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Old October 7 2011, 05:28 PM   #1
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Voyager Caption Contest #63: No, Seriously?

Greetings fellow Voyagers! Time to get jiggy with it. Let's celebrate da winnas!





The Jewish holidays may never be the same again~

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Harry Kim wasn't sure whether it would be a good career move to tell the captain that Kreplach weren't usually served in Blood Wine.

A serious spew contender was this awesome caption~

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Beltran: "I see dead people"? Really? This can't be in the script. This is McNeill's handwriting, isn't it?

Proving that a little restraint is always a good thing~

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Paris: "So, Doc, what have you-"

Doc: "I GOT LAID!"


Hell, this makes perfect sense to me~

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Tom os: "Look, it's not gay if you're screwing your clone. At worst it's masturbation."


Two winners for this pic. First taking the "Where's the damn chocolate when i freaking need it?" award is this one~

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Priestess: Sir, this year's Cadbury Creme Egg has arrived.
High Priest: Praise be! We will feast on the chocolaty goodness!

And taking the Holy Hand Grenade Award we have this~

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High Priest: "And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu-"

Priestess: "Skip a bit, Brother."

Leaping over tall buildings with a single bound, this entry flew away with this week's 'shop award~

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HARRY: Sure was nice of Mr Jor-El to invite us to this party. I wonder what the occasion is?

JANEWAY: Was that an earthquake?





A tie for this week's Morning Cawfee Spew!

First, we have this~

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Beltran: "Why does this dark and dreary place feel so familiar. Ah yes, my... career."

And then this one~


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Guy in hat: And here we are gathered to celebrate the life of Johnny, who was boreded to death watching this episode.

Thanks to everyone who played and sexual favors to be handed out the winners~ without getting all emo on you, you all rock. Seriously!


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And now, drumroll please while we roll out the new photos just waiting to be captioned:

























As always, i'll let this brew for 2 weeks. So until then, have fun, set a course for home and engage!
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Old October 7 2011, 05:44 PM   #2
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Thanks for the Morning Cawfee Spew pick, Randi.




Kyrian leader: "Make her pole dance, or I start shooting hostages!"




Kes: "Trust me doctor, a few minutes of this and your forehead will be all bright and shiney!"




Old man: "Buddy, if you're going to try seducing my daughter, you'd better get more than one stinking flower."




Harry Kim made one critical mistake with his sado-masochism holodeck program... nobody paid any attention to him.
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Old October 7 2011, 05:46 PM   #3
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Kyrian leader: "Hey, can you fabricate me one of these catsuits? It'll be perfect for my Halloween costume."
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Old October 7 2011, 05:52 PM   #4
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Thanks for the Win!




B'Ellana: "Oh crap. I hadn't finished recalibrating the transporter relays."
Harry: "I nominate Keslix as hir name."




Chakotay: "Um, thanks. What is it?"
Girl: "It's to signify your welcome to our village. It's an Akoochimoya flower."
Chakotay: "Oh... So that's what it means!"




Kim thought that he could at least get laid at the Rio carnival. He thought wrong."
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Old October 7 2011, 06:03 PM   #5
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Kes: "Now, you've got to leave this bandage in place! If you keep picking at those plugs, they'll never take root properly!"
Doc: "This was a terrible idea!"




There is nothing more out of place than an emo at Mardi Gras.
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Old October 7 2011, 06:12 PM   #6
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Chakotay: "Thanks. Uhhhh... I don't know what to say."
Old man: "Eat it."
Chakotay: "Eat it?"
Old man: "It has wonderful psychedelic properties."
Chakotay: "Now you're talking!"
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Old October 7 2011, 09:05 PM   #7
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Even in the future, The Elaine Dance was still popular at parties.





Harry's worst nightmare became a reality when Jazz Hands finally reached the Delta Quadrant.
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Old October 7 2011, 09:43 PM   #8
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Garrett Wang, thinking: Where the HELL did my career go?
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Old October 7 2011, 11:32 PM   #9
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Lynx: Bring back Kes or she gets it!
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Old October 9 2011, 01:36 AM   #10
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Kyrian: "Do as I say, or the Male 16-25 demographic gets it!"



Garret Wang: "Sure, 'I got you a part in a Batman movie', he says. 'Batman is cool', he says.

...I need a new agent."
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Old October 9 2011, 01:50 AM   #11
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SEVEN: Go ahead and shoot. The ricochet will take out half the room.



EMH: How can this possibly be working????



OLD MAN: Welcome to the family brother/son/husband Chakotay.

CHAKOTAY: Wait...What???!!!



HARRY: Okay "Fellini" didnt mean what I thought it did.
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Old October 9 2011, 10:14 AM   #12
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Thanks for the win!



Kim: Did we just aid and abet a kidnapping?




Neelix's food got so bad, that Alien dignitaries started taking hostages as an excuse not to eat it.




Kes: That's what you get for using a "Shatner Strength" toupee.




Chakotay: It's been a pleasure meeting you all, now if you'll excuse me, I have to abandon you all to the enemy. Toodles!




Garrett: I'm starting to regret buying a ticket to be in the audience of Dancing with the Stars.
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Old October 9 2011, 05:54 PM   #13
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Chakotay (sighs): "The only two absolute constants in the Universe: the speed of light...and hippie chicks!"
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Old October 10 2011, 06:40 PM   #14
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Thanks for the win!
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Chakotay: I award this rosette to the winner of the Best Mullet Competition...
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