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Old July 13 2010, 06:47 PM   #1
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Hello there everyone! It's been a great week of great postings, time to go to a new contest!

And now, our winners!

First up, For showing us that there may have been 5 lights:

Alrik wrote: View Post


Picard: "This image is of the detention room I was being held in."

Jellico: "Yes, it is."

Picard: "But there are five lights here."

Jellico: "About that. You've been ordered to report to Dr. Crusher for an eye exam before you can re-assume command."
For showing us that people didn't always get along on the Luxury Liner:

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Picard's new 3-D art poster was just enough of a gimmick to keep Will busy while his quarters were being ransacked.
For reminding me of good ole PBS kids shows:

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Data (singing): "Ain't got no body..."
The Photoshop award was a tough one to judge this time around, there were some really good choices! But in the end, Futurama takes the prize:

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Spiner: "Why the hell am I stuck in the janitor's closet when Frakes gets the front goddamn row?! This future sucks!"
Congratulations to all our winners!

I'm glad I had preselected this weeks pictures since TrekCore's galleries are offline. Here we go with our next round!





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Old July 13 2010, 06:58 PM   #2
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Picard: I can't believe we were safer with Wesley Driving!


Worf: And the person who can kick the highest is... Riker?

Riker: I'm as surprised as you.



Picard: Mister Data, I have just returned from the Nexus. Arrest Soran now and we can keep the Enterprise-D!
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Old July 13 2010, 07:30 PM   #3
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Data: Captain, we appear to have gone over a speed bump too fast.


Crouching Tiger, Hidden Riker.




The object appears sparkly, perhaps it is some type of fictitious emo vampire...
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Old July 13 2010, 08:35 PM   #4
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[obligatory seatbelt joke]



[obligatory Riker/stinknuts joke]



Data made the mistake of attempting to neuter Spot as he was ascending to a higher life form. Spot returned the favor by taking away Data's "full" functionality.
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Old July 13 2010, 09:50 PM   #5
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Worf: Thank Kahless Commander Riker does not wear the skant



Worf: Thank Kahless...



For Data's birthday, Geordi tweaked that little hologram of Tasha yar's a bit.
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Old July 13 2010, 09:53 PM   #6
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The climb up Mt. Enterprise could be quite treacherous.
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Old July 13 2010, 09:57 PM   #7
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Riker:
It's just a jump to the left...
And then a beam to the right
Put your phaser on your hip
And bend your knees in tight
But it's the warp core breach
That really drives you insaaaaaaaaaane
Let's do the time WORF again!

Worf (offscreen):
I will kill you where you stand.
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Old July 13 2010, 10:03 PM   #8
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Riker: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
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Old July 13 2010, 10:25 PM   #9
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Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting... HUAH
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Old July 13 2010, 10:30 PM   #10
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Data: "Dammit! I'm up on the curb again!"




Riker: "...be aware, though, that if your opponent knows the counter move to this kick, you'll quickly find yourself writhing on the ground in pain trying to force your balls back down out of your throat."
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Old July 14 2010, 02:26 AM   #11
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PICARD: Dammit Riker, stay in the center of the ship!



RIKERL Taking Care of Business, uh huh.



CREWMAN BUNKER: Aw, geez. An android and an Organian. Whats this woild coming to, Edith?
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Old July 14 2010, 02:31 AM   #12
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Riker's constant references to the Electric Slide were beginning to grate on the crew.
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Old July 14 2010, 03:05 AM   #13
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Well, someone was bound to do it...

Lens flare can strike when you least expect it.
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Old July 14 2010, 01:42 PM   #14
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"Deck 18 to the bridge: Will you people knock it off up there? I'm trying to sleep!"


Riker: Next time we'll take those Yoga wimps for sure!


Troi (over intercom): Data, if I'm understanding these emotions correctly, I don't think that is his hand you're shaking.
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Helmsman: "Ooptthh, had the thilly thing in reverthe!"



Riker: "This Thriller meme is getting out of hand."



Data: "Data to the bridge. Shatner's awesomeness is aboard."
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