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Old July 11 2011, 02:16 AM   #1
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Caption Contest #229: Oh So Sulu!

Thank-you for another week of great entries, and now for:







Just another Tuesday afternoon for the good doctor:
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Bones: Spray-on strawberry astroglide, check... Half saltshaker of coke, check... Sexy nurse, check...



Well Spock, at least it looks like they’re thinking about it:
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Spock: "So do I take it that neither of you gentleman is interested in a threesome?"



Bones should know by now that you can’t go anywhere without bumping into one of Kirk’s conquests:
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MCCOY: So I said to Jim, what's with you and skanky blondes?

SHAW: Perhaps, you'd like to rephrase?

MCCOY: Why?

And for the best Photoshop winner...

Because he deserves a break today:
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McCoy: "Thanks, nurse. I'm starving. But how many times do I have to tell you to Super-Size the fries?"
Congratulations to all the winners!
This week: Sulu makes his case for new uniforms, superpokes Lt. Riley, and then gets caught between some rocks and a hard place. Have at it!








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Old July 11 2011, 02:23 AM   #2
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Sulu: If you want the mathematics of this, get a calculator.



Sulu: No, you're going to be almost killed by a sexy blonde.



Sulu: Forget.... the transporter..... send.... a Shuttlecraft....
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Old July 11 2011, 02:51 AM   #3
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PIPER: Sorry guys....burritos for lunch.



SULU: So everytime we say "course layed in" we take a drink.



SULU: So cold....and no one wants to share body warmth.
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Old July 11 2011, 12:14 PM   #4
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Piper (to self): "They tell me I'll need a couple of catch phrases to be successful on this show. But 'he's dead, Jim' and 'I'm a doctor, not a [fill in the blank]'? I just don't see those going anywhere."
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Old July 11 2011, 12:20 PM   #5
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Sulu: I am stuck between a rock and a hard place, captain, but that's no reason to hurry. I'll tough it out.
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Old July 11 2011, 02:17 PM   #6
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Scott: "What does a ship's physicist do, exactly?"
Sulu: "Physics."
Scott: "Aye... but you see that we have a science officer, pointy eared lad, does pure science... and we have an engineer, me, that would be applied physics... So what's the point of ye?"
Sulu: "Well... I..."
Scott: "Aye... that's what I thought."




Riley: "There's no such regulation. Shipboard coffee isn't paid for by nipple tweaks."
Sulu: "Sure there is."
Riley: "I tried it on Janice, and she kicked my nuts up to my tonsils."



Sulu: "Who cares if the transporter is splitting everything in two... Beam down some gasoline and some wood. So we get twice as much. All the better."
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Old July 11 2011, 02:24 PM   #7
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Sulu: Agh! My ball-point! Damn! There goes my collection!!!

Scotty: Hmm. Maybe you should collect old weapons instead.
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Old July 11 2011, 02:43 PM   #8
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"Then take a shuttlecraft, but send Gas-X now!'
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Old July 11 2011, 04:31 PM   #9
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Sulu: "...of course, mind you I have no idea what the heck a penny is."



Sulu: "I'm not touching you!"

*Riley pours coffee all over Sulu, who runs off shrieking*



Sulu: "Get those transporters working! This threesome is terrible!"
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Old July 11 2011, 06:10 PM   #10
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SULU: "If you want the mathematics of it..."
PIPER: (thinking) "If I just shift right a little I can slip one out..." rips a loud one.
SULU: "You always do that when I'm talking!!!"
SCOTTY: "Easy, lad. Everyone's entitled to his opinion."
PIPER: (puts head down and goes to sleep).
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Old July 11 2011, 06:21 PM   #11
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GARY7, i missed this last week. AWESOME!!!!!!
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Old July 12 2011, 12:36 AM   #12
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Paul Fix (thinking): "Wha! What! Dammit, I must have dosed off again! For Christ's sake, don't these people realize there was a reason they kept me on my feet most of the time on 'The Rifleman'!"
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Old July 12 2011, 12:42 AM   #13
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PIPER: Scotch, Scotch, Scotch. I like Scotch.
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Old July 12 2011, 12:57 AM   #14
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SULU: blah blah ...like having a penny, doubling it every day. In a month, you'll be a millionaire.
SCOTTY: In less time than that, you'll have my boot up yer arse!




SULU: See? I replaced your Folgers Crystals with Dilithium Crystals and you couldn't tell the difference!




SULU: The shuttlecraft won't be delivered til Tuesday?
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Old July 12 2011, 01:35 AM   #15
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KIRK (os): Mister Sulu...

SULU: For the last time! My name is "Tuan". Sulu is your helmsman! We dont all look alike!
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