Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting - Page 2

Alrik · December 31 2009, 10:50 PM

S'Notnose: "Your dad is a traitor and your mom shoplifts from Saks."

Spock: "Alright, that does it."

Rat Boy · January 1 2010, 12:15 AM

Bully: "There's no Santa Claus."

*Spock screams, tackles and starts to beat the shit out of him*

Spock: "Fascinating. I believe you have correctly emulated Lieutenant Uhura's 'Oh Face.'"

Nerys Myk · January 1 2010, 12:44 AM

S'NOTNOSE: Your haircut is silly and your mother dresses you funny!

SPOCK: We all look the same, dumbass!

KittyDuran · January 1 2010, 01:01 AM

captain crow wrote:

[zipper sound]

Spock: It is highly illogical for something that small to able to get caught like that.

[Oops, sorry Chris... he said in a linked interview in the Chris Pine appreciation thread that he wants women to tell him it's "huge" even if they have to lie.]

Sector 7 · January 1 2010, 03:25 AM

Lil Spock: I'll show you. One day I'll have a hot black Earth chick... and... and a cool spaceship... and... and people will call me MISTER Spock! You'll see....

S'Notnose: Lil Spock is always playing Mortal Kombat. Let's kick his butt!

S'Poiledbrat: I dunno... he just beat your high score...

Shatmandu · January 1 2010, 05:42 AM

Herkimer Jitty · January 1 2010, 06:33 AM

Vulcan Bully: "Your mother is illogical."

Spock: (Deadpan) "Well-played, gentlemen. Well-played."

Spock: "Yes, that is an accurate representation of what my face looks like after I suck Uhura's cock."

Kirk: "Uhura's what?"

Starbreaker · January 1 2010, 06:48 AM

Can you see my filling?

Nerys Myk · January 1 2010, 07:09 AM

KIRK: Red matter....thought it...was....a gumball.

SPOCK: Sucks to be you. (raises eyebrow)

Herkimer Jitty · January 1 2010, 07:18 AM

Kirk: "Imma goin' super sayain!!!"

Spock: "Fascinating."

Gertch · January 1 2010, 04:04 PM

Spock: "Fascinating. I thought it was I that should be constantly shouting."

Kirk: "I can't hear you over the sound of my shouting. I'm not quite awesome yet."

Isis · January 1 2010, 04:30 PM

Yeoman Randi wrote:

...Have a happy and safe new years all!

The Yeoman~...

You, too!

Focus Abbey · January 1 2010, 05:25 PM

"My god! I've been blinded by a lens flare!"

Focus Abbey · January 1 2010, 05:36 PM

"Slender bits of wood and nonmetallic mineral matter may fracture my bones, but words will never result in physical harm to my person."

Shatmandu · January 1 2010, 07:32 PM

Spock: "She may be a whore, but your fathers prefer the swarthy rent boys down by the pier."

Spock: "If you feelin' amphibious, JUMP."

December 31 2009, 10:50 PM	#16
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting S'Notnose: "Your dad is a traitor and your mom shoplifts from Saks." Spock: "Alright, that does it."

January 1 2010, 12:15 AM	#17
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Bully: "There's no Santa Claus." Spock screams, tackles and starts to beat the shit out of him Spock: "Fascinating. I believe you have correctly emulated Lieutenant Uhura's 'Oh Face.'"

January 1 2010, 12:44 AM	#18
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting S'NOTNOSE: Your haircut is silly and your mother dresses you funny! SPOCK: We all look the same, dumbass! __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 1 2010, 03:25 AM	#20
Sector 7 Rear Admiral Location: Obama's Achievements - http://obamaachievements.org/list	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Lil Spock: I'll show you. One day I'll have a hot black Earth chick... and... and a cool spaceship... and... and people will call me MISTER Spock! You'll see.... S'Notnose: Lil Spock is always playing Mortal Kombat. Let's kick his butt! S'Poiledbrat: I dunno... he just beat your high score... __________________ “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” -FDR God gives us what we can handle, even if we don't believe it ourselves. Last edited by Sector 7; January 1 2010 at 03:39 AM.

January 1 2010, 05:42 AM	#21
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January 1 2010, 06:33 AM	#22
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Vulcan Bully: "Your mother is illogical." Spock: (Deadpan) "Well-played, gentlemen. Well-played." Spock: "Yes, that is an accurate representation of what my face looks like after I suck Uhura's cock." Kirk: "Uhura's what?" __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

January 1 2010, 06:48 AM	#23
Starbreaker Fleet Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Can you see my filling?

January 1 2010, 07:09 AM	#24
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting KIRK: Red matter....thought it...was....a gumball. SPOCK: Sucks to be you. (raises eyebrow) __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

January 1 2010, 07:18 AM	#25
Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Location: Herkimer Jitty	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Kirk: "Imma goin' super sayain!!!" Spock: "Fascinating." __________________ Fans are like space heaters. All we have to offer is hot air.

January 1 2010, 04:04 PM	#26
Gertch Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Spock: "Fascinating. I thought it was I that should be constantly shouting." Kirk: "I can't hear you over the sound of my shouting. I'm not quite awesome yet."

January 1 2010, 05:25 PM	#28
Focus Abbey Commander Location: Kingston, NY	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting "My god! I've been blinded by a lens flare!" __________________ Communists. Nazis. Martians. Westward. Get hooked on a gripping daily adventure comic about space explorers in the dizzying future of 1999. » http://westwardcomic.com

January 1 2010, 05:36 PM	#29
Focus Abbey Commander Location: Kingston, NY	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting "Slender bits of wood and nonmetallic mineral matter may fracture my bones, but words will never result in physical harm to my person." __________________ Communists. Nazis. Martians. Westward. Get hooked on a gripping daily adventure comic about space explorers in the dizzying future of 1999. » http://westwardcomic.com

January 1 2010, 07:32 PM	#30
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting Spock: "She may be a whore, but your fathers prefer the swarthy rent boys down by the pier." Spock: "If you feelin' amphibious, JUMP." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!