Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread)

Rush Limborg · May 18 2010, 04:30 PM

His Supreme Awesomeness has impressed it into my mind to create this counterpart to the "Facts About Captain Robau" thread, with the express purpose of speculation as to the true fate of The Robau, following his alleged demise at the hands of Nero.

Robau returns from the alleged grave. There is no doubt about that. Our collective duty is to theorize as to HOW.

Granted, our limitedly bad-

minds cannot truly comprehend it--but we owe it to him to give our concepts.

Of course, considering the Parallel Universe Theory, our theories will possibly ALL be true. Especially the Bull.

So--WRITE, FELLOW IMBECILES!!!

BTW...here's mine own theory, assembled with the help of a few others:
http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.ph...t=robau&page=4

sbk1234 · May 18 2010, 08:12 PM

He puts a band-aid on his wounds and gets better.

Mr. Laser Beam · May 18 2010, 10:29 PM

The last we heard, the Klingons have the body - from when they captured the Narada. (Nero had ordered the body be thrown into the replicator for 'recycling' but the Klingons captured the ship before he could do that.)

It is possible that the Klingons healed Robau so that they could interrogate him for knowledge of the future. Not that he'd tell them anything, of course. He'd kill them all with one Robau glare.

Jeri · May 19 2010, 03:51 AM

His body could be retrieved by the Kobali and salvaged. I'm sure he'd look supreme in any guise.

MrJimbo · May 25 2010, 04:14 AM

Sounds like he could be the new Dos Equis guy.

"He can speak Klingon in Romulan. He is the most interesting man in the galaxy."

Broccoli · May 25 2010, 04:26 AM

The Klingons found Robau and they wanted to make him their new God. Robau declined, but ass-banged every Klingon instead. Twice.

This explains why some Klingons were smooth-headed.

The Keeper · May 25 2010, 11:36 PM

Q

Even he worships the ground The Robau walks on, he couldn't leave him dead to rot.

cooleddie74 · May 26 2010, 07:12 PM

Technically, Robau lived on in the original/Prime timeline. They could always write a book or two set in THAT original history before Nero changed it.

TEH BABA · May 29 2010, 12:57 AM

Robau is hiding on wordforge.

cooleddie74 · May 29 2010, 06:49 PM

TEH BABA wrote:

Robau is hiding on wordforge.

Can't be. The site would be more badass and tolerable if he were.

Sarita · June 21 2010, 04:51 PM

In the new timeline, the Romulan Empire must be aware of Nero and and what he's done and why, and pass that knowledge on to the future. What's to stop future Romulans from sending agents back in time and changing the past again, and again, and again. Robau could be alive in yet another alternate reality, so could Nero and Ayel et al.

Sector 7 · June 23 2010, 05:57 AM

Robau survived Nero's trident thrust, but since then he is rather heartless.

cooleddie74 · June 25 2010, 07:23 PM

Robau lives on...in the new novels that will undoubtedly be written about the USS Kelvin.

May 18 2010, 04:30 PM	#1
Rush Limborg Vice Admiral Location: The EIB Network	Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) His Supreme Awesomeness has impressed it into my mind to create this counterpart to the "Facts About Captain Robau" thread, with the express purpose of speculation as to the true fate of The Robau, following his alleged demise at the hands of Nero. Robau returns from the alleged grave. There is no doubt about that. Our collective duty is to theorize as to HOW. Granted, our limitedly bad- minds cannot truly comprehend it--but we owe it to him to give our concepts. Of course, considering the Parallel Universe Theory, our theories will possibly ALL be true. Especially the Bull. So--WRITE, FELLOW IMBECILES!!! BTW...here's mine own theory, assembled with the help of a few others: http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.ph...t=robau&page=4 __________________ "I have been wounded but not yet slain. I shall lie here and bleed awhile. Then I shall rise and fight again." "Forget it, Jake...it's Chinatown." Last edited by Rush Limborg; May 18 2010 at 06:21 PM.

May 18 2010, 08:12 PM	#2
sbk1234 Rear Admiral Location: Los Angeles	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) He puts a band-aid on his wounds and gets better. __________________ In all the history of the world, a riot has NEVER broken out at a Sci-Fi convention. "It's a fucking TV show!" - Gary Lockwood

May 18 2010, 10:29 PM	#3
Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Location: The visitor's bullpen	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) The last we heard, the Klingons have the body - from when they captured the Narada. (Nero had ordered the body be thrown into the replicator for 'recycling' but the Klingons captured the ship before he could do that.) It is possible that the Klingons healed Robau so that they could interrogate him for knowledge of the future. Not that he'd tell them anything, of course. He'd kill them all with one Robau glare. __________________ It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

May 19 2010, 03:51 AM	#4
Jeri Vice Admiral Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) His body could be retrieved by the Kobali and salvaged. I'm sure he'd look supreme in any guise. __________________ I was Jeri before she was. Isis made animated by Carpe Occasio; thanks!

May 25 2010, 04:14 AM	#5
MrJimbo Ensign	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) Sounds like he could be the new Dos Equis guy. "He can speak Klingon in Romulan. He is the most interesting man in the galaxy."

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May 25 2010, 04:26 AM	#6
Broccoli Vice Admiral Location: Broccoli	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) The Klingons found Robau and they wanted to make him their new God. Robau declined, but ass-banged every Klingon instead. Twice. This explains why some Klingons were smooth-headed.

May 25 2010, 11:36 PM	#7
The Keeper Commodore Location: Where reality ends and illusion begins	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) Q Even he worships the ground The Robau walks on, he couldn't leave him dead to rot. __________________ First viewing of STID: 5/17/13, 7:00 pm RD3D screening, theater at about 70% maximum occupancy. Second viewing of STID: 5/25/13, 11:30 am 2D screening, theater at about 70% maximum occupancy.

May 26 2010, 07:12 PM	#8
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) Technically, Robau lived on in the original/Prime timeline. They could always write a book or two set in THAT original history before Nero changed it. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

May 29 2010, 12:57 AM	#9
TEH BABA Commodore Location: TEH BABA	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) Robau is hiding on wordforge. __________________ Scientology made of fail and aids.

June 21 2010, 04:51 PM	#11
Sarita Lieutenant Junior Grade Location: The Bruce	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) In the new timeline, the Romulan Empire must be aware of Nero and and what he's done and why, and pass that knowledge on to the future. What's to stop future Romulans from sending agents back in time and changing the past again, and again, and again. Robau could be alive in yet another alternate reality, so could Nero and Ayel et al.

June 23 2010, 05:57 AM	#12
Sector 7 Rear Admiral Location: Obama's Achievements - http://obamaachievements.org/list	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) Robau survived Nero's trident thrust, but since then he is rather heartless. __________________ “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” -FDR God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves.

June 25 2010, 07:23 PM	#13
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Robau LIVES!!! (Speculation/Revelation Thread) Robau lives on...in the new novels that will undoubtedly be written about the USS Kelvin. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg