Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting - Page 5

cooleddie74 · January 6 2010, 10:35 PM

SPOCK: I presume you have come up with new ways to give me a purple nurple as well as an atomic wedgie.

Proceed.

cooleddie74 · January 6 2010, 10:36 PM

SPOCK: The Doctor seems to have been correct.

You DO have a back molar that needs to come out.

Jonas Grumby · January 7 2010, 12:17 AM

Spock: "I'm writing a short story about a Vulcan, a Centauri and a Deltan. I'm calling them Moe, Larry and Curly."

Gertch · January 7 2010, 02:21 AM

Spock: "It would appear I have attained Pon Farr much too soon. I will be requiring assistance - from two of you."

Gil T.Azell · January 7 2010, 04:04 AM

Kirk tried to show Spock his impersonation of 20th century singer Slim Whitman* by putting his balls in a Vice.

cooleddie74 · January 7 2010, 07:34 PM

SPOCK:I cannot successfully urinate if the three of you keep STARING AT ME.

cooleddie74 · January 7 2010, 07:34 PM

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Nerys Myk · January 8 2010, 04:17 AM

cooleddie74 wrote:

SPOCK:I cannot successfully urinate if you keep STARING AT ME.

Sector 7 · January 8 2010, 06:57 PM

Lil Spock had second thoughts about liking humans after seeing the caption contests at TrekBBS.

Alrik · January 8 2010, 07:12 PM

Kirk: "I specifically said 'hold the onions'. I HATE ONIONS! Go make me another burger, and do it right this time."

Alrik · January 8 2010, 07:15 PM

Lil Spock: "You may torment me all you like, because in a few short years, you will all be dead, and I will be the First Officer on a star ship. How is that superiority working out for you now?"

cooleddie74 · January 8 2010, 08:14 PM

SPOCK: As I suspected.

You have been eating garlic and asparagus.

SECURITY!!! Get this man a bottle of Scope.

cooleddie74 · January 8 2010, 08:15 PM

LEAD BULLY: So, Spock...

are you going to join the rest of us this Halloween in dressing as the Beatles...

Or do we teach you a lesson?

Mistral · January 8 2010, 08:49 PM

Shatmandu wrote:

In the revised version, it was Kirk, not Pike, who ended up in "the Chair-thingy". Abrams just had a lighter hand when it came to story-telling.

cooleddie74 · January 8 2010, 09:01 PM

SPOCK: You have an excellently-kept set of teeth, Cadet.

Astonishing...considering the amount of unwashed female genitalia you regularly consume.

January 6 2010, 10:35 PM	#61
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK: I presume you have come up with new ways to give me a purple nurple as well as an atomic wedgie. Proceed. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 6 2010, 10:36 PM	#62
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK: The Doctor seems to have been correct. You DO have a back molar that needs to come out. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 7 2010, 12:17 AM	#63
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Spock: "I'm writing a short story about a Vulcan, a Centauri and a Deltan. I'm calling them Moe, Larry and Curly." __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

January 7 2010, 02:21 AM	#64
Gertch Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Spock: "It would appear I have attained Pon Farr much too soon. I will be requiring assistance - from two of you."

January 7 2010, 04:04 AM	#65
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Kirk tried to show Spock his impersonation of 20th century singer Slim Whitman* by putting his balls in a Vice. The 1996 film Mars Attacks! features Whitman's rendition of "Indian Love Call" as a weapon against alien invaders __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

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January 7 2010, 07:34 PM	#66
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK:I cannot successfully urinate if the three of you keep STARING AT ME. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 8 2010, 06:57 PM	#69
Sector 7 Rear Admiral Location: Obama's Achievements - http://obamaachievements.org/list	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Lil Spock had second thoughts about liking humans after seeing the caption contests at TrekBBS. __________________ “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” -FDR God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves.

January 8 2010, 07:12 PM	#70
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Kirk: "I specifically said 'hold the onions'. I HATE ONIONS! Go make me another burger, and do it right this time."

January 8 2010, 07:15 PM	#71
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Lil Spock: "You may torment me all you like, because in a few short years, you will all be dead, and I will be the First Officer on a star ship. How is that superiority working out for you now?"

January 8 2010, 08:14 PM	#72
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK: As I suspected. You have been eating garlic and asparagus. SECURITY!!! Get this man a bottle of Scope. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 8 2010, 08:15 PM	#73
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting LEAD BULLY: So, Spock... are you going to join the rest of us this Halloween in dressing as the Beatles... Or do we teach you a lesson? __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 8 2010, 09:01 PM	#75
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK: You have an excellently-kept set of teeth, Cadet. Astonishing...considering the amount of unwashed female genitalia you regularly consume. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg