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View Poll Results: When did you last have sex?
Never 48 20.08%
More than 1 year ago 41 17.15%
More than 6 months ago 7 2.93%
More than 3 months ago 4 1.67%
More than 1 month ago 13 5.44%
More than 1 week ago 37 15.48%
More than 1 day ago 50 20.92%
More than 1 hour ago 25 10.46%
More than 1 minute ago 6 2.51%
I'm having sex right now! 8 3.35%
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Old April 28 2011, 04:56 AM   #331
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Re: When did you last have sex?

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*looks at J. Allen in antici...pation*



[rips away pants]

I cut lines in them for ease of removal.
Excellent planning skillz! Well done, sir.

(Now, if only I could remember what happens next. It's been a while...*whistles innocently to cover* )
[puts on top hat and monocle]
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Old April 28 2011, 04:59 AM   #332
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Re: When did you last have sex?

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[rips away pants]

I cut lines in them for ease of removal.
Excellent planning skillz! Well done, sir.

(Now, if only I could remember what happens next. It's been a while...*whistles innocently to cover* )
[puts on top hat and monocle]
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Old April 28 2011, 05:18 AM   #333
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Re: When did you last have sex?

That's not the original singer.





That one is.
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Old April 28 2011, 07:19 AM   #334
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Re: When did you last have sex?

I was gonna post 'right now' but it seems you guys have the lame jokes already covered
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Old April 28 2011, 10:02 PM   #335
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[rips away pants]

I cut lines in them for ease of removal.
Excellent planning skillz! Well done, sir.

(Now, if only I could remember what happens next. It's been a while...*whistles innocently to cover* )
[puts on top hat and monocle]
Waitaminute...top hat, monocle...and no pants?

You're MR.PEANUT?!?





I can work with that.
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Old May 1 2011, 06:52 AM   #336
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I didn't realize so many people plan out when they're going to have sex.
Well, I don't plan it out so much, as hope for it under certain circumstances. You see, I'm going to be in Atlanta in two weeks, and for some reason the boys in Atlanta really like me... must be the accent. I think I've had more sex in eight or so trips to Atlanta than I've had in the last five years here in Toronto.

Okay, some of those trips were because I was in a long-distance relationship for a year and a half with someone who lives there... but where do you suppose we met?

I just hope this damned gout clears up before then.
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Old May 1 2011, 07:02 AM   #337
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Excellent planning skillz! Well done, sir.

(Now, if only I could remember what happens next. It's been a while...*whistles innocently to cover* )
[puts on top hat and monocle]
Waitaminute...top hat, monocle...and no pants?

You're MR.PEANUT?!?





I can work with that.
Like Mr. Peanut, I'm suitably salty and quite satisfying.
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Old May 1 2011, 07:08 AM   #338
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Salty? Drink some pineapple juice or something, man!
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Old May 1 2011, 07:09 AM   #339
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I didn't realize so many people plan out when they're going to have sex.
Well, I don't plan it out so much, as hope for it under certain circumstances.
I guess that makes sense? I'm not going to see my husband again until the end of May but I can't imagine thinking to come post in this thread the day before going "Tomorrow! " or something like that. If it happens it happens.
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Old May 1 2011, 07:10 AM   #340
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J. Allen wrote: View Post
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[puts on top hat and monocle]
Waitaminute...top hat, monocle...and no pants?

You're MR.PEANUT?!?





I can work with that.
Like Mr. Peanut, I'm suitably salty and quite satisfying.
And i always thought they called you "Old Salt" as a cute, nautical-themed nickname. Boy was I wrong ...
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Old May 1 2011, 07:10 AM   #341
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Salty? Drink some pineapple juice or something, man!
Wow, you took that an extra step of innuendo that even I didn't take!



I'm so proud of you right now.
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Old May 1 2011, 04:14 PM   #342
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I didn't realize so many people plan out when they're going to have sex.
Well, I don't plan it out so much, as hope for it under certain circumstances. You see, I'm going to be in Atlanta in two weeks, and for some reason the boys in Atlanta really like me... must be the accent. I think I've had more sex in eight or so trips to Atlanta than I've had in the last five years here in Toronto.

Okay, some of those trips were because I was in a long-distance relationship for a year and a half with someone who lives there... but where do you suppose we met?

I just hope this damned gout clears up before then.
mmmmmmm how old are you kind sir?
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Old May 2 2011, 05:24 AM   #343
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I didn't realize so many people plan out when they're going to have sex.
Well, I don't plan it out so much, as hope for it under certain circumstances. You see, I'm going to be in Atlanta in two weeks, and for some reason the boys in Atlanta really like me... must be the accent. I think I've had more sex in eight or so trips to Atlanta than I've had in the last five years here in Toronto.

Okay, some of those trips were because I was in a long-distance relationship for a year and a half with someone who lives there... but where do you suppose we met?

I just hope this damned gout clears up before then.
mmmmmmm how old are you kind sir?
I'm 43... I'll be 44 in August. But on one of those Atlanta trips, two years ago, I got carded at the hotel bar. Take that for what it's worth, though I will say that the bartender looked aghast upon seeing my ID and apologized profusely. (Not that I was complaining. )

There are pictures of me in the picture thread, though I probably haven't posted one in a few months. The best one is probably from around Hallowe'en, when I posted a pic of myself in costume. I might have a newer one shortly, though... my picture was taken at a meeting I was at today. I'm watching Facebook for it.

Would it be safe to assume that your screen name reflects your year of birth? (Feel free to PM me... we don't want to drag things too off-topic. )
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Old May 2 2011, 05:29 AM   #344
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Sudden change of circumstances. Three hours ago.
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Old May 2 2011, 06:05 AM   #345
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I didn't realize so many people plan out when they're going to have sex.
Well, I don't plan it out so much, as hope for it under certain circumstances.
I guess that makes sense? I'm not going to see my husband again until the end of May but I can't imagine thinking to come post in this thread the day before going "Tomorrow! " or something like that. If it happens it happens.
I'm most likely gonna do the horizontal mambo tomorrow. Girlfriend planning on visiting.
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