Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the works - Page 5

Kestrel · May 12 2011, 05:17 AM

Gaith wrote:

Lincoln the lawyer, the man of principle, the exceedingly gentle in all personal dealings, tracking down and killing sentient beings without trial or involvement with law authorities. Lovely.

You must love Buffy Summers.

Aragorn · May 12 2011, 07:02 AM

Greg Cox wrote:

Okay, how long before The Asylum announces: "Abe Lincoln: Zombie Hunter"?

Coming soon to DVD . . . . .

No, theirs would be George Washington: Vampire Hunter.

It would fit their pattern. When Indiana Jones came out they made Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls.

Gaith · May 12 2011, 08:42 AM

Kestrel wrote:

Gaith wrote:

Lincoln the lawyer, the man of principle, the exceedingly gentle in all personal dealings, tracking down and killing sentient beings without trial or involvement with law authorities. Lovely.

You must love Buffy Summers.

I don't care 'bout no fictional teenage gals. Y'all can keep those, just leave my historical figures al -

sigh...

Admiral_Young · May 12 2011, 08:47 AM

Yeah there's no need to be going into this again. Gaith's made his feelings about this project quite clear.

Kestrel · May 12 2011, 12:41 PM

Because as we all know, things never get rehashed around here.

Maybe I should point out that Buffy's a more inspirational figure to some people than old Abe?

Admiral_Young · May 12 2011, 01:58 PM

^ This movie is gonna set out to change that!!!

Greg Cox · May 12 2011, 02:05 PM

Aragorn wrote:

Greg Cox wrote:

Okay, how long before The Asylum announces: "Abe Lincoln: Zombie Hunter"?

Coming soon to DVD . . . . .

No, theirs would be George Washington: Vampire Hunter.

It would fit their pattern. When Indiana Jones came out they made Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls.

Ah, but that's because Indy is trademarked so they couldn't use him.

Abe is in public domain . . . .

Goliath · May 12 2011, 06:26 PM

Sure, President Lincoln could defeat vampires. And zombies, too.

But how would he fare against...Chuck Norris?

Kestrel · May 12 2011, 06:36 PM

^ They'll pull a "Let's you and him fight" and then team up. Abe's the Flash to Chuck's Superman. Chuck does everything amazingly well, Abe's specialized to be the best at one particular thing: hunting the undead.

Admiral_Young wrote:

^ This movie is gonna set out to change that!!!

I look forward to watching the Internet burn when Abe Lincoln starts spouting Whedonesque one-liners.

Admiral_Young · December 16 2011, 07:18 AM

The first poster! I think it looks great.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/12/...er-poster-for/

Praetor_Shinzon · December 16 2011, 09:44 AM

Admiral_Young wrote:

The first poster! I think it looks great.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/12/...er-poster-for/

looks great.

Chemahkuu · December 16 2011, 05:07 PM

Nice.

JarodRussell · December 16 2011, 05:10 PM

Greg Cox wrote:

Aragorn wrote:

Greg Cox wrote:

Okay, how long before The Asylum announces: "Abe Lincoln: Zombie Hunter"?

Coming soon to DVD . . . . .

No, theirs would be George Washington: Vampire Hunter.

It would fit their pattern. When Indiana Jones came out they made Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls.

Ah, but that's because Indy is trademarked so they couldn't use him.

Abe is in public domain . . . .

I can hear Harlan Ellison right now: "Challenge accepted!"

Dr. Chandra · December 16 2011, 06:27 PM

Admiral_Young wrote:

The first poster! I think it looks great.

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/12/...er-poster-for/

I like it! I've been looking forward to this one.

Temis the Vorta · December 16 2011, 09:37 PM

I'm not wild about the posters, but that's not going to keep me from seeing the movie anyway.

May 12 2011, 08:47 AM	#64
Admiral_Young Fleet Admiral Location: Metropolis	Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work Yeah there's no need to be going into this again. Gaith's made his feelings about this project quite clear. __________________ Admiral Young Chief of Operations Ignoring the The Last Stand since 2011.

May 12 2011, 12:41 PM	#65
Kestrel Rear Admiral Location: East Tennessee	Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work Because as we all know, things never get rehashed around here. Maybe I should point out that Buffy's a more inspirational figure to some people than old Abe? __________________ "Does it ever get easy?" "You mean life?" "Yeah. Does it get easy?" "What do you want me to say?" "Lie to me."

May 12 2011, 01:58 PM	#66
Admiral_Young Fleet Admiral Location: Metropolis	Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work ^ This movie is gonna set out to change that!!! __________________ Admiral Young Chief of Operations Ignoring the The Last Stand since 2011.

May 12 2011, 06:26 PM	#68
Goliath Vice Admiral Location: The Fifth Dimension	Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work Sure, President Lincoln could defeat vampires. And zombies, too. But how would he fare against...Chuck Norris? __________________ An illusion--with intelligence! A malignant vision, with a will of pure evil!

December 16 2011, 07:18 AM	#70
Admiral_Young Fleet Admiral Location: Metropolis	Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work The first poster! I think it looks great. http://www.bleedingcool.com/2011/12/...er-poster-for/ __________________ Admiral Young Chief of Operations Ignoring the The Last Stand since 2011.

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December 16 2011, 05:07 PM	#72
Chemahkuu Vice Admiral Location: United Kingdom	Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work Nice.

December 16 2011, 09:37 PM	#75
Temis the Vorta Fleet Admiral Location: Tatoinne	Re: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter produced by Tim Burton in the work I'm not wild about the posters, but that's not going to keep me from seeing the movie anyway.