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Old February 27 2011, 01:53 AM   #1
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Caption Contest 64: Mister Fusion

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And the Winner in the Olympic Conclusion Jump Is

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Trip: Enterprise is gone.

Malcolm: Are you sure Sir? All we really saw was a piece of a launch bay door. The rest of the debris looked like it came from a different ship-

Trip: Enterprise is gone!
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Trip: "This? This is the mother board to a 62" LED television by Samsung."

Reed: "How does that help us?"

Trip: "It doesn't, I was just telling you what it was."
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Reed - Since we are doomed there is something you should know.....I don't love you I just didn't want to die a virgin.
Tucker - *SOB* You took advance of me....
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Old February 27 2011, 02:00 AM   #2
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Old February 27 2011, 02:22 AM   #3
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T'Pol: It's not you, it's me. During my first visit to decon Commander Tucker became sexually aroused. Ever since then, I have been unable to get that magnificient sight out of my mind.
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Old February 27 2011, 02:46 AM   #4
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Vulcan Male: "Wow! You've learned some great new tricks in the last seven years! I can't wait to see what you come up with in 2159!"
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Old February 27 2011, 03:09 AM   #5
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Trip: So that's our warp reactor.

Kov: We've started calling them Warp Cores, perhaps humans will adopt that phrase.

Trip: Get outta my engine room!



Tolaris: This Triple Shot Latte Mocha is quite interesting.

T'Pol: I hope you enjoyed it, they're lethal to Vulcans.



T'Pol: (thinking) My first love scene has to be with this loser?



Shatner still had some tricks up his sleeve on Raw Nerve.
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Old February 27 2011, 04:40 AM   #6
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[thinking] "To say 'no' to pie would be illogical."
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Old February 27 2011, 12:23 PM   #7
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Archer: ''Pew, pew, pew...''
T'Pol: ''It appears that the captain's neural disease has advanced further. I told you it was not a good idea to visit that strange planet...''
Trip: ''We should take him to the scanning chamber in sickbay. Come on, sir...''
Archer (pointing at Trip): ''PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW!!!''
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Tolaris: You drink your tea without milk?
T'Pol: Yes.
Tolaris: And *I'm* "V'tosh ka'tur"?


T'Pol: I believe...you have successfully aroused an emotional response in me.
Tolaris: So quickly? What do you feel? Attachment? -- love?
T'Pol: Remorse.
...and possibly self-loathing.



Archer: Found it. Jesus. Note to self, don't play "fetch" with Porthos using a phase pistol. He hides it in odd places.
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Old March 1 2011, 11:25 AM   #9
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"Yesterday, I killed 6 people for a strawberry shake. Today I feel like a piece of pie. Captain, the Chef informs me you have the last piece."


Archer: "You're not getting my lemon meringue!"
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Old March 2 2011, 02:12 AM   #10
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Vulcan Physician (OS): "Your weight is up quite a bit since your last examination."
Vulcan Patient: "The humans have this thing called a 'Big Mac.' I have been indulging in them in order to study a curious human frame of mind known as 'fat and sassy.'"
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Old March 2 2011, 08:07 AM   #11
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T'Pol: There's cabfare on the coffee table. Now get out.
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Old March 2 2011, 08:28 AM   #12
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Tolaris: "To cuddle would not be logical."
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Old March 3 2011, 09:42 PM   #13
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T'Pol (thinking): "God, I'm horny. How long does it take for rigor mortise to set in, anyhow?"
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"My name is Vir Coto, and I am the aid to Ambassador Londo Mollari."

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T'Pol: "Lying to make you feel more adequate is illogical."
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