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Old January 29 2011, 08:11 PM   #1
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Caption Contest 62: The Shadow Knows

But first, the winners!

The cooleddie's Back Award

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MALCOLM: WHOA, little fella.

Calm down. You'll get your chance later. When they're asleep.
Helpful Hints Award

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Reed: "This is your standard action hero pose. If you want to spice it up...

*turns gun sideways*

"...I suggest the gangsta."
Helpful Hints Award II

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Archer: Have you noticed how pretty much nobody is captioning this picture?

Bu'kah: Try staring at your crotch, maybe that'll drive up some interest.
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Reed - I am going to beat Tucker in this weeks Water Fight. When I was a boy I had 50 of these bad boys. I have built my collection to 1000's. I only have this one on aboard with me.

Sato - Wow thats great....your a virgin aren't you?

Reed (Sighs heavily) - Yes....



Reed - Hold it right there, you Suliban scum!!!

Sato - Er.. Lieutenant...thats your Super Soaker.

Reed - Damn!!
It Is A Contest Award

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T'Pol: "Geez, relax, Sato! It's not a contest!"
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Reed - ARGH MY BRAIN IS TRYING TO ESCAPE!!!
Phlox - Lieutenant, it was just a sneeze.
Reed - Sez you.....get back in there brain...
Your Prize:

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Old January 29 2011, 08:14 PM   #2
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And now this contest's pics:







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Old January 29 2011, 08:23 PM   #3
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Archer: "Don't worry, I think we can get out of this. This cheap siding should give way easily."

T'Pol: "Could you have waited until the guard was out of earshot before explaining your getaway plan, oh brave captain?"



Trip: "Did I leave the iron on?"

Reed: "Your house was destroyed by the Xindi. Does it matter anymore?"

Hoshi: "Malcolm!"

Reed: "Too soon?"

Mayweather: "Can I interject something?"

Trip, Hoshi, and Reed: "NO!"



Andorian: "You have a purty mouth, pink skin."



Archer: "Is that a gun under your blanket or are you just happy to see me?"

T'Pol: "It is my knee."

Archer: "Suuuuuuuuuuure."
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Old January 29 2011, 08:38 PM   #4
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Thanks for the win!



T'Pol: I don't mind being tied up with you, but I did NOT agree to a third person being involved.



Malcolm: So how were they captured?

Trip: Well, some fighter plane shot at the shuttle.

Malcolm: Why didn't they land, grab their survival gear and go into hiding? And why didn't we send down a shuttlepod right away?

Travis: Or Move the ship into the atmosphere and totally own that fighter?

Trip: Too many... plot....holes....

Hoshi: Stop! You know what kind of effect Plot holes have on Commander Tucker!



Malcolm: Man, I will be soooo glad when they switch you out for Talas.



Archer: So then after that hiking accident in the 3rd grade, I decided to take up kayaking, which led to me dislocating my shoulder-

T'Pol: Okay! I get it! You had a lot of athletic injuries as a kid! Do humans actually want to hear these when they're in the hospital?
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Old January 29 2011, 08:49 PM   #5
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T'Pol: "I need to pee."
Archer: "Aw crap, that didn't come up at hero school."



Trip: out of the side of his mouth "Hey, who's the black guy?"
Hoshi: "I dunno, I keep seeing him around though."
Malcolm: "I think it's... No, I have nothing."
Mayweather: "Son of a..."



Malcolm: "Hey, who's the blue guy?"
Trip: "Mayweather."
Malcolm: "Right..."



Archer: "Hi, I'm Jonathan Archer, and I'll be conducting your gyno today. On today's menu is latex gloves, lube, or would madam want to go au naturelle?"
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Old January 29 2011, 09:14 PM   #6
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Archer: "Back to back. Always back to back. Why couldn't they, just once, tie us up front to front?"
T'Pol: "You're a pig."




Keating: "Apparently, Linda is still feuding with our hairdressing department."
Park: "Shut up!"




Andorian: "Prisoners? Why do you think you're prisoners? Just because we tied you up? That's just what we do here! What kind of bar did you think this was, anyway?"




Archer: "So...the next time I tell you to stay away from Trip's 'Cajun Surprise' gumbo, maybe you'll listen."
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Old January 29 2011, 09:44 PM   #7
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Archer: You know, I never thought I would die like this. Dreamed? Yes. But never actually thought it would happen.
T'Pol: For crying out loud.


Trip: Who the hell photoshopped the three of you into this picture? Because whoever it was did a lousy job.


Malcolm: You know I never thought I'd die like this. Dreamed? Yes. But I never thought it would actually happen.
Trip: Oh, for crying out loud!


T'Pol: And then Phlox made a three inch incision just under my right breast so he could insert a tube into my lung in order to keep me breathing. After that he applied another one of his eels to my face to repair the scrape I got when I fell to the ground. Finally, after three hours of surgery, he revived me and gave me the rundown of what happened on the mission after I was shot.
Archer (thinking): Did I hear something about breasts in there?
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Old January 29 2011, 09:58 PM   #8
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Andorian: "You have a purty mouth, pink skin."
Shran: (cont.) "I'm going to make you squeal like an Andorian pig!"


Trip : "Gulp"



Shran: " You haven't seen blue balls until you've been with my wife"

Trip; " Now there's an image I want out of my head and fast"

Malcolm: " Agreed Commander..."
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Old January 29 2011, 10:51 PM   #9
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T'Pol: ''Captain, I believe something really bad is going to happen soon... A star becoming a supernova... Or even my homeworld being destroyed.''

Archer: ''What makes you say that?''

T'Pol: ''There's a slight lens flare in this room.''

Archer (after a brief pause): ''I really could have a beer right now...''
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Old January 30 2011, 01:01 AM   #10
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Trip: Damn...this happens when the Cap'n is away. Any ideas, guys?

Hoshi: I could encrypt that last sentence the alien said before they went to warp

Malcolm: I could track the phaser particles and see where they went

Travis: Aye, sir. Full Impulse

Trip: *sigh* This is getting ridculous... the whole one line the writers has been giving Mayweather....
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Old January 30 2011, 04:14 PM   #11
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Director (o/s): Ok everyone that was great, but let's all try to look in the same direction for this next one.



Andorian: I know this may be a little off-topic, what with me holding you prisoner and all, but how much do you guys think I can bench press?



Archer: Good news! Phlox is going to let me scrub in and assist on your surgery. And when I say assist, I mean I'm just going to stare at your boobies while you're unconcious. Hey, have those sedatives kicked in yet?
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Old January 30 2011, 06:32 PM   #12
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Old January 30 2011, 06:32 PM   #13
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Hoshi: "This is just a thought, but maybe could try looking for my contact lens on the floor?"
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Old January 30 2011, 07:32 PM   #14
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Archer: "Jesus Christ, I thought it was supposed to be a kinder, gentler season of American Idol this year."

T' Pol: I told you you shouldn't have tried to sing "Sherry Baby", but would you listen? Nooooooo."


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Old January 30 2011, 07:33 PM   #15
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Archer: Some say Houdini was double jointed. I don't suppose Vulcans are double jointed?

T'Pol: Only during Pon Farr.



Archer: So then, after we realized you'd been shot in the ass, we all had a legitimate reason to stare at it for awhile.
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