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Old July 1 2010, 10:56 PM   #16
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Coming this Summer to a theater near you: Ghost Morn!



Sirella (off camera): "I said hold up two brassiers, not braziers."



Quark: "I finally got Rom's stench out of the men's room."



Dax: "Bitch hung up on me."
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Old July 2 2010, 02:56 AM   #17
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Odo was mildly surprised to learn that Morn's oft-heard claim that he "wasn't really there" until he had his first cup of raktajino was a literal fact.


Jadzia: Hot water. For Kirayoshi's birth. I brought it.

...and they say I'm not the maternal kind.


Quark: Jake, that steamy Andorian mystery you wrote has got a helluva turnover. These Starfleet types really love the blue eh..you know. Can you write Bolians?


Jadzia claimed that a gaseous anomaly nearby prevented the Defiant from retrieving the data regarding Earth's historic 2010 "World Cup", allegedly attended by Romulan agents in disguise -- but others claimed to hear her muttering about those "damned vuvuzelas" shortly before the subspace receiver went down.
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Old July 2 2010, 05:27 AM   #18
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DAX: O'Brien, get up on the roof and wiggle the antenna a bit
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Old July 2 2010, 09:11 PM   #19
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Sisko: "O'Brien, I thought I told you to order the converter boxes for the analog-to-digital TV switch?"
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Old July 2 2010, 09:17 PM   #20
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Helm: "Approaching the Magic Eye nebula, sir. I think I can make out the Dominion fleet."
Navigator: "Nah, it's just a couple of dolphins."

"It's a sailboat!"
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Old July 2 2010, 09:56 PM   #21
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Helm: "Approaching the Magic Eye nebula, sir. I think I can make out the Dominion fleet."
Navigator: "Nah, it's just a couple of dolphins."

"It's a sailboat!"
DATA (over comm): It is clearly a bunny rabbit.
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Old July 3 2010, 03:27 PM   #22
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I've always been a fan of The Lion King, so:



Morn: Remember...who you are.... (starts to fade)

Odo: Morn? (reaches out)

Morn: Remember....

Odo: MORN!

Morn: Remember....

Odo: Don't leave us....

Morn: ...Remem...ber....

(vanishes)


Now:



(As "Eye Of The Tiger" plays on speakers)

Jadzia: I Am The Man! WHO IS THE MAN? WHO...IS...THE MAN?!?!

Ezri: (off camera) I always suspected she had an identity crisis....



Quark: JAKE--I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse!

Jake: Really? Let's hear it!

Quark: We're talking seven bars of latinum.

Jake: Hmm...I'm listening.

Quark: Okay, look--I need someone with a voice to give the bar the best review it's ever had! See, business has been dying lately, and--

Jake: Woah, hold on there, brother. I'll have to clear it with my dad, first--

Quark: GAH! Uh...is that really necessary?

Jake: Uh...why not? Unless...you're trying to get new bidders for those vole fights again...?

Quark: No! I wouldn't think of it!

Jake: Good.




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Old July 3 2010, 07:57 PM   #23
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Odo had no idea how right he was when he said Morn was too transparent.



Admiral Chekov (off camera): "She has vonderful muscles."

Worf (off camera): "Keep your hands where I can see them, Davy Jones."



Quark: "Wait, wait! That's off the record, isn't it?"

Jake: "What record? This is my shopping list."



Announcer: "Attention, people of Earth! Attention, people of Earth! This is Krankor Exploration Force speaking!"

Dax: "Crank whore?"
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Old July 4 2010, 05:12 PM   #24
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Jadzia: "So much for the Sharp Quattron. That scientist guy on those commercials should be ashamed of himself."

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Old July 4 2010, 07:26 PM   #25
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Jadzia: "Oh no, not 'The Outer Limits' again."

Sisko: "Well, that's better than having to watch that episode of 'The Twilight Zone' with the monster on the wing of the plane and that hammy actor...I can't think of his name right now."
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