay here this evening, but at long last....





First up to the plate, we have the "Checkmate" Award, going to:

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Riker: "Mr. Worf...fire."
Picard: "Oh, well played, Number One!"

Next, we have the "Chase Scene Intro" Award goes to:

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Troi: Look! There goes my accent.

Next, the "French Culture Failure" Award goes to:

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Picard: That was a bit sloppy, Mr. Worf.
Worf: Sorry, sir.
Picard: And generally we do it once on each cheek, not...full on the lips. With tongue.

Next, the "Last Minute Script Change" Award, goes to:

Herkimer Jitty wrote: View Post


Riker: "You're a mildly-injured and somewhat-winded man, Apgar! A MILDLY-INJURED AND SOMEWHAT-WINDED MAN!"
Next, we have the "Quality Instructions" Award, going to:

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Pakled phaser instructions:
1. You point at thing.
2. You push button to make thing glow and go.
3. Have a nice day.





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Picard: How long do I have to hold this thing?

Riker: Untill the glue dries.

And for those of you who are unaware, we are currently running the...



Earlier tonight, we started a second voting round, with the top 3 of the first voting round going against each other!

Head on over and vote!

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Old August 20 2011, 07:12 AM   #2
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Riker: This is not the Will Riker you're looking for...




Picard: Tea, Earl Grey, Plant Form.





La Forge: Why was this a good idea again?




Worf: (offscreen) Sir, you have taken 4 weeks of Shore Leave. Starfleet sent this to provoke you to "Get back in the saddle."





Yar: Did she really state the obvious AGAIN?!
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Old August 20 2011, 07:35 AM   #3
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Thanks for the award LeadHead.



Picard: I hate being on a diet.



Due to Starfleet budget cuts Geordi had to take up a second job as a pole dancer.
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Old August 20 2011, 07:52 AM   #4
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Woohoo, thanks for the win!



Riker: "So, did you and Deanna...?"
Worf: "We did."
Riker: "What'd you think?"
Worf: "It was...underwhelming. And you, sir?"
Riker: *waggles his hand up and down* "Eh."



Picard: "Well, I know what Doctor Crusher and I are doing tonight!"
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Old August 20 2011, 08:38 AM   #5
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Picard: "Well, I know what Doctor Crusher and I are doing tonight!"
WINNER.
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Old August 20 2011, 02:08 PM   #6
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Frakes: I'd think carefully about taking the gig on DS9, the ratings are only so so...



The producers briefly experimented with replacing Gates McFadden with a potted plant, but the greater range of expression and emotion the plant was capable of soon saw it leave the show for a major movie career.



Geordi: Final frontier my ass.



Frakes: So you not only got 12 million dollars and an executive producer's credit for this film, but your agent negotiated you getting a horse as well?

Stewart: Oh no Jony, it was a horse ranch. Why are you crying?



Worf: *Thinking* Nice arse.

Troi: I can hear you!
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Old August 20 2011, 03:46 PM   #7
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None of his colleagues had the cojones to tell Picard that some prankster had written, "For a good time, call Jean-Luc" on the back of his head.






Turbolift repair was one casualty of Picard's new austerity program.

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Old August 20 2011, 03:51 PM   #8
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Riker (to self): "I think the captain is taking this 'assless chaps' thing a little too far."
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Old August 20 2011, 04:26 PM   #9
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Riker: "I'll arm-wrestle you for her."




Picard: "So... I can captain a starship, but damned if I don't have a green thumb."
*** Crash ***




Geordi always loved a good challenge.




Riker: (thinking) Damned... I miss those.



Ever wonder why Deanna changed her hair style?

Tasha: (whispering) "Hey Worf, I think Deanna could use a new nickname. How about 'pin head'?"
Worf: "Excellent."
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Old August 20 2011, 04:54 PM   #10
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Tasha: "Hey.... how come she gets to wear a pretty flower and I don't??"
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Old August 20 2011, 06:15 PM   #11
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Picard: "What the... I can levitate things? Q!!"
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Old August 20 2011, 06:45 PM   #12
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RIKER: Steady as a rock. Bring on another round of Bloodwine!!!!!



PICARD: Oh well, at least its not a tribble.



COMPUTER: Decompression in three seconds...

GEORDI: Never an emergency door to roll under and out when you need one.



DATA: I overheard you saying you would "ride Dr Crusher like a cowboy" and thought a saddle would help.



WORF: What's with that hair?

TASHA: And that uniform can't be regulation.

TROI (thinking): Haters gonna hate.
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Old August 20 2011, 11:54 PM   #13
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RIKER: Go on, smell my fingers.



PICARD (thinking): What the hell has this been watered with?



Geordi's experimental magnifying beam hit his spare VISOR.



PICARD: Number One, you know why the girls are both smiling? It's the saddle. Pure magic.



TASHA (thinking): Hair extensions! That's how she does it!
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Old August 21 2011, 02:29 AM   #14
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Picard: "What a lousy day that was... I so need this."
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Old August 21 2011, 03:15 AM   #15
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Picard (reading from card)" "'To our new commanding officer! Welcome! Signed: the crew of the Enterprise.' The card is bigger than the plant! Cheap bastards!"




Yar (with great indignation): "I know you're not standing between me and my viewscreen!"
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