Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax

Rat Boy · March 19 2011, 06:35 PM

They may still be using money, but it's time for another caption contest. First, let's sit down and have a chat with...

Uh, yes?

Nerys Myk wrote:

KIRK: Trust me, Bones. Public urination is okay in this century.

MCCOY: You sure about that, Jim?

KIRK: Has John Gill ever steered us wrong before?

Well, maybe his problem is that he read George Takei's recent tweet about Tasha baring a close resemblance to a certain US Secretary of State...

Jonas Grumby wrote:

Kid: "I overheard my big sister talking to a lady from your ship about you, and the lady from your ship told my sister, 'Don't waste your time. He's only 'fully-functional' in his own mind.' What did she mean?"
Data: "Nevermind!"

Congratulations to the winners. This week, boubon and beans make an explosive combination and Romulan ale is still being served at diplomatic functions. Have at:

Rat Boy · March 19 2011, 06:36 PM

Kirk: "What do you mean there's only one sleeping bag?"

Stewart: "Here, to wash down the asprin for the headache you got watching Inception."

middyseafort · March 19 2011, 07:02 PM

McCoy: Bourbon and bea —
Kirk: I gotta stop you there, Bones, before there's five pages of captions related to that joke.

Picard: Had I known I was also going to be the waiter as well as the dinner guest, I would've worn my "Captain Stubbing" uniform.

LeadHead · March 19 2011, 07:20 PM

Kirk: Bourbon and beans, an explosive combination. You think Spock can handle it?

A deafening sound is heard.

Spock: Vulcans have what are referred to as "Mega Farts."

Picard: Here, wash down Rikers cooking with this.

The Laughing Vulcan · March 19 2011, 07:36 PM

Spock: "I have conducted extensive research into camping, and I believe that we need to indulge in a certain ritual."

lifts asscheek and lets rip

Kirk: "What in the wide, wide world of... Just what did you research, Spock?

Spock: "Blazing Saddles."

Shinzon: "Thanks for the drink, but I swear, if you don't stop with the dainty pinky to the mouth and calling me Mini-me, I'm gonna rip you a new one."

Yeoman Randi · March 19 2011, 07:41 PM

Hardy: Ah, if only this WERE a dream......

Nerys Myk · March 19 2011, 08:01 PM

PICARD: So, tell me more about this great real estate opportunity Mr Luthor.

Jonas Grumby · March 19 2011, 10:47 PM

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Kirk: "Did Spock just say 'marshmelons'?"
McCoy: "Heh! He doesn't know anything about camping! You should have seen the look on his face when I told him we needed to build a campfire so we could roast our weenies!"

Indysolo · March 19 2011, 11:24 PM

"C'mon Jim, it'll be just like Brokeback Mountain!"

Nerys Myk · March 19 2011, 11:33 PM

SPOCK: My research did not uncover the "left handed smoke turner" you both requested.

LeadHead · March 20 2011, 03:45 AM

Shinzon: Picard... do my fangs and cape frighten you?

Picard: I'm pretty sure that no one is frightened by you.

Kirby · March 20 2011, 06:38 PM

**Spock plays the banjo**

Jim, you sure got a purty mouth.

LeadHead · March 22 2011, 12:41 AM

Shatner: So then I got this idea: lets make the 5th movie about us finding God.

Kelley: Bill, that's a terrible idea. Is that why you brought Leonard and me out here to Yosemite, to try to talk us into it.

Shatner: No, we're already filming. I didn't want to take the chance that you guys wouldn't do it.

Smellincoffee · March 22 2011, 02:37 AM

Perhaps the most self-serving scene in all of the Star Trek canon.

McCoy: So Jim, what would you like to sing? How bout a little INXS? "Kiss the Dirt", say?
Kirk: Drop dead, Bones.

BriGuy · March 22 2011, 02:40 AM

Picard: So, Shinzon, now that we've enjoyed a meal together and shared family memories, I bet you're just itching to set in motion your diabolical plans to kill me, destroy my ship and annihilate Earth.

