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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old June 26 2010, 06:37 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #150: The FAIL Frontier

You can drop the act, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's stroke our cats menacingly as we honor...



For a case of mistaken identity, our winner is...

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Scotty: "And we call him Bones."

Nichols: "Funny, he doesn't look anything like Linsey Lohan!"
For demonstrating that any actor could snap and become a prima donna, our winner is...

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SPOT: Cut!!!!! Cut!!!! I can't work with this guy. Call me when he's off the lot. I'll be in my trailer!
And for proving henchmen can be such gossips, our winner is...

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Remans had an innate sense of detecting anyone undergoing the Walk of Shame.

*all whispers*
Bob the Reman: There he is! And he's wearing the same clothes he wore last night!
Gary the Reman: Shut up, shut up! Act cool, man! Act COOL.
Steve the Reman: Man, awkward...
I wondered if this bonus picture would get any play and boy it did. Our winner demonstrates why most young people prefer to communicate via texting, because adults can't listen in on it, naturally...

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Troi: "Huh! What's this say? I've forgot my glasses."
Picard: "It says heading 173 mark 6, full impulse at my command."
Troi: "Oh right. Um wait, does this say encrypted, why's it encrypted?"
Picard: "Because... D'oh!"
And our Photoshop winner who proves "When in Rome..."

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Congratulations to the winners. This week, seeing how it's the 150th Movie Caption Contest, I thought I'd celebrate...by forcing three pictures from The Final Frontier onto you. Enjoy:





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Old June 26 2010, 06:40 PM   #2
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After TAS was canceled, M'Ress had to go to great lengths to make ends meet.



Kirk: "I'm not touching you...I'm not touching you..."

*Spock punches him in the nuts*



Chekov: "She has vonderful muscles."

Sulu: "Oh my."

Chekov: "Vait a minute, the only vomen I've seen you come on to are bald, muscular, or have a deep woice. Someting's not right here."

Sulu: "It's only been twenty years and now you're catching on?"
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Old June 26 2010, 06:43 PM   #3
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Re: Movie Caption Contest #150: The FAIL Frontier

[Shameless advertising] The DS9forum now has a Caption contest again, if you haven't come and posted, come by soon! [/shameless advertising]



Rosie O'Donnell looks terrible in her cameo in Star Trek.



Kirk: You look like you've just seen a ghost.

Spock: I have Captain, unfortunately the Ghostbusters are on vacation right now.



Chekov: She has vonderful muscles.

Vixis: And Vonderful ears, jerk.
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Old June 26 2010, 06:45 PM   #4
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"One of them lactates Bailey's Irish Creme..."




KIRK: Jeez, Spock...

Do you EVER take a Q-Tip to those ears of yours?!

Disgusting.




VIXIS: Take a hologram.

It will last longer, patahks.
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Old June 26 2010, 06:45 PM   #5
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BARTENDER: When you get back to wherever the hell you come from...

tell 'em...

LARGE MARGE SENT YA!!!
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Old June 26 2010, 07:02 PM   #6
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Thanks for the 2nd win! Woo! And now for three very immature entries...



(offscreen)
"Alright! Who ordered the Ice Cream Sundae Trailer Trash Whore with the side of Hello Kitty Thighs?"



Kirk: HAH! Doesn't that radiation spike look like a penis?
Spock: *sigh*



Sulu: Look at her, Pavel! There's something for everyone on her, amirite?
Chekov: Hellz yeah!
Sulu: You take her front and I'll take her head.
Chekov: Wait, what?
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Old June 26 2010, 07:05 PM   #7
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Chekov: What's with that crazy hairdo?
Sulu: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same spot.
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Old June 26 2010, 07:07 PM   #8
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Kirk: "Come on Spock! You're not still pissed that I got the only Captain's casual jacket are you"?



Sulu: (winks) "I flew something similar back in my Academy days...."
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Old June 26 2010, 07:19 PM   #9
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SPOCK: I could kiss you.

SPOCK: Not here, Captain. Mister Sulu will start to suspect.



CHEKOV: She has wonderful slut boots.
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Old June 26 2010, 07:31 PM   #10
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The bartender never forgave the cat girl for giving her that STD.


(Spock finishes STXI)
Kirk: Spock, I don't understand why you're so upset. At least your counterpart wasn't a douchebag.
Spock: Jim, I'm not angry about that. I simply cannot fathom how a supernova could pose a threat to a galaxy.


Chekov wished Sulu hadn't told him how Vixis matched many of the fetishes in his catalog.
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Old June 26 2010, 07:44 PM   #11
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Dancer & the being on left both thinking "Boy Madonna sure let her self go"
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Old June 26 2010, 09:44 PM   #12
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While the husband was off to work, General Korrd's wife Bertha Korrd kept the women in line.
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LARGE MARGE: Nice pussy.......cat



SHATNER: I spoke to Nick, the make-up lady has been fired.



SULU: Its a dude.

CHEKOV: How do you know?

SULU: I Have my ways.
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Kirk: SNIFF, "You know, you still smell like dead guy. Just sayin'.

What? Too soon?"
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Old June 27 2010, 01:17 AM   #15
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"NICE FLUFF!"



"I like your new shoulder pads, Spock. I think they're very becoming."



Chekov: "There is nothing more beautiful than a strong woman."

Sulu: "That's not what you told me in the forest!"
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