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Old April 23 2011, 12:28 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This #210: Don't Let Go

Happy Friday Everyone! Glad to have the chance to put this up a little earlier than normal this time around, so lets get right to it.





First, the "Ultimate Headache" Award goes to:

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So my Mom is coming on board, with her twin sister.
Next, the tag-team "2364 Chevrolet Galaxy" Award goes to:

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Conn: "'Space poop'?"
Ops: "Look, I don't write the sensor returns! I just read 'em!"
Conn: "All I know is that it always happens right after we get the Enterprise washed."
Next, the "Leave me alone, I'm on my break!" Award goes to:

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Worf (thinking): Hmmmmm. Maybe with a Romulan warbird powering up forward weapons I should be at my console instead of chatting up Riker... Nah.
Next, the "Revenge of the Q" Award goes to:

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Q (O.S.): Don't bet on it, Picard.

A klaxon blares.

Computer: Warning! Fire-suppression system activated. Force field envelopment in five seconds, three, two, one.
And now, the "Problems that are common to Cat owners" Award goes to:

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Geordie: "How in the hell?"

Miles: "I don't know sir, it was up there when I came in."

Geordie: "Data?"

Data: "I must admit, my training of Spot has not been entirely successful. Bad kitty."
Next, the Multi-Cap Award goes to:

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Rick Berman: "Dammit, who put out their cigar on the model of the ship?"



Patrick Stewart:"...."
Our Photoshop Award goes to:

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PICARD: Then on morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas...

How he got in my pajamas, I'll never know.



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Picard: Have you done the monthly senior staff evalutation yet?

Troi: Yes. Riker is sleeping with more women than lately. Data got into online dating. Geordi keeps sening Dr. Brahms Facebook friend requests. Worf has been having too much bloodwine lately and he have been coming on to our female Vulcan crewmembers, asking them if they were Romulan spies. Beverly is running a Baywatch holoprogram, with both you and Jack as the lead lifeguards.

Picard: *facepalm*
Congrats to all our winners and thanks to all those who participated, now on with the new contest!











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Old April 23 2011, 12:31 AM   #2
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Crusher: I'm sorry, you're not Wesley's father.

Picard: Oh Thank god! I mean, that's so sad Beverly.



Picard: Tasha! You're Back!

Riker shoots her with his phaser

Riker: What? It was gonna happen sooner or later.



Troi: How's this for therapy?



Picard: Is he still under Warranty?



Riker: I think there may be a problem with the Inertial Dampeners...

Worf: Ya think?!
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Old April 23 2011, 12:45 AM   #3
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Thanks for the win!




Crusher: I asked for a episode to be about me, they are going to call is Sub Rosa

Picard: I seen that script, what next, we go to warp 10, turn into newts, and have puppies?



Riker - What was that scream?

Worf - I was just showing Crusher how to attract a mate, he needs all the help he can get!



I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Mark 44 Phaser, the most powerful hand weapon in the federation, and would Vaporize your head clear off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?



Laforge: Anyone know where the powercord is?



Riker: I need a V8 juice from the replicators.

Worf: Does that have prune juice in it?
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Old April 23 2011, 01:26 AM   #4
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Thanks for the co-win, LeadHead...and for teaming me with one of my favorite fellow captioneers, too!




Picard: "Jesus Christ, Worf! If you're going to sneeze that loudly, how about a little warning first?!"




LaForge: "See there, Doc? Data put himself in harm's way and got himself injured out of loyalty to us! A very human trait, wouldn't you say? Still think he's just a machine?"
Pulaski (thinking): "I wonder if I slipped a slice of bread into his mouth if it would automatically pop up when it was done toasting."




Picard: "Doesn't it bother you that about half the crew assume you and I are sleeping together?"
Crusher: "Does it bother you that the other half think you're sleeping with Riker?"
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Old April 23 2011, 01:57 AM   #5
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Thanks for the win, LeadHead!



Beverly: Are you watching the new triple-X parody, or are you just happy to see me?
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Old April 23 2011, 02:52 AM   #6
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PICARD: You squat on the table and I'm underneath....




PICARD: Mister Worf!!! Please put your trousers back on!



WES: Gee Worf, that was even easier than they said. You do suck at fighting.



PULASKI: He dead, Jean.

DE KELLEY (O.S.) Come on!!!!!



RIKER: First one to Troi's quarters gets to marry her in a feature film!!!!
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Old April 23 2011, 04:04 AM   #7
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Picard: Dammit woman! We know you don't like the man, but really....

Pulaski: It was an accident! I swear! I didn't mean to retire him, not really.

LaForge: MURDERER! It's called murder!
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Old April 23 2011, 05:01 AM   #8
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Crusher: Jean Luc, the desk is made of glass. You're not hiding anything.



Crewman (OS): I just said I thought the skants looked awesome...



Worf thought he was doomed until he noticed his adversary merely possessed a dustbuster.



Picard: I knew I should have gotten the iPhone, it was that damn Wesley who sold me on Android.



The final leg of the Enterprise Triathlon proved even more grueling than imagined, but Riker's years of practice at running from angry fathers wielding phaser rifles had prepared him well.
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Old April 23 2011, 11:29 AM   #9
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Pulaski: "He's dead, Jean-Luc."
Picard: "Ehh, it just doesn't have the same ring to it."
Geordi: "Captain, she's givin' it all she's got!"
Picard: "I appreciate the effort, Mr. La Forge, but you are no Scotty."
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Old April 23 2011, 07:00 PM   #10
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Pulaski: What's going on?
Data: She wanted some fun in here. This is how Tasha wanted....
Picard: That's enough!....




Riker: I'm impressed!
Worf: That we still can't find the Reman Viceroy?
Riker: That someone was able to make it appear as if we were still on the E-D in our old uniforms.
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Old April 23 2011, 09:46 PM   #11
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LaForge: "He just couldn't take it."

Picard: "Pulaski, what possessed you to give an android a colonoscopy?"
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Old April 23 2011, 10:35 PM   #12
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Troi: If you don't take this dustbuster and clean up this mess right now, I'll never wear my Tal Shiar uniform for you ever again!
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Old April 23 2011, 10:39 PM   #13
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Old April 24 2011, 07:55 PM   #14
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An image from the lost film Star Trek: Inception has finally been leaked to the public.
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Worf: "Son of a bitch, stop crowding me!"
Riker: "Eat wall, sucker!"
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