Shinzon: ... but, but... how could you possibly know that?

Picard: I didn't, until right now. Which is a good thing it's true, otherwise I would've felt bad about poisoning your food...

March 19 2011, 06:36 PM	#2
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Kirk: "What do you mean there's only one sleeping bag?" Stewart: "Here, to wash down the asprin for the headache you got watching Inception."

March 19 2011, 07:02 PM	#3
middyseafort Rear Admiral Location: The Bay Area	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax McCoy: Bourbon and bea — Kirk: I gotta stop you there, Bones, before there's five pages of captions related to that joke. Picard: Had I known I was also going to be the waiter as well as the dinner guest, I would've worn my "Captain Stubbing" uniform. __________________ A mild-mannered reporter Literary Masturbation

March 19 2011, 07:20 PM	#4
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Kirk: Bourbon and beans, an explosive combination. You think Spock can handle it? A deafening sound is heard. Spock: Vulcans have what are referred to as "Mega Farts." Picard: Here, wash down Rikers cooking with this.

March 19 2011, 07:36 PM	#5
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Spock: "I have conducted extensive research into camping, and I believe that we need to indulge in a certain ritual." lifts asscheek and lets rip Kirk: "What in the wide, wide world of... Just what did you research, Spock? Spock: "Blazing Saddles." Shinzon: "Thanks for the drink, but I swear, if you don't stop with the dainty pinky to the mouth and calling me Mini-me, I'm gonna rip you a new one." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

March 19 2011, 07:41 PM	#6
Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Location: In a handbasket	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Hardy: Ah, if only this WERE a dream......

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March 19 2011, 08:01 PM	#7
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax PICARD: So, tell me more about this great real estate opportunity Mr Luthor. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

March 19 2011, 10:47 PM	#8
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Thanks for the win, Rat Boy! Kirk: "Did Spock just say 'marshmelons'?" McCoy: "Heh! He doesn't know anything about camping! You should have seen the look on his face when I told him we needed to build a campfire so we could roast our weenies!" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

March 19 2011, 11:24 PM	#9
Indysolo Fleet Captain Location: Sunny California	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax "C'mon Jim, it'll be just like Brokeback Mountain!" __________________ "Garret Wang's costume was so 'West Hollywood', I offered to be best man at his wedding." -Walter Koenig on Garret Wang's Of Gods and Men costume

March 19 2011, 11:33 PM	#10
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax SPOCK: My research did not uncover the "left handed smoke turner" you both requested. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

March 20 2011, 03:45 AM	#11
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Shinzon: Picard... do my fangs and cape frighten you? Picard: I'm pretty sure that no one is frightened by you.

March 20 2011, 06:38 PM	#12
Kirby Rear Admiral Location: Alt: 5280	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Spock plays the banjo Jim, you sure got a purty mouth. __________________ Henderson!!!!

March 22 2011, 12:41 AM	#13
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Shatner: So then I got this idea: lets make the 5th movie about us finding God. Kelley: Bill, that's a terrible idea. Is that why you brought Leonard and me out here to Yosemite, to try to talk us into it. Shatner: No, we're already filming. I didn't want to take the chance that you guys wouldn't do it.

March 22 2011, 02:37 AM	#14
Smellincoffee Fleet Captain Location: Vulcan	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Perhaps the most self-serving scene in all of the Star Trek canon. McCoy: So Jim, what would you like to sing? How bout a little INXS? "Kiss the Dirt", say? Kirk: Drop dead, Bones. __________________ "The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.

March 22 2011, 02:40 AM	#15
BriGuy Rear Admiral Location: Pittsburgh, PA, USA	Re: Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax Picard: So, Shinzon, now that we've enjoyed a meal together and shared family memories, I bet you're just itching to set in motion your diabolical plans to kill me, destroy my ship and annihilate Earth. Shinzon: ... but, but... how could you possibly know that? Picard: I didn't, until right now. Which is a good thing it's true, otherwise I would've felt bad about poisoning your food...