Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting - Page 4

Shatmandu · January 4 2010, 07:27 AM

Spock: "You are calling me human?"
Asswipes: "Affirmative."
Spock: "I see. If I were human, I would drag one of you down into my bowl, kick his dirty ass, pull his skirt over his head, and go spelunking in his lower intestines with a big, veiny boner. You still wanna call me human, bitches?"
<Asswipes back away slowly, then run and tell.>

cooleddie74 · January 4 2010, 09:29 PM

Hi...I'm the great-great-great-great-great grandson of the legendary Martha Raye...

THE BIGMOUTH!!!

cooleddie74 · January 4 2010, 09:29 PM

SPOCK: This is your 35th attempt to atomic-wedgie me and swipe my lunch money.

Aragorn · January 5 2010, 05:24 AM

Spock: "You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl... it'd be too bad if something were to happen to her... like she got hurt... you'd be sad, wouldn't you, T'Douche? But hey, accidents can happen... just ask my mom about Sybok."

Spock: "My response was similar to yours when I first visited TrekBBS, though a bit more internal."

Sector 7 · January 5 2010, 05:31 AM

Aragorn wrote:

Spock: "You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl... it'd be too bad if something were to happen to her... like she got hurt... you'd be sad, wouldn't you, T'Douche? But hey, accidents can happen... just ask my mom about Sybok."

Awesome quote from one of my favorite movies. I wish I had thought of it! I got a creepy chill reading this caption with this pic.

Nerys Myk · January 5 2010, 06:57 AM

SPOCK You are late. My two o'clock bullies group is already here, you will have to reschedule.

cooleddie74 · January 5 2010, 09:04 PM

SPOCK: Whatever you plan to do to me, I will NOT help you cheat and pass you the answers to your Kolinahr pop quizzes.

cooleddie74 · January 5 2010, 09:05 PM

Medical science had grown by astounding leaps and bounds by the year 2258...but a wisdom toothache was STILL a wisdom toothache.

Sector 7 · January 5 2010, 11:44 PM

SPOCK: Have you ever seen a naked Vulcan man before, Jimmy?

Nerys Myk · January 6 2010, 12:15 AM

Sector 7 wrote:

SPOCK: Have you ever seen a naked Vulcan man before, Jimmy?

KIRK: What? Sorry, I was looking at a naked Human woman.

UHURA: Gotta get that lock fixed.

M'Sharak · January 6 2010, 01:25 AM

It was at that moment that the jalapeños kicked in for real and Kirk saw the
magnitude of the error he had made in passing on the offered sour cream.

LeadHead · January 6 2010, 07:59 PM

Bullies: You're a freak of nature.
Spock: By bullying me, you are proving to be more human than me.
Bullies: Wait- that's not- (Bullies begin to cry)
Spock: Why didn't I think of that years ago?

cooleddie74 · January 6 2010, 08:36 PM

Don't you EVER bring up that PRINCESS DIARIES movie again!!!!

That is a violation of the convention regarding treatment of officers and cadets aboard a Starfleet vessel!!!

cooleddie74 · January 6 2010, 08:36 PM

SPOCK: Wait a moment, guys...

I'll be finished with this urinal in a moment.

Sector 7 · January 6 2010, 10:14 PM

Lil Spock: You are 10 minutes early. The Smackdown begins promptly at 4:00 p.m.

Lil Spock: Do not make me angry. You will not like me when I am angry.

[My very first photoshop attempt. Please be gentle. I used Paint.]

January 4 2010, 07:27 AM	#46
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Spock: "You are calling me human?" Asswipes: "Affirmative." Spock: "I see. If I were human, I would drag one of you down into my bowl, kick his dirty ass, pull his skirt over his head, and go spelunking in his lower intestines with a big, veiny boner. You still wanna call me human, bitches?" <Asswipes back away slowly, then run and tell.> __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

January 4 2010, 09:29 PM	#47
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Hi...I'm the great-great-great-great-great grandson of the legendary Martha Raye... THE BIGMOUTH!!! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 4 2010, 09:29 PM	#48
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK: This is your 35th attempt to atomic-wedgie me and swipe my lunch money. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 5 2010, 05:24 AM	#49
Aragorn Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Spock: "You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl... it'd be too bad if something were to happen to her... like she got hurt... you'd be sad, wouldn't you, T'Douche? But hey, accidents can happen... just ask my mom about Sybok." Spock: "My response was similar to yours when I first visited TrekBBS, though a bit more internal."

January 5 2010, 06:57 AM	#51
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK You are late. My two o'clock bullies group is already here, you will have to reschedule.

STAR TREK

CSI

ABOUT US

January 5 2010, 09:04 PM	#52
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK: Whatever you plan to do to me, I will NOT help you cheat and pass you the answers to your Kolinahr pop quizzes. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 5 2010, 09:05 PM	#53
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Medical science had grown by astounding leaps and bounds by the year 2258...but a wisdom toothache was STILL a wisdom toothache. __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 5 2010, 11:44 PM	#54
Sector 7 Rear Admiral Location: Obama's Achievements - http://obamaachievements.org/list	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting SPOCK: Have you ever seen a naked Vulcan man before, Jimmy? __________________ “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” -FDR God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves.

January 6 2010, 01:25 AM	#56
M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Location: Terra Inlandia	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting It was at that moment that the jalapeños kicked in for real and Kirk saw the magnitude of the error he had made in passing on the offered sour cream. __________________ I have long felt that any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel or a play or a poem is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae or a banana split. — Kurt Vonnegut

January 6 2010, 07:59 PM	#57
LeadHead The Not-Quite-So-Brave-As-Sir-Lancelot Location: Somewhere with Internet access.	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Bullies: You're a freak of nature. Spock: By bullying me, you are proving to be more human than me. Bullies: Wait- that's not- (Bullies begin to cry) Spock: Why didn't I think of that years ago? __________________ Current Caption Contests: TNG TOS Movies I-X

January 6 2010, 08:36 PM	#58
cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Location: The Warped Sector of the Demented Quadrant	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Don't you EVER bring up that PRINCESS DIARIES movie again!!!! That is a violation of the convention regarding treatment of officers and cadets aboard a Starfleet vessel!!! __________________ This shirt is dry clean only. Which means it's dirty. -Mitch Hedberg

January 6 2010, 10:14 PM	#60
Sector 7 Rear Admiral Location: Obama's Achievements - http://obamaachievements.org/list	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Lil Spock: You are 10 minutes early. The Smackdown begins promptly at 4:00 p.m. Lil Spock: Do not make me angry. You will not like me when I am angry. [My very first photoshop attempt. Please be gentle. I used Paint.] __________________ “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” -FDR God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves. Last edited by Sector 7; January 6 2010 at 10:40 PM.