TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." - Page 2

Nerys Myk · January 28 2010, 08:39 AM

GEORDIE:Choked on a croissant.

DATA: Accident?

GEORDIE: Yeah, sure. Why not?

JACQUES PICARD: Mama says I'm getting a pony!!

CRUSHER: Did the Captain say how long his idiot brother would be with us?

cooleddie74 · January 28 2010, 08:57 PM

GEORDI:Poor Beverly.

She read the reviews for Jay Leno's 10:00 show.

PICARD: My horsey is pink with purple spots on it! I named her "Gee-Willikers!"

RIKER: Someone. Please.

Kill me now.

cooleddie74 · January 28 2010, 08:58 PM

DATA: What happened here, Geordi? Is Doctor Crusher alright?

GEORDI: Dunno, Data. I walked in...she screamed something about 'Teh Epic Fail' and collapsed.

Alrik · January 28 2010, 11:00 PM

Geordi: "Keep pulling Doctor, we've almost got him free. Damn it Data, how many times have I told you not to stick it in there?!"

Data: "I am truly sorry Geordi, but I cannot help myself. I believe humans call it a fetish."

alte · January 29 2010, 07:32 AM

alte · January 29 2010, 02:42 PM

Ok...here's the other one. Originally it was going to have my usual caption "bubbles" but they just
would have cacked up the photos a bit much. Also, the photos just seemed to speak for themselves.
But, I added caps to the first photo just to make it official...

Geordi: "Grrrr...GROWL!"

Data: "HOOCHIE MAMA...HOOCHIE MAMA!!!"

Picard: "Enjoying yourself Number One?"

Riker: "Yes, Captain!" (mumbles to himself: Yeah, I'm really enjoying myself.
I'm here, looking at hot women I can't touch with my exgirlfriend standing in
front of me and a clear view of Mr.Data blanking his blank.)

cooleddie74 · January 29 2010, 08:07 PM

GEORDI: Overdose by Trek BBS.

I've read of it happening before, Data.

She must have spent too long in the TNZ forum.

cooleddie74 · January 29 2010, 08:25 PM

RIKER: I've GOT to get a transfer off this ship.

Before I jump into one of the warp nacelles.

Honorable Ensign · January 30 2010, 05:51 AM

First pic:

Data: Should we attempt to aid Dr. Crusher?

Geordi: Nah, she'll be fine. She always gets drunk and passes out after one of her "breakfast with the captain" things goes nowhere.

Second:

Riker: You should be ashamed of yourself, captioning this!

LeadHead · February 1 2010, 07:24 PM

Geordi: What happened here?
Data: I see no clues. Wait, there is a green box here, it is labeled "Mass Effect 2"

Worst American Idol Judges Ever.

Mistral · February 1 2010, 08:59 PM

cooleddie74 wrote:

Data: "She's dead, Jim."

Geordi: "Geordi, Data, the name is Geordi. Y'know, for an android you're pretty stupid."

cooleddie74 · February 2 2010, 12:32 AM

GEORDI: Your hypnosis skills are INCREDIBLE, Data...

And the fact you can do it all with your artificial penis? Even MORE astounding!

cooleddie74 · February 2 2010, 12:33 AM

THE OUTLAW JEAN-LUC PALE

gojiragirl · February 2 2010, 03:02 AM

The crew was beginning to question their choice of photographer for the Starfleet crew portraits.

cooleddie74 · February 2 2010, 09:02 PM

RIKER(thinking): It's days like this...

I envy Wesley's father.

January 28 2010, 08:57 PM	#17
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." GEORDI:Poor Beverly. She read the reviews for Jay Leno's 10:00 show. PICARD: My horsey is pink with purple spots on it! I named her "Gee-Willikers!" RIKER: Someone. Please. Kill me now. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 28 2010, 08:58 PM	#18
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." DATA: What happened here, Geordi? Is Doctor Crusher alright? GEORDI: Dunno, Data. I walked in...she screamed something about 'Teh Epic Fail' and collapsed. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 28 2010, 11:00 PM	#19
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Geordi: "Keep pulling Doctor, we've almost got him free. Damn it Data, how many times have I told you not to stick it in there?!" Data: "I am truly sorry Geordi, but I cannot help myself. I believe humans call it a fetish."

January 29 2010, 07:32 AM	#20
alte Commander Location: ShutIn	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Security..."

January 29 2010, 02:42 PM	#21
alte Commander Location: ShutIn	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Morals..." Ok...here's the other one. Originally it was going to have my usual caption "bubbles" but they just would have cacked up the photos a bit much. Also, the photos just seemed to speak for themselves. But, I added caps to the first photo just to make it official... Geordi: "Grrrr...GROWL!" Data: "HOOCHIE MAMA...HOOCHIE MAMA!!!" Picard: "Enjoying yourself Number One?" Riker: "Yes, Captain!" (mumbles to himself: Yeah, I'm really enjoying myself. I'm here, looking at hot women I can't touch with my exgirlfriend standing in front of me and a clear view of Mr.Data blanking his blank.)

STAR TREK

CSI

ABOUT US

January 28 2010, 08:39 AM	#16
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." GEORDIE:Choked on a croissant. DATA: Accident? GEORDIE: Yeah, sure. Why not? JACQUES PICARD: Mama says I'm getting a pony!! CRUSHER: Did the Captain say how long his idiot brother would be with us?

January 29 2010, 08:07 PM	#22
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." GEORDI: Overdose by Trek BBS. I've read of it happening before, Data. She must have spent too long in the TNZ forum. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 29 2010, 08:25 PM	#23
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." RIKER: I've GOT to get a transfer off this ship. Before I jump into one of the warp nacelles. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 30 2010, 05:51 AM	#24
Honorable Ensign Commander	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." First pic: Data: Should we attempt to aid Dr. Crusher? Geordi: Nah, she'll be fine. She always gets drunk and passes out after one of her "breakfast with the captain" things goes nowhere. Second: Riker: You should be ashamed of yourself, captioning this! __________________ I don't care if I'm apathetic.

February 1 2010, 07:24 PM	#25
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." Geordi: What happened here? Data: I see no clues. Wait, there is a green box here, it is labeled "Mass Effect 2" Worst American Idol Judges Ever. __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

February 2 2010, 12:32 AM	#27
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." GEORDI: Your hypnosis skills are INCREDIBLE, Data... And the fact you can do it all with your artificial penis? Even MORE astounding! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 2 2010, 12:33 AM	#28
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." THE OUTLAW JEAN-LUC PALE __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

February 2 2010, 03:02 AM	#29
gojiragirl Captain	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." The crew was beginning to question their choice of photographer for the Starfleet crew portraits. __________________ Try the Chamalla, its good shit.

February 2 2010, 09:02 PM	#30
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..." RIKER(thinking): It's days like this... I envy Wesley's father. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg