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Old May 3 2011, 09:59 PM   #46
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^Yep.

Ezri's look of blazing-eyed righteous fury at that is absolutely priceless!

Goes to show, "Hell hath no fury..."
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Old May 3 2011, 11:15 PM   #47
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You know your fic's bad when Weird Al agrees to spoof it.
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Old May 4 2011, 12:12 AM   #48
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^Has he spoofed Trek yet?
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Old May 20 2011, 10:25 AM   #49
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Ferengi lugs
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Old May 23 2011, 04:35 AM   #50
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"You're an elf with a hyperactive thyroid!"
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Old May 25 2011, 08:05 AM   #51
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A running gag I had as a kid with a sibling dealt with Kirk and Uhura. You see, if you say "Uhura" too fast, it sounds an awful much like "you whore."

So throughout classic Star Trek episodes we would just crack up whenever we heard Kirk refer to her as "Lieutenant You Whore."
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Old April 17 2013, 01:03 PM   #52
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Yo mamma so fat, she has her own neutral zone.

Yo mamma so fat, when she uses the transporter - they have to use the whole computer core to store her pattern.
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Old April 17 2013, 01:35 PM   #53
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Your mom's so old she makes Arlene Galway look like Balok!
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Old April 17 2013, 01:57 PM   #54
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your momma's so fat you can slingshot around her and travel back in time 2 years
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Old April 17 2013, 02:13 PM   #55
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Yo Momma's so ugly even Captain Kirk won't sleep with her!
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Old April 17 2013, 03:27 PM   #56
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Not really an insult, but when I was in college a roommate of ours (turned uot he was a liar and a thief, but I digress) was talking to us about something (can't remember the topic) and he suggested being a collective and I spat out "What? We aren't the fucking Borg!"
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Old April 17 2013, 06:20 PM   #57
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This TOS episode's so bad we're running it for the fourth season. By itself.
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Old April 17 2013, 07:13 PM   #58
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Yo mamma so fat, when she needs a shuttle she has to take the saucer section.
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Old April 17 2013, 08:29 PM   #59
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Microbrain! Growl for me, let me know you still care!
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Old April 18 2013, 04:59 AM   #60
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You're so boring you put Spock to sleep.
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