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Old January 28 2010, 08:39 AM   #16
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GEORDIE:Choked on a croissant.

DATA: Accident?

GEORDIE: Yeah, sure. Why not?




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Old January 28 2010, 08:57 PM   #17
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GEORDI:Poor Beverly.

She read the reviews for Jay Leno's 10:00 show.




PICARD: My horsey is pink with purple spots on it! I named her "Gee-Willikers!"

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Kill me now.
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Old January 28 2010, 08:58 PM   #18
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DATA: What happened here, Geordi? Is Doctor Crusher alright?

GEORDI: Dunno, Data. I walked in...she screamed something about 'Teh Epic Fail' and collapsed.
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Old January 28 2010, 11:00 PM   #19
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Geordi: "Keep pulling Doctor, we've almost got him free. Damn it Data, how many times have I told you not to stick it in there?!"

Data: "I am truly sorry Geordi, but I cannot help myself. I believe humans call it a fetish."
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Old January 29 2010, 07:32 AM   #20
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Old January 29 2010, 02:42 PM   #21
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Ok...here's the other one. Originally it was going to have my usual caption "bubbles" but they just
would have cacked up the photos a bit much. Also, the photos just seemed to speak for themselves.
But, I added caps to the first photo just to make it official...


Geordi: "Grrrr...GROWL!"

Data: "HOOCHIE MAMA...HOOCHIE MAMA!!!"

Picard: "Enjoying yourself Number One?"

Riker: "Yes, Captain!" (mumbles to himself: Yeah, I'm really enjoying myself.
I'm here, looking at hot women I can't touch with my exgirlfriend standing in
front of me and a clear view of Mr.Data blanking his blank.)


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GEORDI: Overdose by Trek BBS.

I've read of it happening before, Data.

She must have spent too long in the TNZ forum.
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Old January 29 2010, 08:25 PM   #23
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RIKER: I've GOT to get a transfer off this ship.

Before I jump into one of the warp nacelles.
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Old January 30 2010, 05:51 AM   #24
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First pic:

Data: Should we attempt to aid Dr. Crusher?

Geordi: Nah, she'll be fine. She always gets drunk and passes out after one of her "breakfast with the captain" things goes nowhere.

Second:

Riker: You should be ashamed of yourself, captioning this!
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Geordi: What happened here?
Data: I see no clues. Wait, there is a green box here, it is labeled "Mass Effect 2"




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Old February 1 2010, 08:59 PM   #26
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cooleddie74 wrote: View Post

Data: "She's dead, Jim."

Geordi: "Geordi, Data, the name is Geordi. Y'know, for an android you're pretty stupid."
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GEORDI: Your hypnosis skills are INCREDIBLE, Data...

And the fact you can do it all with your artificial penis? Even MORE astounding!
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THE OUTLAW JEAN-LUC PALE
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Old February 2 2010, 03:02 AM   #29
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The crew was beginning to question their choice of photographer for the Starfleet crew portraits.
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RIKER(thinking): It's days like this...

I envy Wesley's father.
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