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Old December 8 2010, 03:17 AM   #1
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A recent bombing of Lenin's statue in St. Petersburg offers up a chance for some caption fun



Cop: Why do we still have this statue of a flashing hitchhiker?

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Old December 8 2010, 03:20 AM   #2
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Lenin took a crack of socialism -- literally. But his poor people felt a little ... behind...
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Old December 8 2010, 03:23 AM   #3
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"Take Beano before and there'll be no gas."
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Old December 8 2010, 03:29 AM   #4
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The first and last time Lenin ever eats at Taco Bell.
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Old December 8 2010, 03:37 AM   #5
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What he said: "Workers, unite or we'll be ripped apart!"
What they heard: "Workers, will you light my wikkid fart?"
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Old December 8 2010, 04:58 AM   #6
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Passer by:
"Wow that was some blue angel!"
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Old December 8 2010, 05:12 AM   #7
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[QUOTE=SPOCKED;4579942]A recent bombing of Lenin's statue in St. Petersburg offers up a chance for some caption fun



"The Nazis really ripped you a new one didn't they?"
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Old December 8 2010, 05:26 AM   #8
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Lenin was torn. How could he thank Robocop for saving him from being raped by shooting between his legs and hitting the rapist in the crotch without making his fellow Party officials think he was beholden to a symbol of Capitalist corporatism? A thumb's up would have to suffice.
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Old December 8 2010, 06:05 AM   #9
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Lenin was torn. How could he thank Robocop for saving him from being raped by shooting between his legs and hitting the rapist in the crotch without making his fellow Party officials think he was beholden to a symbol of Capitalist corporatism? A thumb's up would have to suffice.
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Old December 8 2010, 06:08 AM   #10
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Apparently, Lenin took the expression "Blow it out your ass" far too literally.
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Old December 8 2010, 07:52 AM   #11
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Lenin himself appears to be intact; it's just his coat that's got a hole in it.
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Old December 8 2010, 07:58 AM   #12
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"Comrades, an everlasting passion for the proletariat lit my fart on fire!"
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Old December 8 2010, 02:11 PM   #13
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SSSSSSSSSTALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
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Old December 8 2010, 02:41 PM   #14
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Is it just me, or does the blast hole resemble the iconic Russian bear (head)?
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Old December 8 2010, 03:48 PM   #15
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO -- it wasn't a bomb. You all got it wrong. Finally,, here is the photographic evidence of what really happened:

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