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Old September 18 2010, 08:03 PM   #1
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TNG Caption This #180: That's a headache...

Good saturday to everyone, since I was late in the day with this last time around, I decided to be more prompt for you all today.

First, lets say hello to a few well deserved winners!

For following the thinking of Bart Simpson, our winner is...

Praetor_Shinzon wrote: View Post


Crusher: good ole rock, nothing beats rock!

For showing that even the Utopia Planetia Fleet Yards have to work with bad people sometimes, our winner is:

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Toyota is still manufacturing starships even in the 24th Century.

For reminding us that the change in Models used for the Enterprise-D wasn't popular with everyone, our winner is:

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Q: "Meh, this looked better when they were using the six-foot model."
For showing us that there are two places in the Galaxy that you are not allowed to pump the gas yourself, (Ten Forward and Oregon) our winner is:

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"Ethanol-blend or regular?"
For showing how the 2nd reprimand showed p on Worf's permanent record, our winner is:

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After waking up in sickbay a few hours later, the last thing Picard remembered was saying to Worf 'Ayyyyy sit on it nerd!'
Congratulations to all of our winners!

And now, on with the show!









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Old September 18 2010, 08:08 PM   #2
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Riker: How can we get Banned from Sickbay?



Yar: I've got to keep stretching if I want to beat Data in the gymnastics competition.



Picard: What happened?

Yar: The Ferengi tried to flash us. Luckily I overloaded the viewscreen just in time.



Picard: For the last time, I only called Admiral Dumas "Admiral Dumbas" by mistake.



First Officers Log, Upon beaming down to the planet, we've finally discovered where all the stench from farts end up.
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Old September 18 2010, 08:09 PM   #3
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Picard: "Well, so much for that idea."

Riker: "Back to boinking Minuet I guess."



Crosby: "Uh, I'm stuck! Stupid Spandex!"



Picard: "Merde! The Abrams Anomaly!"



Picard: "Great, now I'm an Internet meme."



Riker: "I think the transporter screwed up."

La Forge: "What makes you say that?"

Riker: "We were supposed to beam down to San Francisco. Judging by the smog, I'd say this is Los Angeles."
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Old September 18 2010, 08:26 PM   #4
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STAR TREK THE NEXT GENERATION

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Old September 18 2010, 08:43 PM   #5
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Dorn (thinks to himself) "Thank god they are offing Yar next week. They will never catch me in red again".
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Old September 18 2010, 09:55 PM   #6
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Riker: Maybe if we stare at it long enough it will open?

Picard: Shut up Number One.



Yar's Yoga class and short legs had easily prepared her for the USS Enterprise' annual 'sit and reach' contest.



Worf: Does this lens flare make my head look big?



Picard: I'm so tired of reacting to your failures. Can't you just find a different picture to use internet?



An unfortunate transporter accident had the away team beamed directly into the perfume aisle at the department store. There were no survivors.
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Old September 19 2010, 01:04 AM   #7
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Picard: "Great, now I'm an Internet meme."
arrrgh, ya stole mine!
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Old September 19 2010, 01:51 AM   #8
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Picard: "Wesley, I'm not mad at you, you can come out of the turbo-toilet now."



Yar: "There's a ship coming out of the temporal anomaly."

Data: "Communications on screen."

Riker: "It's Captain Robau !!!!"

Picard: "My God, look at how awesome He is,"



We now return to The Measure Of A Man.

Data: "So then your honor, Lt Yar requested that I place my penis in her ..."


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Old September 19 2010, 01:55 AM   #9
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Yar: "There's a ship coming out of the temporal anomaly."

Data: "Communications on screen."

Riker: "It's Captain Robau !!!!"

Picard: "My God, look at how awesome He is,"
Worf: Not exactly Sir. The USS Kelvin isn't out there, just him.

Picard: Ooooooo not so smart.
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Old September 19 2010, 03:04 AM   #10
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Picard, icily: Did I forget to mention, Number One, that opening doors for the captain is customarily the duty of the First Officer?


Picard: Now don't forget, Will, when the doors open, we must shout in UNISON:
Both: "Who's been holding up the damn elevator?!"
Picard: Excellent.


Worf: I wonder what this doe--
It was a good day to die.


Sometimes, not even a round of "Frere Jacques" got Picard through "Captain Picard Day".


Riker: CHIEF O'BRIAN! EMERGENCY TRANSPORT!
Despite the fact that Redjac was beamed into deep space, Riker always panicked when beaming into a fog.
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Old September 19 2010, 06:41 AM   #11
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Yar: "There's a ship coming out of the temporal anomaly."

Data: "Communications on screen."

Riker: "It's Captain Robau !!!!"

Picard: "My God, look at how awesome He is,"
Worf: Not exactly Sir. The USS Kelvin isn't out there, just him.
Riker: "Yet something is keeping him alive."

Troi: "I sense it's .. it's ... it's his badassness."

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Old September 19 2010, 06:53 AM   #12
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Yar: "There's a ship coming out of the temporal anomaly."

Data: "Communications on screen."

Riker: "It's Captain Robau !!!!"

Picard: "My God, look at how awesome He is,"
Worf: Not exactly Sir. The USS Kelvin isn't out there, just him.
Riker: "Yet something is keeping him alive."
Worf: Not for long, only room for one Badass around here. Photon Torpedoes Away Captain.

Picard: Thank you Lieutenant. Why don't we make you security chief?

Yar: Hey, Standing right here!
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Old September 19 2010, 10:43 AM   #13
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Picard: Open. Open. Open.
Riker: Maybe if we made the hiss sound instead....
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Old September 19 2010, 11:51 AM   #14
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Riker: "What's taking the turbolift so long?"

Picard: "Captain Scott just got in the next elevator car."

...

...

Riker: "Shall we just walk instead?"



and in this blooper from Code of Honor, Denise Crosby forgets about the warm-up and starts looking for what's left of her dignity...



Picard: "Open a hailing frequency, Lieutenant."

Yar: "Aye sir... frequency open."

Picard: "This is Captain Jean Luc Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise to the Commander of the Romulan vessel. Turn your fucking highbeams off. End transmission."



Picard: "A great man once said... that when the first link is forged... um... when the first liberty sacrificed..."

Satie: "That speech of yours would be more impressive if you didn't have crib notes on the palm of your hand."



Riker: "You and your fucking prune juice."

Worf: "Sorry."
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Old September 19 2010, 12:48 PM   #15
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Picard: "Open Sesame!"
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