TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... - Page 6

Isis · January 2 2010, 05:11 PM

A beaker full of death wrote:

Isis wrote:

Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

There! On the nacelle! Would you just look at the screen?! It's right there!

Shatmandu · January 3 2010, 05:08 AM

Kirk: "You left Earth in the late '90s? Wanna see what happened to O.J.?"

S'kai · January 7 2010, 11:39 PM

Khan: Captain, there must be some error here. There hasn't been a post on the caption thread for four days now.

scottydog · January 7 2010, 11:58 PM

S'kai wrote:

Khan: Captain, there must be some error here. There hasn't been a post on the caption thread for four days now.

Kirk: "You are mistaken, sir." <shows Khan post>

Khan, seething: "This Chekov is seriously mistaken.... man boobs are not a Russian invention."

johcomp · January 8 2010, 03:05 PM

Khan: I ordered a ZINGER!!! Who was that Russian imbecile who took my order?!?!

Rat Boy · January 8 2010, 05:30 PM

I hope Shatmamdu hasn't come down with another case of bag of cats on his head.

Alrik · January 8 2010, 07:24 PM

Khan: "Yes Kirk, you are indeed a worthy opponent. Even a superiour being such as myself can not stand up to the KFC torture. I offer a compromise. Perhaps you could find an issolated planet to leave us on. Just no more grease, I beg of you."

*Hope all's well Joe*

Jonas Grumby · January 8 2010, 08:53 PM

Khan: "You dare to insult me by offering me the chicken of a mere colonel?"

Alrik · January 8 2010, 09:58 PM

Isis wrote:

Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

Chekov: "Vell sir, eet ees eider dees or dee Friends marathon."

Kirk: "Oye. Forgot to pay the Dish bill again?"

Chekov: "Aye."

Nerys Myk · January 8 2010, 11:27 PM

KIRK: I sorta got hungry on the way back.

KHAN: You didn't even leave me a thigh!

Gertch · January 9 2010, 12:07 AM

Kirk: "Enough of the screensaver. Viewer on."

tharpdevenport · January 9 2010, 02:57 AM

Sulu: "My goodnes -- they've gone to Plaid. What an intersteller faux pas."

T'Girl · January 9 2010, 05:40 AM

Koenig: "So, in next weeks script I had some really great lines in this one scene, then whiner ass-wipe goes running to Roddenberry and crys that he should get all my lines. Well, then ... he sitting right behind me, isn't he?"

Takei only smiles

Khan: "Captain, I grow fatigued of listening to you read from Sarah Palin's autobiography."

Khan: "This is fantastic, the glory and symmetry of this beautiful image defys description. Kirrrk, what do you call this?"

Kirk: "Uhmmm, a mirror."

Alrik · January 10 2010, 04:45 AM

Khan: "There she ees. Theeere she EEees."

Kirk: "Who? Diane Sawyer? Oh she left GMA for World News Tonight weeks ago."

Khan: "Why am I not told about these things?!"

johcomp · January 11 2010, 02:30 PM

KHAN: That isn't what I meant when I said Get me something with legs, breasts and a smelly box!

January 3 2010, 05:08 AM	#77
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "You left Earth in the late '90s? Wanna see what happened to O.J.?" __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

January 7 2010, 11:39 PM	#78
S'kai Captain Location: New Paltz, NY	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Khan: Captain, there must be some error here. There hasn't been a post on the caption thread for four days now. __________________ S'kai of Vulcan, Commander of the Zhang Heng, a Prius-class Shuttlecraft XO USS Abraham Lincoln NCC-71809

January 8 2010, 03:05 PM	#80
johcomp Lieutenant Commander Location: Portsmouth, UK	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Khan: I ordered a ZINGER!!! Who was that Russian imbecile who took my order?!?!

January 8 2010, 05:30 PM	#81
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... I hope Shatmamdu hasn't come down with another case of bag of cats on his head.

January 8 2010, 07:24 PM	#82
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Khan: "Yes Kirk, you are indeed a worthy opponent. Even a superiour being such as myself can not stand up to the KFC torture. I offer a compromise. Perhaps you could find an issolated planet to leave us on. Just no more grease, I beg of you." Hope all's well Joe

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January 8 2010, 08:53 PM	#83
Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Location: Somewhere in the South Pacific	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Khan: "You dare to insult me by offering me the chicken of a mere colonel?" __________________ "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

January 8 2010, 11:27 PM	#85
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... KIRK: I sorta got hungry on the way back. KHAN: You didn't even leave me a thigh! Last edited by Nerys Myk; January 9 2010 at 12:08 AM.

January 9 2010, 12:07 AM	#86
Gertch Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "Enough of the screensaver. Viewer on."

January 9 2010, 02:57 AM	#87
tharpdevenport Admiral Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Sulu: "My goodnes -- they've gone to Plaid. What an intersteller faux pas." __________________ Mr. Signature Number 2 "Are you going to run?" Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get." -Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

January 9 2010, 05:40 AM	#88
T'Girl Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Koenig: "So, in next weeks script I had some really great lines in this one scene, then whiner ass-wipe goes running to Roddenberry and crys that he should get all my lines. Well, then ... he sitting right behind me, isn't he?" Takei only smiles Khan: "Captain, I grow fatigued of listening to you read from Sarah Palin's autobiography." Khan: "This is fantastic, the glory and symmetry of this beautiful image defys description. Kirrrk, what do you call this?" Kirk: "Uhmmm, a mirror."

January 10 2010, 04:45 AM	#89
Alrik Commodore Location: Alrik is on A deck chair, somewhere....or Iowa. Brrr.	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Khan: "There she ees. Theeere she EEees." Kirk: "Who? Diane Sawyer? Oh she left GMA for World News Tonight weeks ago." Khan: "Why am I not told about these things?!"

January 11 2010, 02:30 PM	#90
johcomp Lieutenant Commander Location: Portsmouth, UK	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... KHAN: That isn't what I meant when I said Get me something with legs, breasts and a smelly box!