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Old May 13 2011, 06:13 PM   #1
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Voyager Caption Contest #53: This Contest Has a Title

Greetings fellow Voyagers! Get to your posts cos it's time to beam up da winnas!






God if they only knew!!!!!!

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Janeway: "Sh... I can hear them pounding away on their keyboards with their meaty little hands, chortling at their own juvenile wit."


I'm such a sucker for the classics....

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ALIEN: What does the yellow light mean?

OTHER ALIEN: Slow down

ALIEN What. Does. The. Yellow. Light. Mean.
(ah the classics)


You know you were good when .......

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Axum: "Oh, my God, Seven, you were fantastic! From now on, I'm calling you 'Eight'!"


I LOL'd!!!

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Please state the nature of the photoshop emergency.


This entry was positively brilliant!

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LaForge: seventy thousand light years away, mumbling in his sleep: "Coolant leak! We have a coolant leak!"

Rolls under imaginary engineering door and falls out of bed.






Luckily i was drinking cawfee and NOT chicken noodle soup. I think the noodles would have been a bit messy coming out of my nose:

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Janeway (thinking): Oh, my beloved rock... I know you love me the most. Not Harry or B'Elanna... but me.

Congrats to da winnas and thank you to everyone who played. I'll remember you all in my will!


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And now it's time to put on your thinking caps and get to it~


























As usual, i'll let this brew for two weeks. Until then, have fun, set a course for home and engage!
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Old May 13 2011, 06:53 PM   #2
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Tuvok - Wasn't this an episode of Dr Who?



Janeway - Tuvok, look at these designs. This is amazing! We must take this blueprint with us.
Tuvok - It appears to be a coffee maker.
Janeway - I know! And it looks AMAZING.



Neelix - Mr Kim, I think you've misunderstood the Doctor's directions. This isn't the kind of "sample" he asked you for.




Janeway - Screw it. Let's just shoot it now, and we'll all be home for dinner.
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Old May 14 2011, 01:28 AM   #3
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Harry: Whoa, look at my hand!

Chakotay: Harry, remember when I said it was a bad idea for you and Tom to replicate LSD?

Harry: Huh? Why are you being such a buzz kill?

Seven: You have only five more seconds before your blood boils and your flesh explodes in this planet's atmosphere.
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Old May 14 2011, 01:38 AM   #4
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Tuvok: I fail to see the logic in referring to you as "Agent Smith."
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Old May 14 2011, 01:53 AM   #5
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Janeway: We've been invaded by a tomato aspic, Tuvok.
Tuvok: Looks more appetizing than leola root, doesn't it?
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Old May 14 2011, 03:02 AM   #6
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Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi!



Tuvok: "Four against one? I'm still not scared! Bring on another one, bitch!"




Janeway: "Wow, these blueprints are terrific! Except...why is the main bridge rotated 34 degrees from the centerline?"




Kim: "Well, I'll be damned! Oddly enough, viles of nitroglycerin are not on the TSA's banned items list! Enjoy your flight, sir!"
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Old May 14 2011, 04:29 AM   #7
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Tuvok: "My apologies gentlemen, I didn't expect to see you here."

Doctor 1: "He didn't think there would be holograms in his holodeck. Why would there be?"

Doctor 3: "Avoiding us as usual, fleshy?"

Doctor 2: "I think you're in the wrong side of the ship, fleshy."
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Old May 14 2011, 05:01 AM   #8
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Doctors: Finally, I've been stuck like this for hours! Help me!!
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Old May 14 2011, 07:38 AM   #9
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Janeway: "Wow, these blueprints are terrific! Except...why is the main bridge rotated 34 degrees from the centerline?"
Lucky I had no liquids in my mouth, or they'd be all over my keyboard right now.
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Old May 14 2011, 02:47 PM   #10
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Tuvok: What do you mean, the Cowboy? And I don't know any Coach Cutlip.



Tuvok: What the...a drawing of Data?





Harry: Sorry, tell the Doc I ran out of samples.

Neelix: They are Leola Root shots, Harry.





Janeway: Really? People will discuss about how we handled this place for years?

Caretaker: Yes

Tuvok: Anything else?

Caretaker: No...Oh yes, one more thing, Tuvok.

Tuvok: What is it?

Caretaker: Be careful when you beam up with that Talaxian.




Kim: There it is! My new pip is on that ledge. Let's run over!

Chakotay: Sorry, Umm... I'm out of air. We gotta beam up immediately.

Seven: Um..., I have a dating class with the doctor. You know how he is when I'm late.

Harry: *beaming away* NOOOOOO!
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Old May 14 2011, 05:30 PM   #11
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TUVOK: Captain, I think you'll find these plans fascinating. They're entitled "Mr. Kim's Booty Club."

JANEWAY: Here's one for Mistress Janeway's Dungeons!



NEELIX: Mr. Kim, how do you expect the club to be successful if you only play Spice Girls?





TUVOK: Mr. Kim reprogrammed you for what?
DOCTOR 1: Emergency Sextoy Program.
DOCTOR 4: He assures us there's great demand for our services on this ship.




JANEWAY: What is it?
TUVOK: A Talaxian disco ball. They're supposed to create an orgiastic mood.
JANEWAY: That's it! I want him off my ship.



HARRY: And over there will be the champagne room! And down in that valley we'll have the steam works.
SEVEN: Chakotay, the captain told us to return to the ship as soon as we'd set up his tent.
CHAKOTAY: Wait, I want to hear more about the steam works.
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Old May 14 2011, 06:26 PM   #12
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JANEWAY: I've pick the design I want for my tramp stamp.




NEELIX: Here are my urine samples, just like the Doctor ordered. Where do I put them?

KIM: Trash them. We made that up to keep you out of our hair for while.



TUVOK: Just when I thought this day could not get any worse.



TUVOK: A Blancmange!!!

JANEWAY: Why do I suddenly feel Scottish?



CHAKOTAY: Harry, you might want to start reading the landing party protocols a little more closely.
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Old May 14 2011, 07:45 PM   #13
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Kim: Hark! What light through yonder window breaks?
Chakotay: It's a cloud of photo-responsive noxious gasses, Kim. And you have no environmental suit.


Treating the Doctor's multiple-personality disorder proved more difficult than Tuvok anticipated.
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Old May 15 2011, 03:35 PM   #14
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Tuvok: "Frigging aliens. They only made Spock choose between two Kirks. They make me choose between four EMHs. Maybe I shouldn't have been so quick to dismiss eeny, meeny, miny, moe."
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Old May 15 2011, 08:27 PM   #15
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Tuvok: "I'm sorry, Doctor, but this wasn't what I meant by a second opinion."



Janeway: "God, I hate these Starfleet IKEA directions..."



Neelix: "Maybe to you it's hydraulic fluid, Mr. Kim, but to me it's tonight's main ingredient for Talaxian Souffle!"



Caretaker: "Would you mind hurrying this up? I have a guest shot as green slime on Nickelodeon later tonight."
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