70 Years of No Food

tharpdevenport · May 11 2010, 08:17 PM

That's how long a man claims to have gone without eating.

(LINK)

Yeah ... and I haven't masturbated in decades.

I know over there uneducated people probably fall for this, but I have to wonder if those who know better still fall for this bullshit.

Reminds me of that actress who claimed she hadn't farted in something like 20 years.

O'Dib · May 11 2010, 08:35 PM

I haven't shat since puberty. But I do occasionally burp flowers.

Yeoman Randi · May 11 2010, 08:36 PM

I don't fart. I vent plasma.

TheBrew · May 11 2010, 08:37 PM

Yeoman Randi wrote:

I don't fart. I vent plasma.

tharpdevenport · May 11 2010, 08:50 PM

TheBrew wrote:

Yeoman Randi wrote:

I don't fart. I vent plasma.

Only a STar Trek fan could be at a dinner table and say, "Coolent leak -- I got a coolent leak and there's nothing I can do!"

Yeoman Randi · May 11 2010, 08:58 PM

^ No kidding. In our house we either say we are venting plasma or we say, "Don't come any closer. I'm a gaseous anomoly." I swear.

bigdaddy · May 11 2010, 09:14 PM

^ Dorks.

May 11 2010, 09:35 PM

tharpdevenport wrote:

That's how long a man claims to have gone without eating.

(LINK)

Yeah ... and I haven't masturbated in decades.

I know over there uneducated people probably fall for this, but I have to wonder if those who know better still fall for this bullshit.

Reminds me of that actress who claimed she hadn't farted in something like 20 years.

Why do you think you are qualified to call it bullshit?

LitmusDragon · May 11 2010, 09:55 PM

Mr Cool Dude wrote:

Why do you think you are qualified to call it bullshit?

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Seriously though I'd place about as much creedence on this man's claim as people who claim to have traveled in time or been visited by aliens. In fact I'd be a bit more inclined to believe the alien people.

scotpens · May 11 2010, 09:58 PM

Mr Cool Dude wrote:

Why do you think you are qualified to call it bullshit?

Because anyone with an I.Q. in the three-digit range and a 7th-grade education is qualified to call it bullshit.

May 11 2010, 10:01 PM

But it says in the second sentence of the article that the Indian military doctors observed him for two weeks - and according to them, he never ingested anything.

tharpdevenport · May 11 2010, 10:07 PM

Your nickname was woefully misleading.

macloudt · May 11 2010, 10:08 PM

Yeoman Randi wrote:

^ No kidding. In our house we either say we are venting plasma or we say, "Don't come any closer. I'm a gaseous anomoly." I swear.

I just read this out loud to my husband and he said, "I wonder what Data does?" My response was "Pop out the occasional wingnut." I'm sure others will come up with better responses.

Shazam! · May 11 2010, 10:08 PM

A 2 week observation?

scotpens · May 11 2010, 10:15 PM

macloudt wrote:

. . . I just read this out loud to my husband and he said, "I wonder what Data does?" My response was "Pop out the occasional wingnut." I'm sure others will come up with better responses.

Reminds me of the scene in Mel Brooks' Silent Movie where a wooden merry-go-round horse lifts its tail and craps alphabet blocks.

May 11 2010, 08:17 PM	#1
tharpdevenport Admiral Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!	70 Years of No Food That's how long a man claims to have gone without eating. (LINK) Yeah ... and I haven't masturbated in decades. I know over there uneducated people probably fall for this, but I have to wonder if those who know better still fall for this bullshit. Reminds me of that actress who claimed she hadn't farted in something like 20 years. __________________ Mr. Signature Number 2 "Are you going to run?" Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get." -Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

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O'Dib Commodore Location: Mr. Brody's still	Re: 70 Years of No Food I haven't shat since puberty. But I do occasionally burp flowers. __________________ Ee'd plebnista, norkohn forkohn perfectunun

May 11 2010, 08:36 PM	#3
Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Location: In a handbasket	Re: 70 Years of No Food I don't fart. I vent plasma.

May 11 2010, 08:58 PM	#6
Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Location: In a handbasket	Re: 70 Years of No Food ^ No kidding. In our house we either say we are venting plasma or we say, "Don't come any closer. I'm a gaseous anomoly." I swear.

May 11 2010, 09:14 PM	#7
bigdaddy Vice Admiral Location: Space Massachusetts	Re: 70 Years of No Food ^ Dorks. __________________ "Bqhatevwr" - Former Senator Scott Brown

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May 11 2010, 10:01 PM	#11
Mr Cool Dude Guest	Re: 70 Years of No Food But it says in the second sentence of the article that the Indian military doctors observed him for two weeks - and according to them, he never ingested anything.

May 11 2010, 10:07 PM	#12
tharpdevenport Admiral Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!	Re: 70 Years of No Food Your nickname was woefully misleading. __________________ Mr. Signature Number 2 "Are you going to run?" Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get." -Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

May 11 2010, 10:08 PM	#14
Shazam! Rear Admiral	Re: 70 Years of No Food A 2 week observation?