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Old May 3 2011, 05:22 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #223: Captains, Some Courageous, Some Not

Sorry for the slight delay, but it's time for another caption contest. First, let's greet...



Hmmmm, methinks Miss Keeler was perhaps a bit too friendly with the downtrodden folks she took in...

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McCoy: You deliberately stopped me Jim! Do you know what you just did?
I wanted to see a Clark Gable movie tonight.

Kirk: She asked you too!

Spock: Fascinating, I wonder how many of those men she also asked out?
I never noticed this. Did you?

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Sarak: "I must say I doubt Starfleet's level of competence if they can't even spell 'Hangar Deck' correctly."
Better Red than dead...

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Chekov: You're making me security chief?
Kirk: Yes, redshirts were a Russian "inwention" after all.
Oh waiter, there's a lizard in my Photoshop...

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KIRK: A reservation? I happen to be good friends with the owner!!!
Congratulations to the winners. This week, Pike tries to mediate the NFL labor dispute, Captain Tracey is half-tempted to point out the Yangs are being lectured to by a Canadian, Kang settles for a five fingered man, and finally we take a peak back aboard the USS Yorktown. Enjoy:







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Old May 3 2011, 05:24 PM   #2
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Mendez: "If only we knew what was going on in his mind."

Pike (thinking): If only Number One and Yeoman Colt hadn't cock-blocked me.



Kirk: "Sulu, I told you to keep phaser pointed at that backstabbing bastard."

Sulu: "I am."

Spock: *sighs*



Kang: "Are we going to just stand here with our blades locked or are we going to actually try to kill each other?"



Mason: "Helm, ahead warp factor 2."

Schneider: "Nein! You didn't say the magic vord!"
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Old May 3 2011, 05:44 PM   #3
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Spock: May I take your order?

Mendez: Yes, flank steak, well done. Oh, Sorry Chris.



Kirk: I..... Pledge......Allegiance.....to......the.......flag. .......

Spock: Captain, Mister Sulu and the security team have now been sufficiently inoculated.

Kirk: .....of.......the.....

Spock: Spock to Enterprise. It's gonna be awhile.




Kirk: Twenty bucks says we'll be laughing together in 3 minutes.



Mason: Don't be like that! I haven't been taken over by Janice Lester. Follow my orders!
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Old May 3 2011, 06:41 PM   #4
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Mason: "Ahead warp factor three!"
Helmsman: "I'd love to, Captain, but there's no way I can reach the controls from here!"
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Old May 3 2011, 08:11 PM   #5
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MENDEZ: If only we knew what was going on in his mind.
SPOCK: If only there were someone here who could--ya know--read minds.
KIRK: Shaddap.




SPOCK: Fascinating. I was unaware the captain could dance the "Froog".




KANG: No! It's my turn to carve the Turkey!
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Old May 3 2011, 08:18 PM   #6
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MENDEZ: Can someone PLEASE get a wet-nap for Fleet Captain Pike?

Quickly??

I don't want to be sitting here when the stench wafts over this way.





TRACEY: I'm impressed.

Jim never told me he was THIS hammy and long-winded.




KANG: Tastes great!!!

KIRK: Less...FILLING!!
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SPOCK: Permission to take Captain Pike to the lavatory.

According to his chair's software it is time for him to go boom-boom.
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Mason: Helm, stop doing the Y-M-C-A dance!
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Old May 3 2011, 11:02 PM   #9
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SPOCK (thinking): I wish the captain would stop staring at my groin.

MENDEZ (thinking): Wow, he looks nothing like Jeffrey Hunter. Or that Greenwood guy either, for that matter. When's my next residual check for It Takes a Thief coming? Wonder if there's any pizza left in the fridge at home...
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Old May 3 2011, 11:16 PM   #10
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KANG: "You... hit on my wife? Our species aren't even... biologically compatible"
KIRK: "I did it... in the name of... interstellar relations!"
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Old May 3 2011, 11:19 PM   #11
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Kirk: "Are you as turned on as I am?"

Klingon: "More, as you will find out when I have my way with your corpse."


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Old May 3 2011, 11:26 PM   #12
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Pike: "Geez... how'd I get caught up in this sausage-fest?"


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Old May 4 2011, 12:38 AM   #13
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Hey I'm on a roll, that's my third caption win in the last month. Thanks



Captain Frodo: Set course for the planet Mordor, maximum warp.

Helmsman Boromir: One does not simply warp into Mordor.
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*Music stops*

*Everyone freezes*

Female officer: "Mendez! You moved! You're out".
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Captain: "No matter where she stands, she always manages to point her behind in my direction"

(*Seriously, what is it with that officer in the blue skirt?)
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