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Old November 15 2010, 10:56 PM   #16
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

Have you got a really hot chick in a skin-tight shiny black latex catsuit, who can back-flip between laser beams, slither through air vents, and hang upside down in a leather harness?

It doesn't matter if you need her on the heist or not. Just send me the security footage.
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Old November 16 2010, 08:43 AM   #17
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

military trained marksman seeks position in big green rock heist
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Old November 16 2010, 09:11 AM   #18
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

OPRAH MODE ACTIVATED

Nick The Munificent wrote: View Post
If you need a fast driver, I'm your man
You're getting an emerald!

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Always like green sparkly things...if you need me, I'm in.

Not sure what I can do, maybe play the old lady in need of help, or the rich old lady who will not take that from the help. I can be a distraction.
You're getting an emerald!

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Has the slot for fast-talking, wise-cracking computer hacker been taken yet? I need Mountain Dew and Hot Pockets.
You're getting an emerald!

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I'm only a 6 hour drive from that courthouse, can get a cargo van, and know where I can get my hands on all the weaponry we'll need...
You're getting an emerald!

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I have a 4x4 3/4 ton pickup, however that looks like a lawn tractor will carry it off. Count me in if you like!

Did I mention I know several spec ops guys that can help.
You're getting an emerald!

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military trained marksman seeks position in big green rock heist
You're getting an emerald!

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Old November 16 2010, 09:22 AM   #19
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

With those emeralds, i can open the Gates of Karesh!


Oh, i'm sorry. Do you not need an evil villian?
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Old November 16 2010, 02:21 PM   #20
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

I'm sure we can rustle up a team of high tech geeks who can manipulate computers, misdirect video feeds, fake images, etc etc.
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Old November 16 2010, 03:04 PM   #21
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.
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Old November 16 2010, 06:49 PM   #22
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

I sell my emerald for as much nose candy as I can get.
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Old November 16 2010, 06:54 PM   #23
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I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.
Locutus - pick this guy. He'll help, but since he's going to sacrifice himself, we won't need to give him a share of the spoils.
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Old November 16 2010, 06:54 PM   #24
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I have a -99 Skoda Pickup you can barrow. but i'm afraid it would move at all after loading that bloody thing on it. 1.9 diesel goes a long way, you know.
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Old November 16 2010, 07:21 PM   #25
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Plus, I've always wanted to tell someone "Too bad. You could warn them... if only you spoke Hovitos." I figure the randomness of it will scare the guards into submission while they slip away to sleep.
This sounds exactly like a conversation between JD and Turk.


For my part, I have a slow pickup and a couple of whippets. Any use?
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Old November 16 2010, 10:18 PM   #26
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I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.
And it'll bring a tear to all of our eyes, and in the end, they'll buy a bar and name it after you.
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Old November 17 2010, 03:21 AM   #27
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

i wana carve the big emerald into 7 chaos emeralds to fuel my evil robotic army
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Old November 17 2010, 08:43 PM   #28
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Robert Maxwell wrote: View Post
I sell my emerald for as much nose candy as I can get.
Illegal drugs? Not on my watch. This is a drug free criminal enterprise.

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I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.
Locutus - pick this guy. He'll help, but since he's going to sacrifice himself, we won't need to give him a share of the spoils.
Welcome to the fold, brother. Upon your sacrifice for the greater good of me you will receive 72 virgin daiquiris and a pair a dice... or something.

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For my part, I have a slow pickup and a couple of whippets. Any use?
Dog bombs in case the police have themselves an RV?



I think we're on sound ethical ground, here.
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Old November 18 2010, 10:18 AM   #29
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

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I'll be the tough as nails heavy with a heart of gold. I will bicker with the leadman but end of sacrificing myself to save the team.
And it'll bring a tear to all of our eyes, and in the end, they'll buy a bar and name it after you.
Man, I would be (un)living the dream, then.
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Old November 18 2010, 11:59 PM   #30
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Re: Does Anyone Have a Fast Pickup and a Mercenary Team I Can Borrow?

I can smuggle that emerald out of the room in my cleavage. Would that help?
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