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Old May 11 2010, 08:17 PM   #1
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70 Years of No Food

That's how long a man claims to have gone without eating.

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Yeah ... and I haven't masturbated in decades.


I know over there uneducated people probably fall for this, but I have to wonder if those who know better still fall for this bullshit.

Reminds me of that actress who claimed she hadn't farted in something like 20 years.
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Old May 11 2010, 08:35 PM   #2
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I haven't shat since puberty. But I do occasionally burp flowers.
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Old May 11 2010, 08:36 PM   #3
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I don't fart. I vent plasma.
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Old May 11 2010, 08:37 PM   #4
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I don't fart. I vent plasma.
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Old May 11 2010, 08:50 PM   #5
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Re: 70 Years of No Food

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I don't fart. I vent plasma.
Only a STar Trek fan could be at a dinner table and say, "Coolent leak -- I got a coolent leak and there's nothing I can do!"
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Old May 11 2010, 08:58 PM   #6
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^ No kidding. In our house we either say we are venting plasma or we say, "Don't come any closer. I'm a gaseous anomoly." I swear.
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Old May 11 2010, 09:14 PM   #7
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^ Dorks.
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Old May 11 2010, 09:35 PM   #8
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That's how long a man claims to have gone without eating.

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Yeah ... and I haven't masturbated in decades.


I know over there uneducated people probably fall for this, but I have to wonder if those who know better still fall for this bullshit.

Reminds me of that actress who claimed she hadn't farted in something like 20 years.
Why do you think you are qualified to call it bullshit?
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Old May 11 2010, 09:55 PM   #9
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Why do you think you are qualified to call it bullshit?
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Seriously though I'd place about as much creedence on this man's claim as people who claim to have traveled in time or been visited by aliens. In fact I'd be a bit more inclined to believe the alien people.
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Old May 11 2010, 09:58 PM   #10
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Why do you think you are qualified to call it bullshit?
Because anyone with an I.Q. in the three-digit range and a 7th-grade education is qualified to call it bullshit.
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Old May 11 2010, 10:01 PM   #11
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But it says in the second sentence of the article that the Indian military doctors observed him for two weeks - and according to them, he never ingested anything.
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Old May 11 2010, 10:07 PM   #12
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Your nickname was woefully misleading.
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Old May 11 2010, 10:08 PM   #13
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^ No kidding. In our house we either say we are venting plasma or we say, "Don't come any closer. I'm a gaseous anomoly." I swear.


I just read this out loud to my husband and he said, "I wonder what Data does?" My response was "Pop out the occasional wingnut." I'm sure others will come up with better responses.
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Old May 11 2010, 10:08 PM   #14
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A 2 week observation?
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Old May 11 2010, 10:15 PM   #15
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. . . I just read this out loud to my husband and he said, "I wonder what Data does?" My response was "Pop out the occasional wingnut." I'm sure others will come up with better responses.
Reminds me of the scene in Mel Brooks' Silent Movie where a wooden merry-go-round horse lifts its tail and craps alphabet blocks.
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