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The Next Generation All Good Things come to an end...but not here.

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Old January 28 2011, 10:59 AM   #1
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Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody

“Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody” is set during the sixth season of “The Next Generation”, but it will be filmed as a stand-alone movie beginning with the credits and moving into the story.

Intricate models of the Star Fleet were constructed for the movie. The Enterprise will be modified slightly from the iconic ship known around the world due to copyright issues, but will still be recognizable to fans. After thorough research, Hain and Director of Photography Eddie Powell will shoot the space sequences with the models in front of a green screen. The process will precisely replicate the methods from the shows.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/01/...-this-weekend/

Surely they have to have Worf say "today is a good day to f**K"
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Old January 28 2011, 04:34 PM   #2
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Re: Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody

What's the big deal? I was given a TNG porn parody as a high school graduation gift back in '97! It had Anna Malle in it.
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Old January 28 2011, 04:35 PM   #3
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Yeah, but this one is CANON
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Old January 28 2011, 08:09 PM   #4
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It really should be called "Star Trek: The Next Penetration."
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Old January 28 2011, 08:33 PM   #5
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Old January 28 2011, 09:27 PM   #6
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Re: Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody

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Yeah, but this one is CANON
So the only ones havin' sex will be Yar & Data?

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Old January 29 2011, 08:58 AM   #7
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Re: Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody

middyseafort wrote: View Post
It really should be called "Star Trek: The Next Penetration."
I saw the XXX parody called Sex Trek, and there was an in film mention of the next one being call SEX Trek "The Next Penetration"...
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Old February 9 2011, 12:30 AM   #8
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I cannot believe it took this long to make this.
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Old February 9 2011, 01:00 AM   #9
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There are a couple of porn companies turning out hard-core parodies of old TV shows and movies - Hustler's line is "This Ain't" as in "This Ain't Star Trek" etc - and the casts and crews seem to bring an inordinate amount of enthusiasm and attention to detail to them. Here's a safe-for-work review of Vivid's recent Batman parody:

http://smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com/?page_id=803
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Old February 9 2011, 02:25 AM   #10
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od0_ital wrote: View Post
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Yeah, but this one is CANON
So the only ones havin' sex will be Yar & Data?

He is ... fully functional.

And programed in various ... techniques...
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Old February 9 2011, 04:45 AM   #11
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Re: Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody

Sort of want.

I like India Summer, but I'm not so hot on Kimberly Kane as Beverly. They should have got Julia Ann to play her instead.

Wait, if it's season 6, does that mean we'll get Ro Laren?
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Old February 12 2011, 09:01 AM   #12
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Re: Star Trek Next Generation: A XXX Parody

Dennis wrote: View Post
There are a couple of porn companies turning out hard-core parodies of old TV shows and movies - Hustler's line is "This Ain't" as in "This Ain't Star Trek" etc - and the casts and crews seem to bring an inordinate amount of enthusiasm and attention to detail to them. Here's a safe-for-work review of Vivid's recent Batman parody:

http://smashortrashindiefilmmaking.com/?page_id=803
Wow... just... wow.

It's amazing how much thought went into that, lol... and the actors they got actually do really look like the Batman characters!
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Old February 12 2011, 11:20 AM   #13
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I find it hilarious that the guy who played the Joker actually grew a mustache so they could put makeup over it, like Romero's Joker.
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Old February 14 2011, 09:25 PM   #14
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I love porn about as much as I love Star Trek. Now I can have both at the same time!

On a related note, has anyone heard anything more about that "Reno 911" - inspired Trek spoof series in the works?
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Old February 15 2011, 09:08 PM   #15
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Wait, if it's season 6, does that mean we'll get Ro Laren?
Well, according to this article (and accompanying sort-of SFW pics), Ro Laren is indeed in it.
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