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Star Trek Movies I-X Discuss the first ten big screen outings in this forum!

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Old January 10 2010, 07:11 PM   #1
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Movie Caption Contest #126: Random Pictures of Random People

Pull yourselves together, because it's time for another caption contest. First up, let's honor...



For reading too much into the term "shag carpeting," our winner is...

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NotJimHenson: Okay let's make the best "Trek porn-fanfilm in history!

Girl: Yeah, let's make...wait PORN!?!

NotJinHenson: Cue the Mugato with a strap-on...and ACTION!
For coming up with the best reason why the following scene was deleted from the movie, our winner is...

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COCHRANE: WOW.

Was my penis always that small and oddly-bent?
For summing up many of our reactions a week or so ago, our winner is...

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"A new layout? I can't find 'The Neutral Zone' anymore. And sponsored links in the threads? Screw you, TrekBBS!"
And our obvious Photoshop winner is...

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This week, we're going to soldier on without any of the main cast members or guest stars of the films. Yep, no Shatner, no Sir Patrick, and no Carl Spock. First up, three members of the United States Navy wonder why radars always spin clockwise. Second, the Bak'u enjoy the NFL's Wild Card Weekend, but sadly they're Eagles fans. Enjoy:



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Old January 10 2010, 07:13 PM   #2
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Rogerson: "My God, the Ruskies must be attacking. Look at all those contacts!"

Petty Officer: "Uh, sir, this is a weather radar."



Picard might have gotten his answers faster if he didn't get caught up in the Bak'u book club.
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Old January 10 2010, 07:45 PM   #3
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"Sir, I've lost the bleeps, the sweeps and the creeps!"

"The what, the what and the what?"
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Old January 10 2010, 07:55 PM   #4
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Rogerson: What is that game called?

Petty Officer: Global Thermonuclear War.



Hmmmm... I look a little like Hasselhoff, I wonder if they'll ask me to take over on Americas Got Talent?
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Old January 10 2010, 08:03 PM   #5
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OFFICER: Try realigning the phase inducers to create a taychon burst in the main deflector.

SEAMAN: What???

OFFICER: It works on Star Trek.
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Old January 10 2010, 08:09 PM   #6
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HASSLENOT: Nah, we don't ski, we're just here to pick up chicks.

JOEYBAKU: How youdoin?
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Old January 10 2010, 09:37 PM   #7
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Officer: "My god, what the hell is it??!?"
Lieutenant: "It's his awesomeness sir, we've tried everything, WE CAN'T STOP IT!"



"My life partner here might grinning like an idiot but even he can't help burning supper"
"Oh shut up Gary, I'd like to see you try a baked alaska"
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Old January 10 2010, 09:48 PM   #8
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Sojef: So Jean-Luc, have you ever been in a Ba'Ku prison?
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Old January 10 2010, 10:38 PM   #9
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Rogerson: "Is that a MIG?"

Petty Officer: "No, it's Britney Spears' private jet."

Rogerson: "Shoot it down anyway."



Picard (off camera): "Uh, I came here to talk about the bad guys, not Grey's Anatomy."
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Old January 11 2010, 12:21 PM   #10
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Shatner(off camera): "Who the hell as taken my new wig?!?!"
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Old January 11 2010, 05:08 PM   #11
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Combat Officer: "Move over, son. I'll show you how Missile Command is really played."
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Old January 11 2010, 05:54 PM   #12
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Seaman On Left: As you see sir, we have multiple unidentified contacts on a vector for the harbor.

Officer: Wake the captain, and sound general quarters. We can't risk getting caught off guard.

Seaman on the right, writing in notepad: "Just then, five Kingon warships decloaked. "Shields up," Captain Kirk commanded...."

Officer: Manny put the fucking fanfic away and focus. How many times do I have to tell you, this isn't the Enterprise and we're not in Starfleet.
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Old January 11 2010, 06:25 PM   #13
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Rogerson: "Why is it everybody snickers every time I say I'm surrounded by seamen?"

Seamen: *snicker*



Bak'u on the right: "What do you mean you think it's strange that we're all white?"
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ROGERSON: It appears to be Billy Joel out for a late-night drive in his BMW, sir.

Permission to take him out before he ruins another perfectly good swimming pool?





...and then Hardcastle told him to leave him alone and go fly off to another planet while the car was being fixed...

And...the rest? History.
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SEAMAN:The comically oversized wristwatches are picking up something totally contrived, sir!!
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