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Old September 11 2010, 06:54 PM   #1
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TOS Caption Contest #191: Taking Care of Business

Slowly but surely, Contest #200 is creeping up on us, but first let's close the books on the last contest by celebrating...



Impulse engines? Warp engines? The debate rages on, but maybe Scotty's on to something about this episode...

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Doohan: Aw no! They actually are having the engines break down. This is going to be the slowest episode ever.
Third season budget cuts even led to red shirts not lasting more than twenty seconds on camera...

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Kirk: "You're right, Spock. These new Spontaneously Combusting Redshirts DO save time."
Indeed, he who smelled it dealt it and when you're trapped in a phone booth, you have no one to blame but yourself...

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Kirk: "What... evil torture is this?"
Vian: "Torture, what torture? All we did was feed them beans. We didn't make them fart!"
Photoshop winners...er, this is tough, and not because I'm hungover. I'm feeling generous (or indecisive, take your pick) this week...

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The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller
Try getting "Thriller" out of your head now. Next!

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Scotty: "Captain!!! There be beer here!!!!"



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Or try getting that song from the ads out of your head, now. Next!

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Lincoln: "Fine mess you got us into now, Mr. Obama..."
Must have slashed the costume budget at the Hall of Presidents thing at Disney World. Next!

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SCOTTY: Borgas Frat.
So that's what that means. Anyway, congratulations to the winners. This week, we start off with something for the ladies, red shirts finally getting their revenge, and Sulu dabbling in cosplay. Caption away:





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Old September 11 2010, 06:55 PM   #2
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Kirk: "Is there any point to those things in the wall?"

McCoy: "No, I just wanted to watch your belly fat jiggle."



Red shirt: "Mr. Nimoy, we're from studio security. Mr. Shatner thinks your stealing his lines."



Sulu: "Meh, this Red Hour thing has nothing on Castro Street."
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Old September 11 2010, 07:07 PM   #3
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Shatner: "Goddamnit, Roddenberry, you know I can't suck in hard enough to hide this!!! That's why my contract says no filming me without my girdle AND my shirt on!!!"

Kelly: "Stop being such a queen, Bill."



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Old September 11 2010, 07:13 PM   #4
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Spock: Don't make me break my foot off in your ass Doctor.
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Old September 11 2010, 07:17 PM   #5
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McCoy: "Sooooo.... anything you'd like to tell me about your shore leave?"



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Old September 11 2010, 07:22 PM   #6
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"I told you that asking them where the bath houses were was a bad idea Mr. Sulu!"

Sulu: "Quiet, you."



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Old September 11 2010, 09:58 PM   #7
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McCoy: "No, Jim, your abs don't look like a six-pack. They look like a backpack."




Sulu: "This is a tough mission but at least it's proving something."

Guy next to Sulu: "And what's that?"

Sulu: "That I can rock a puffy shirt like no one else in the universe."
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Old September 11 2010, 10:09 PM   #8
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Kirk finally realizes in the 2nd year of his 5 year mission that he requires a girdle!
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Old September 11 2010, 10:17 PM   #9
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McCoy: "Well, Christine thought drawing on you wasn't a good idea..., so we went with physical implants. You gotta admit they're a nice complement to your smiling belly button."

Kirk: "I can SMELL my own belly button. What's nice about that, asshole?"



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Kirk finally realizes in the 2nd year of his 5 year mission that he requires a girdle!

LOL!!!! Duuuuude (or dudette), that's one of your best 'shops yet. Very nice!


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Old September 11 2010, 10:55 PM   #11
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Bones: Don't worry, Jim. In another year or so, we'll be using make-up to draw on abs.



Uhura: Spock, sugah, I think they're on to yah.
Spock: It would appear, doctor, that the jig is up.



Sulu: In ruffles, I'm doable. But in purple, I'm stunning!
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Old September 12 2010, 12:06 AM   #12
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McCoy: Nice back tattoo. Maybe you should show it to the crew. I think they'll get a kick out of it.

[minutes later in the rec room]

[Crew laughing]

Sulu: Oh, my. Can you believe this shit!

[Kirk starts crying]



Man, offscreen: Thou must nip it in thine bud Andy.

Sulu: Why is it no matter where we go in the universe we keep ending up in a redress of fuck'n Mayberry, North Carolina?
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Old September 12 2010, 01:33 AM   #13
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MCCOY: And now the pants

KIRK: What?

MCCOY: Trust me, I'm a doctor.



KELLEY: Len, why are our stunt doubles wearing red?

NIMOY (pissed): Shatner.



SULU: Okay, its possible that the historical documents were wrong and Jefferson wasn't Japanese.
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Old September 12 2010, 01:55 AM   #14
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O'Neil: "Are you as scared as I am, Sulu?"

Sulu: "Wellllll... let's just say it's a good thing that my pants were already brown.



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Old September 12 2010, 02:13 AM   #15
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Sulu: "Who'd have thought they would get this pissed over a stolen carafe of tranya."

O'Neil: "They must relish it as much as we do."



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