DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What?

LeadHead · July 20 2010, 06:46 PM

Hello all, time to go for a new Caption Contest! Since we just recently finished doing a Line by Line Thread of The Way of The Warrior, I thought it'd be a good idea to take some choice caps from that ep and have some fun. But before we get there....

Time for the winners!

For showing us that Worf may not have been all that excited about Julian and Ezri getting together, our winner is:

The Laughing Vulcan wrote:

Bashir: "Still sulking Worf? I thought you were over it. All I said was that Ezri makes noises like a little puppy when she's excited, and I just wondered if Jadzia was the same."

For showing that The Resistance during the Dominion Occupation needed some help in the planning department, our winner is:

AdmiralGarak wrote:

Kira: "And then I'll plant the bomb in the access tunnel behind Dukat's quarters, while you... Wait is that door still partially open?"
Weyoun: "No."

And for showing us that Bashir might not have really learned anything at Starfleet Medical Academy, our winner is:

Nerys Myk wrote:

BASHIER: I got a squiggly line here. Is that bad?

Lots of good photoshops this time around, but this won wins on pure creativity:

Admiral Shran wrote:

Congratulations to all our winners!

Here we go with a special contest with extra pictures to caption!

LeadHead · July 20 2010, 06:56 PM

Bashir: I caught the intruder! Shoot him!

O'Brien: It's Odo you fool!

Bashir: Who's Odo?

Quark: That's my Special Beer brewed in an ugly warehouse in the middle of a metropolitan area.

Worf: I'm not talking to you.

Kira: Okay I'm sorry I said your uniform was obsolete, if it makes you feel any better they're making me get a new one soon too!

Dax: I don't need to keep my eyes on the road.

Collision Alert! Collision Alert!

Few knew that the Bajoran Temple was actually an underground Fight Club.

Blueshirt: I'm gonna be a Hero- ARRRGH!

The Laughing Vulcan · July 20 2010, 06:56 PM

Thank's for the win!

Evil Worf: "You will kill and roast that targ Quark for his endless profiteering. And you will enjoy it, savour it, record it for playback on the holodeck."
Kira: "Yes, that's a good idea. I'll roast the little toad... Hold on. Shouldn't there be a good Worf on my other shoulder advising calm restraint."
Evil Worf: "There was a good Worf, but I killed him."

Rat Boy · July 20 2010, 09:50 PM

Bashir: "If you're the real Odo, tell us something only he would know."

Odo: "Kira thinks you're a shitty kisser, Doctor, and she caught the chief peeking in on her in the shower."

O'Brien: "Ah crap."

Quark: "By the way, that's Odo you're drinking."

*O'Brien spits*

Quark: "Works every time."

Kira: "We're getting a new senior officer? Is he a stuck-up Klingon? I hope not. I hate stuck-up Klingons."

Worf: "I'm right here!"

Odo opens up with Captain Kirk's famous double-fisted slam and finishes the Klingon off with Captain Kirk's equally famous flying butt punch.

Lawyer: "As you can see when we advance to frame 216, he's back and to the left. Back and to the left."

Nerys Myk · July 21 2010, 12:29 AM

BASHIER: Of course he's the killer! Didn't you see "The Undiscovered Country"!

O'BRIEN: Yeh, the game is every time Worf growls we take a drink

QUARK: I'll get the second keg.

KIRA: So, I say to him...yeah at least my head doesn't look like a fanny!

DAX: Turns out none of my past hosts were pilots.

Ah,sorry?

KLINGON: I am not losing to damn bowl of jell-o!!!!!

O'BRIEN: I hit Pan.....watch out for Tinkerbell!

Rat Boy · July 21 2010, 12:33 AM

Kira: "We had a ship dock about an hour ago; only passenger was a girl named Bitsy."

Worf: "I'm getting the fuck out of here."

Skywalker · July 21 2010, 06:23 AM

O'Brien: "It's life, Julian, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it."
Bashir: "We come in peace! Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!"

Smellincoffee · July 21 2010, 01:41 PM

Awight, Jules, this the pig who roughed you up? Say the woid an' he'll get his just dessoits.

Jadzia: See? Told you I could steal the Defiant for our honeymoon.

Odo: NO BAT'LETHS IN THE TEMPLE!

Admiral Shran · July 21 2010, 01:55 PM

Thanks for the win.

Klingon: BABYLON FIVE IS THE SUPERIOR SHOW!
Odo: NO! OUR SHOW IS MUCH BETTER!

