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Old April 30 2010, 04:19 AM   #1
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TNG Caption This #169- Better late than never

Again I apologise for taking so long but I believe I have figured everything out.

These are the winners from last month:

Photoshop
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Worf: "Mmmmmm, mint frosting."
Wesley:
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GUINAN: And to think...

people kept saying Money Shots weren't possible in a century where we no longer use currency! Looks like my Uncle Terkim was right about yet ANOTHER thing after all...
Worf and Data:
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Data: "Worf, old chum. I have a question. You are the Klingon warrior, the security officer, the "badass" of the team if you will. Yet the House Emblem attached to your baldric looks like an angel crossed with a butterfly. Why is that?"

Worf: *long pause* "I...I don't know..."
Congrats guys, they were all hilarious.

Thank you to everyone who posted, it was not easy to choose, they were all great.

And now the next two:

Number One


Number Two:


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Old April 30 2010, 04:33 AM   #2
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WORF: So, you turned another one into a Lesbian?

Number Two:


WORF: Be a while since I had to field dress a human.
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Old April 30 2010, 04:58 AM   #3
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Geordi: Romulan Ale should be illegal.
Worf: It is




One of these things is not like the other, one of these things doesn't belong....
Answer: it's Worf, he has his eyes open.
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Old April 30 2010, 05:35 AM   #4
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Worf: You told her about the X-Ray vision, didn't you?



Riker: Sure, just stand there looking stupid. Don't anybody transport me or anything
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Old April 30 2010, 07:39 AM   #5
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Worf: "You did what to Wesley?"





Beverly: (thinking) "Use the Force Beverly, use the Force"
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Old April 30 2010, 02:28 PM   #6
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Geordie: Just...just let me rest for a minute, OK? I...ugh...I think I can handle...belch. Oh God! Where's the bathroom?!

Worf: I warned you, Commander, never try to out drink a Klingon! And, seriously, it was just blue milk. Now prune juice, that's a real man's drink!
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Beverly: "OHhh..."

Cpatain (off screen): "What?"

Worf: "Commander Riker just emptied his bowels. It was NOT all fully digested."
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Worf and Geordi were so drunk neither of them noticed the time-traveling woman from 1940 appear in Ten Forward...
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Old April 30 2010, 07:42 PM   #9
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Worf: Why are you weeping?

Geordie: Commander Troi's special ping pong ball trick. I just can't drink it away.

Worf: So it is true.
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Worf: "Excellent, the roofies worked. Now back to my quarters for some fun."



Crusher: "Great, Will, Great. Always thinking with your stomach."
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Worf: "I'm really sorry, man. I know you have a major crush on Christie Henshaw, but what could I do? She wouldn't take 'no' for an answer! Look, if it makes you feel any better, she really wasn't all that great in the sack."
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Geordi: Sigh... Worf, Worf, Worf... For the last time it's 'Two Girls, One Cup' not 'Two Guys, Two Cups'



Riker: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
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Old May 1 2010, 02:58 AM   #13
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WORF: By the way, that's Windex. Guinan uses it to clean the bar.
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Old May 1 2010, 05:15 AM   #14
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Worf: They've got us by the balls, sir.
Riker: WORF, THEY HAVE ME BY THE BALLS!!!!
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The reaction Geordi had to the latest TNG retro review on Trek Today was shared by much of the crew.



Riker: "Beverly... it's working. I've had a vision, about the future. I can see it so clearly. I'm gonna kill Worf. I'm gonna kill Worf. That's what I'm gonna do. I can see it clearly now, I'm going to kill... him... Kill Worf... Kill Worf."
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