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Old February 3 2010, 03:54 PM   #31
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I LOVE THIS!!!! Thanks for the laugh ALTE!!!!
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Old February 3 2010, 08:26 PM   #32
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THE SEARS HOLO-PORTRAIT STUDIOS


For memories that can never be erased by a strange, mutant alien neuro-virus.


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Old February 3 2010, 10:05 PM   #33
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Picard: "Really, I'm am very pleased to welcome you on board. I look forward to working with you. Mr. Worf, will you show Mr. Ed to his quarters."

Riker: "You've got to be shittin' me."
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Old February 4 2010, 01:27 AM   #34
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STEWART: Hey Rick! A raise and a horse! Thanks! Does the rest of the cast know?
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Old February 4 2010, 11:24 PM   #35
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Picard: Worf! I have mated with a woman! Inform the men.
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Old February 5 2010, 06:18 AM   #36
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Someone was more into the foursome idea than the rest.
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Old February 6 2010, 02:26 PM   #37
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Picard: "BARKEEP. Whiskey for my officers and beer for our horses!


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Only late in his career did Will Riker realize he had taken the WRONG path back in high school.
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DATA: Either Dr. Crusher is deceased...

or my chronometer is no longer functional.
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Old February 9 2010, 02:43 AM   #40
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DATA: You are correct Geordie, Dr. Crusher can not take a punch.
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GEORDI: Data, next time you offer to arm-wrestle one of your crewmates...you MIGHT wanna tone it down a little.
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Will was feeling good and looking forward to the next day...

Until he remembered he was scheduled to run the NX-01 Holoprogram.
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Old February 11 2010, 05:53 AM   #43
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DATA: Are you sure that Commander Riker will not be upset that we have drugged him and dressed him as a woman?

GEORDIE: Just shut up and help me drag him to Captain Picard's quarters.
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DATA: Do you think she will hold a grudge and be angry, Geordi?

GEORDI: I'd count on it, Data. You DID knock her unconscious and dislodge several teeth with that pelvic thrust.
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RIKER: Please.

Someone.

Anyone.

Vaporize me.
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