Rat Boy · July 21 2010, 06:41 PM

Angry Dodgers fans confront umpire Odo.

Jonas Grumby · July 22 2010, 03:59 AM

Dax: "Okay, on course for Zebulon IV at warp seven! Nothing to do now but kill the next six hours 'til we arrive!" *spins around in chair* "Wanna

?"

AdmiralGarak · July 22 2010, 05:18 AM

All were forever traumatized on that fateful night in which a plastered Morn climbed onto the bar and began his striptease.

Kira: {sniff,sniff} "Why Worf, did you bring me lilacs?"

As he watched O'Brien's shot curve around at an impossible 160° angle, Ensign Twitman thought back to the gypsy fortune teller's crazy warning that the universe was out to get him...

DS9 Gal AZ · July 23 2010, 06:25 PM

O'Brien: TAKE IT BACK!!
Odo: Oh come on Chief, all I said is that you and Dr. Bashir act like a gay couple, not that you actually are a gay couple!
O'Brien: TAKE IT BACK!!
Odo: Okay, okay, I take it back... *muttering under breath* Drama queen...
Bashir: Oh dear, Garak is going to be jealous ...
Odo and O'Brien: WHAT?!

Quark: So Chief, I heard you pulled a phaser rifle on Odo after he said you and Bashir act like...
O'Brien: Shut up Quark, or I'm pouring the rest of this drink over your head!

Kira: Jadzia, could you please tell Worf that I don't think he looks fat? I said something about the old uniforms being 'bulky,' and now he won't stop pouting...

Jadzia: See Worf? Aren't the new uniforms slenderizing?
Worf: *grudgingly* Yes...
Jadzia: Are you saying I would've looked fat in the old ones?!
Worf: Ah crap.

Klingon: Bitch, I will CUT YOU!

O'Brien: *thinking* Maybe I should have told the new guy to watch out, since 'blueshirt' is the new 'redshirt?' Naw, I'm sure he already knows.

Nerys Myk · July 23 2010, 06:51 PM

BLUESHIRT: Why dont these things have a "Green Lantern" setting!!!???

Kirby · July 23 2010, 07:25 PM

Quark: Sorry to bother you folks, but has anyone seen my urine sample? I had it sitting on the bar and was ready to take it down to Dr. Bashir and I turned my back for just a second...

KIRA: Seriously Worf, these nose ridges do serve a purpose. *sniff sniff* Are you eating Vole again?

Dax: I'm perfectly capable of flying the ship without watching the screen. My friend Deanna does it all the time.

July 20 2010, 06:56 PM	#2
LeadHead Insert Clever Title Here Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Bashir: I caught the intruder! Shoot him! O'Brien: It's Odo you fool! Bashir: Who's Odo? Quark: That's my Special Beer brewed in an ugly warehouse in the middle of a metropolitan area. Worf: I'm not talking to you. Kira: Okay I'm sorry I said your uniform was obsolete, if it makes you feel any better they're making me get a new one soon too! Dax: I don't need to keep my eyes on the road. Collision Alert! Collision Alert! Few knew that the Bajoran Temple was actually an underground Fight Club. Blueshirt: I'm gonna be a Hero- ARRRGH!

July 20 2010, 06:56 PM	#3
The Laughing Vulcan Admiral Location: At The Laughing Vulcan's party...	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Thank's for the win! Evil Worf: "You will kill and roast that targ Quark for his endless profiteering. And you will enjoy it, savour it, record it for playback on the holodeck." Kira: "Yes, that's a good idea. I'll roast the little toad... Hold on. Shouldn't there be a good Worf on my other shoulder advising calm restraint." Evil Worf: "There was a good Worf, but I killed him." __________________ "Don't try to live so wise. Don't cry 'cause you're so right. Don't dry with fakes or fears, 'Cause you will hate yourself in the end." Anime @ MyReviewer

July 20 2010, 09:50 PM	#4
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Bashir: "If you're the real Odo, tell us something only he would know." Odo: "Kira thinks you're a shitty kisser, Doctor, and she caught the chief peeking in on her in the shower." O'Brien: "Ah crap." Quark: "By the way, that's Odo you're drinking." O'Brien spits Quark: "Works every time." Kira: "We're getting a new senior officer? Is he a stuck-up Klingon? I hope not. I hate stuck-up Klingons." Worf: "I'm right here!" Odo opens up with Captain Kirk's famous double-fisted slam and finishes the Klingon off with Captain Kirk's equally famous flying butt punch. Lawyer: "As you can see when we advance to frame 216, he's back and to the left. Back and to the left."

