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Old December 11 2010, 07:14 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #204: Over The Lips

I think Mr. Kyle/Cowl has had enough for one week, so let's start a new caption contest. First, it's time to take a drive with...



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Spock: Captain, how long until we reach Starbase 47?

Kirk: I can't tell.

Spock: You can tell me, I'm your first officer.

Kirk: No, I mean I'm just not sure.

Spock: Can you not attempt a guess?

Kirk: Well, I think...not for another two hours.

Spock: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
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McCoy: "They're his tablets for Extreme Obsessive Compulsion. He lines them up in colour order before taking them".

Kirk: "And Leslie over there?"

McCoy: "His paranoia pills. He watches them very closely before eating them".
Apparently, according to this Photoshop, Starfleet has a very progressive wellness program...

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McCoy: "I have to admit, Jim, he's got the hands of a surgeon."

Kirk: "Oh dear God..."


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Congratulations to the winners. This week, McCoy swaps out the crew's allotment of Romulan ale with Windex and Spock really hopes he took his injections beforehand. Enjoy:



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Old December 11 2010, 07:15 PM   #2
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McCoy: "Another Romulan ale? You'd think with the level Jim's at the loot drops would get better."



NuKirk (off camera): "Can this wait? You were the one saying I needed to get back to the Enterprise."

Spock: "One damn minute, Jim!"
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Old December 11 2010, 07:43 PM   #3
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Kelly: "OK.... Who the hell decided to let "Walleye" Jackson rig the camera?"

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Old December 11 2010, 08:00 PM   #4
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Zarabeth: "Why don't you take a picture, Dr.? It'll last longer."

McCoy: "Well, I would but all I've got is this worthless Polaroid Instamatic."

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Old December 11 2010, 08:02 PM   #5
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Zarabeth: "Bifurcated?"


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Old December 11 2010, 08:33 PM   #6
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"Doctor, about these breast implants?"
"Yes?"
"Well, um, I just don't think they should be causing crease lines like this."
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Old December 11 2010, 08:43 PM   #7
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Spock: "No Dr. we can not make it a 3-way."

Zarabeth: "Now lets not be so hasty..




Doctor: "Well that confirms it the Andorian Ambassador has the worst case of blue balls ever"
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Old December 11 2010, 08:59 PM   #8
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Doctor:
Not now Nurse chapel!

Chapel: But Doctor! Mr Sulu is on acid!

Sulu: Oh..
my..
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Old December 11 2010, 09:24 PM   #9
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McCoy: "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!"
Chapel: "*sigh* Are you never going to let me live that down?"




McCoy (OS): "Yes, I saw the necktie on the doorknob! But dammit, it's forty below out there!"
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Old December 11 2010, 10:07 PM   #10
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McCoy: "It's dead, Christine."

Chapel: "Oh man, I knew I shouldn't have let Spock get his ponn farr on with me!"

McCoy: "Look on the bright side, Chris... I've got a recipe for rabbit stew that's to die for!!"


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Old December 11 2010, 10:26 PM   #11
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McCoy: "You are definitely going to be late for that important date, my friend."
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Old December 11 2010, 10:33 PM   #12
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McCoy: "You are definitely going to be late for that important date, my friend."
(Snork) Damnit, you made me spit Dr. Pepper all over my keyboard.
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Old December 11 2010, 10:34 PM   #13
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Chapel:

"One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all..."



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Old December 11 2010, 11:45 PM   #14
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"Nurse, once I target the correct limb with this male enhancement supplement I will be rich."





Spock demonstrates the lesser known but just as effective "Vulcan roofie pinch" variant.
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Old December 12 2010, 12:08 AM   #15
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Zarabeth: "Bifurcated?"


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Zarabeth, cont': "Just where do you think you're going to-now wait just a damn minute buster!"
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