Funniest Trek Quotes - Page 3

Mr. Laser Beam · January 8 2011, 01:04 AM

Smellincoffee wrote:

Partially for content, partially for Stewart's delivery:

You forgot the best line of all, as Lwaxana is sitting on Picard's lap

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"Set course for Betazed...WARP NINE!"

AstroSmurf · January 8 2011, 05:55 PM

"I think I liked him better before he died." ~ Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: The Final Frontier

kirsten187 · January 8 2011, 09:56 PM

McCoy "You're proposing that we go back in time, find humpback whales, then bring them forwards in time, drop them off and hope the hell they tell this probe what to go do with itself."

Kirk "That's the idea."

McCoy "Well, that's crazy!"

From Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home

Hallaor · January 8 2011, 10:12 PM

Jeez... some of these are hilarious quotes... others look like the script for entire scenes... kinda missing the point don't you think? Wouldn't that be better for. Funnniest scenes thread?

Funniest quote narg from DS9:

Money is money, but women are better.

Galileo7 · January 8 2011, 11:05 PM

Star Trek 3 SFS on board the Excelsior:

elevator voice: Level, please.
Scotty: Transporter room.
elevator voice: Thank you.
Scotty: Up your shaft.

Mr. Laser Beam · January 9 2011, 02:14 AM

Any time Lwaxana says "Mr. Woof".

Troi's line in "A Fistful of Datas" when she shows up in the Old West holodeck program. "Ah suggest y'all find anothuh line o' work..." Just hearing Marina talk like that is major

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Sky · January 11 2011, 02:24 AM

Mr. Laser Beam wrote:

Troi's line in "A Fistful of Datas" when she shows up in the Old West holodeck program. "Ah suggest y'all find anothuh line o' work..." Just hearing Marina talk like that is major

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In the same genre is Spock's "I would advise youse to shut up and keep dialin' " from A Piece of the Action.

Mr. Laser Beam · January 11 2011, 04:12 AM

^ Forgot about that one!

Spock makes a much more convincing mobster than Kirk does.

From "Bread and Circuses", the way the network guy threatens the soldier: "You bring the ratings down, and we'll do a SPECIAL on you!"

January 8 2011, 05:55 PM	#32
AstroSmurf Vice Admiral Location: Over the Blue Moon	Re: Funniest Trek Quotes "I think I liked him better before he died." ~ Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: The Final Frontier __________________ Visit The Enterprise Project... featuring detailed schematics of the NX-01! "Life has a way of moving you past wants and hopes." ~ Kevin Flynn, Tron: Legacy

January 8 2011, 09:56 PM	#33
kirsten187 Curmudgeon at large Location: UK	Re: Funniest Trek Quotes McCoy "You're proposing that we go back in time, find humpback whales, then bring them forwards in time, drop them off and hope the hell they tell this probe what to go do with itself." Kirk "That's the idea." McCoy "Well, that's crazy!" From Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home __________________ "My dear girl, I am a doctor. When I peek, it's in the line of duty." Dr Leonard McCoy "Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun, come right now, don't walk - RUN!" Quark

January 8 2011, 10:12 PM	#34
Hallaor Ensign	Re: Funniest Trek Quotes Jeez... some of these are hilarious quotes... others look like the script for entire scenes... kinda missing the point don't you think? Wouldn't that be better for. Funnniest scenes thread? Funniest quote narg from DS9: Money is money, but women are better.

January 8 2011, 11:05 PM	#35
Galileo7 Captain Location: U.S.A.	Re: Funniest Trek Quotes Star Trek 3 SFS on board the Excelsior: elevator voice: Level, please. Scotty: Transporter room. elevator voice: Thank you. Scotty: Up your shaft.

January 9 2011, 02:14 AM	#36
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Funniest Trek Quotes Any time Lwaxana says "Mr. Woof". Troi's line in "A Fistful of Datas" when she shows up in the Old West holodeck program. "Ah suggest y'all find anothuh line o' work..." Just hearing Marina talk like that is major . __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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January 11 2011, 04:12 AM	#38
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Funniest Trek Quotes ^ Forgot about that one! Spock makes a much more convincing mobster than Kirk does. From "Bread and Circuses", the way the network guy threatens the soldier: "You bring the ratings down, and we'll do a SPECIAL on you!" __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.