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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old March 19 2011, 06:35 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax

They may still be using money, but it's time for another caption contest. First, let's sit down and have a chat with...



Uh, yes?

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KIRK: Trust me, Bones. Public urination is okay in this century.

MCCOY: You sure about that, Jim?

KIRK: Has John Gill ever steered us wrong before?
Well, maybe his problem is that he read George Takei's recent tweet about Tasha baring a close resemblance to a certain US Secretary of State...

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Kid: "I overheard my big sister talking to a lady from your ship about you, and the lady from your ship told my sister, 'Don't waste your time. He's only 'fully-functional' in his own mind.' What did she mean?"
Data: "Nevermind!"
Congratulations to the winners. This week, boubon and beans make an explosive combination and Romulan ale is still being served at diplomatic functions. Have at:



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Old March 19 2011, 06:36 PM   #2
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Kirk: "What do you mean there's only one sleeping bag?"



Stewart: "Here, to wash down the asprin for the headache you got watching Inception."
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Old March 19 2011, 07:02 PM   #3
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McCoy: Bourbon and bea —
Kirk: I gotta stop you there, Bones, before there's five pages of captions related to that joke.



Picard: Had I known I was also going to be the waiter as well as the dinner guest, I would've worn my "Captain Stubbing" uniform.
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Old March 19 2011, 07:20 PM   #4
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Kirk: Bourbon and beans, an explosive combination. You think Spock can handle it?

A deafening sound is heard.

Spock: Vulcans have what are referred to as "Mega Farts."



Picard: Here, wash down Rikers cooking with this.
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Spock: "I have conducted extensive research into camping, and I believe that we need to indulge in a certain ritual."

lifts asscheek and lets rip

Kirk: "What in the wide, wide world of... Just what did you research, Spock?

Spock: "Blazing Saddles."



Shinzon: "Thanks for the drink, but I swear, if you don't stop with the dainty pinky to the mouth and calling me Mini-me, I'm gonna rip you a new one."
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Old March 19 2011, 07:41 PM   #6
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Hardy: Ah, if only this WERE a dream......
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Old March 19 2011, 08:01 PM   #7
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PICARD: So, tell me more about this great real estate opportunity Mr Luthor.
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Old March 19 2011, 10:47 PM   #8
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Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!



Kirk: "Did Spock just say 'marshmelons'?"
McCoy: "Heh! He doesn't know anything about camping! You should have seen the look on his face when I told him we needed to build a campfire so we could roast our weenies!"
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Old March 19 2011, 11:24 PM   #9
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"C'mon Jim, it'll be just like Brokeback Mountain!"
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Old March 19 2011, 11:33 PM   #10
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SPOCK: My research did not uncover the "left handed smoke turner" you both requested.
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Old March 20 2011, 03:45 AM   #11
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Shinzon: Picard... do my fangs and cape frighten you?

Picard: I'm pretty sure that no one is frightened by you.
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Old March 20 2011, 06:38 PM   #12
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**Spock plays the banjo**

Jim, you sure got a purty mouth.
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Old March 22 2011, 12:41 AM   #13
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Shatner: So then I got this idea: lets make the 5th movie about us finding God.

Kelley: Bill, that's a terrible idea. Is that why you brought Leonard and me out here to Yosemite, to try to talk us into it.

Shatner: No, we're already filming. I didn't want to take the chance that you guys wouldn't do it.
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Old March 22 2011, 02:37 AM   #14
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Perhaps the most self-serving scene in all of the Star Trek canon.


McCoy: So Jim, what would you like to sing? How bout a little INXS? "Kiss the Dirt", say?
Kirk: Drop dead, Bones.
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Old March 22 2011, 02:40 AM   #15
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Picard: So, Shinzon, now that we've enjoyed a meal together and shared family memories, I bet you're just itching to set in motion your diabolical plans to kill me, destroy my ship and annihilate Earth.

Shinzon: ... but, but... how could you possibly know that?

Picard: I didn't, until right now. Which is a good thing it's true, otherwise I would've felt bad about poisoning your food...
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