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Old June 29 2011, 09:43 AM   #1
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I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

When I was in school I got bullied a lot, thankfully I was rarely hit because I was such a fast runner, then splinter cell came along.

I was been chased by some bullies, I ran to a corridor and hid in a shadow while wearing bright illuminous clothing thinking that would hide me from anyones vision because thats how it works in splinter cell.

Boy was I wrong.
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Old June 29 2011, 10:38 AM   #2
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

Don't worry about it. Bullies will leave you alone if you get a hot chick. I suggest playing Leisure Suit Larry so to learn how to pick up women.
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Old June 29 2011, 01:33 PM   #3
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

Hey, at least you didn't decide to carry around your own cardboard box to hide in, like Solid Snake from Metal Gear. Because I can tell you - that does not work.
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Old June 30 2011, 04:09 PM   #4
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

Maybe the problem is that Sam Fisher wears dark shadow-coloured clothing, not luminous...

I have to confess to, on one occasion at a point where I'd played through the first three SC games in about a week, I was walking home late at night and seeing a figure approach that I couldn't make out, I actually found myself thinking "shit, I can't remember which control switches to night-vision so I can see who that is!" (cos it's different in each game) before remembering that this was real life and I wasn't wearing night-vision goggles...
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Old June 30 2011, 04:22 PM   #5
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

Lonemagpie wrote: View Post
Maybe the problem is that Sam Fisher wears dark shadow-coloured clothing, not luminous...
That, and the OP had the slight drawback of not actually being Sam Fisher.

I love the Splinter Cell series, and I can't wait for the HD releases next month.
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Old June 30 2011, 07:58 PM   #6
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

Lonemagpie wrote: View Post
I have to confess to, on one occasion at a point where I'd played through the first three SC games in about a week, I was walking home late at night and seeing a figure approach that I couldn't make out, I actually found myself thinking "shit, I can't remember which control switches to night-vision so I can see who that is!" (cos it's different in each game) before remembering that this was real life and I wasn't wearing night-vision goggles...
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Old June 30 2011, 08:05 PM   #7
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

Shoot them in the face and mock them as they lie dying on the street.

Wait, that was Grand Theft Auto...
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Old June 30 2011, 08:21 PM   #8
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

iguana_tonante wrote: View Post
Shoot them in the face and mock them as they lie dying on the street.

Wait, that was Grand Theft Auto...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/108184...chappelle_gta/
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Old July 1 2011, 03:09 PM   #9
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

JarodRussell wrote: View Post
Lonemagpie wrote: View Post
I have to confess to, on one occasion at a point where I'd played through the first three SC games in about a week, I was walking home late at night and seeing a figure approach that I couldn't make out, I actually found myself thinking "shit, I can't remember which control switches to night-vision so I can see who that is!" (cos it's different in each game) before remembering that this was real life and I wasn't wearing night-vision goggles...
Great pic!

But, yeah... actually serious!
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Old July 1 2011, 07:41 PM   #10
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

shoulda played MGS instead, bullies come around, break out the cardboard box
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Old July 6 2011, 08:45 PM   #11
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

As an old school mario bros. player I just jumped on the bullies heads, crushing their spines. In fact I had gotten so good after awhile I began crushing spines for the smallest infractions. The power had corrupted me you see, and it was not too long before I was now the bully. But I never took notice... till one day I was confronted by a kid holding a golden gun. *pap!* "Cue goldeneye death music and blood overlay on screen."
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Old July 8 2011, 03:14 AM   #12
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

You played Splinter Cell, you were in a corridor. You didn't do leg jump between walls?

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Old July 10 2011, 10:18 PM   #13
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Re: I got the living shit beat out of me because of Splinter Cell!!!

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