July 21 2010, 12:29 AM	#5
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? BASHIER: Of course he's the killer! Didn't you see "The Undiscovered Country"! O'BRIEN: Yeh, the game is every time Worf growls we take a drink QUARK: I'll get the second keg. KIRA: So, I say to him...yeah at least my head doesn't look like a fanny! DAX: Turns out none of my past hosts were pilots. Ah,sorry? KLINGON: I am not losing to damn bowl of jell-o!!!!! O'BRIEN: I hit Pan.....watch out for Tinkerbell! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

July 21 2010, 06:23 AM	#7
Skywalker Admiral	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? O'Brien: "It's life, Julian, but not as we know it, not as we know it, not as we know it." Bashir: "We come in peace! Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill! Shoot to kill!"

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July 21 2010, 12:33 AM	#6
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Kira: "We had a ship dock about an hour ago; only passenger was a girl named Bitsy." Worf: "I'm getting the fuck out of here."

July 21 2010, 01:41 PM	#8
Smellincoffee Fleet Captain Location: Vulcan	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Awight, Jules, this the pig who roughed you up? Say the woid an' he'll get his just dessoits. Jadzia: See? Told you I could steal the Defiant for our honeymoon. Odo: NO BAT'LETHS IN THE TEMPLE! __________________ "The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.." - Commander Montgomery Scott.

July 21 2010, 01:55 PM	#9
Admiral Shran Admiral Location: In the Before Time - the Long, Long Ago	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Thanks for the win. Klingon: BABYLON FIVE IS THE SUPERIOR SHOW! Odo: NO! OUR SHOW IS MUCH BETTER! __________________ Vote Obomney 2012! "All governments suffer a recurring problem: power attracts pathological personalities. It's not that power corrupts but that it's magnetic to the corruptible." - Frank Herbert, Dune

July 21 2010, 06:41 PM	#10
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Angry Dodgers fans confront umpire Odo.

July 22 2010, 03:59 AM	#11
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Dax: "Okay, on course for Zebulon IV at warp seven! Nothing to do now but kill the next six hours 'til we arrive!" spins around in chair "Wanna ?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

July 22 2010, 05:18 AM	#12
AdmiralGarak Rear Admiral Location: TrekBBS, apparently	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? All were forever traumatized on that fateful night in which a plastered Morn climbed onto the bar and began his striptease. Kira: {sniff,sniff} "Why Worf, did you bring me lilacs?" As he watched O'Brien's shot curve around at an impossible 160° angle, Ensign Twitman thought back to the gypsy fortune teller's crazy warning that the universe was out to get him...

July 23 2010, 06:25 PM	#13
DS9 Gal AZ Captain Location: I have always been here	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? O'Brien: TAKE IT BACK!! Odo: Oh come on Chief, all I said is that you and Dr. Bashir act like a gay couple, not that you actually are a gay couple! O'Brien: TAKE IT BACK!! Odo: Okay, okay, I take it back... muttering under breath Drama queen... Bashir: Oh dear, Garak is going to be jealous ... Odo and O'Brien: WHAT?! Quark: So Chief, I heard you pulled a phaser rifle on Odo after he said you and Bashir act like... O'Brien: Shut up Quark, or I'm pouring the rest of this drink over your head! Kira: Jadzia, could you please tell Worf that I don't think he looks fat? I said something about the old uniforms being 'bulky,' and now he won't stop pouting... Jadzia: See Worf? Aren't the new uniforms slenderizing? Worf: grudgingly Yes... Jadzia: Are you saying I would've looked fat in the old ones?! Worf: Ah crap. Klingon: Bitch, I will CUT YOU! O'Brien: thinking Maybe I should have told the new guy to watch out, since 'blueshirt' is the new 'redshirt?' Naw, I'm sure he already knows.

July 23 2010, 06:51 PM	#14
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? BLUESHIRT: Why dont these things have a "Green Lantern" setting!!!??? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

July 23 2010, 07:25 PM	#15
Kirby Rear Admiral Location: Alt: 5280	Re: DS9 Caption Contest #6: The Way of The What? Quark: Sorry to bother you folks, but has anyone seen my urine sample? I had it sitting on the bar and was ready to take it down to Dr. Bashir and I turned my back for just a second... KIRA: Seriously Worf, these nose ridges do serve a purpose. sniff sniff Are you eating Vole again? Dax: I'm perfectly capable of flying the ship without watching the screen. My friend Deanna does it all the time.