TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... - Page 5

Nerys Myk · January 1 2010, 03:11 AM

Shatmandu wrote:

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

MCCOY: Tighter than an Aldebaran shellmouth ?

Shatmandu · January 1 2010, 05:46 AM

Nerys Myk wrote:

Shatmandu wrote:

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

MCCOY: Tighter than an Aldebaran shellmouth ?

Kirk: "Taller than me and prone to breakdown."

Shatmandu · January 1 2010, 05:52 AM

Sulu: "What would Robau do?"
Chekov: "Take a spear in the chest to give us time to get away."
<Both turn and stare at Kirk.>

Nerys Myk · January 1 2010, 06:33 AM

Shatmandu wrote:

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

Uhura: "Never goes down?

Rat Boy · January 1 2010, 07:15 AM

Shatmandu wrote:

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

Spock: "Lorena Bobbitt?"

Nerys Myk · January 1 2010, 07:21 AM

Shatmandu wrote:

Kirk: "This reminds me of my last Yeoman."

Scotty: "Everytime it's late, you threaten to throw it off the ship?"

Triskelion · January 1 2010, 08:04 AM

Magnetic...nipple rings...bad idea!

Khan: Who is that strapping young crewman, Captain?
Kirk: His name is Chekov.
Chekov: Smiles, eweryone, smiles!

Sulu: Captain, chalupas were so not a Russian invention.
Kirk: Make up your mind, I'm ordering.

Gertch · January 1 2010, 03:59 PM

Shatmandu wrote:

Sulu: "What would Robau do?"
Chekov: "Take a spear in the chest to give us time to get away."
<Both turn and stare at Kirk.>

Gladwin · January 1 2010, 08:37 PM

Sulu: "Captain, I have to use the bathroom."
Chekov: "..."

Shatmandu · January 1 2010, 08:56 PM

Chekov: "No, Keptin: I don't vant to reach into your popcorn bucket ever again."

Jonas Grumby · January 1 2010, 11:35 PM

Kirk: "A long time ago and far, far away? Couldn't be anything to concern us, then. Switch back to that 'Greetings and Felicitations' message..."

Isis · January 2 2010, 12:50 AM

Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

Isis · January 2 2010, 01:00 AM

Kirk: "Khan, you should definitely sue your stylist. See? You're wearing a Jennifer Lopez knockoff."

Nerys Myk · January 2 2010, 01:06 AM

SULU: pssst... Vader is Luke's father.

A beaker full of death · January 2 2010, 11:04 AM

Isis wrote:

Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

There! On the nacelle! Would you just look at the screen?! It's right there!

January 1 2010, 05:52 AM	#63
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Sulu: "What would Robau do?" Chekov: "Take a spear in the chest to give us time to get away." <Both turn and stare at Kirk.> __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

January 1 2010, 08:04 AM	#67
Triskelion Commodore Location: Across a sea of suns	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Magnetic...nipple rings...bad idea! Khan: Who is that strapping young crewman, Captain? Kirk: His name is Chekov. Chekov: Smiles, eweryone, smiles! Sulu: Captain, chalupas were so not a Russian invention. Kirk: Make up your mind, I'm ordering. __________________ Star Trek Voyager: Shock Nova Flicker Burn Theater Presents: Zontar the Thing from Venus

January 1 2010, 08:37 PM	#69
Gladwin Ensign Location: Akron, Ohio, USA	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Sulu: "Captain, I have to use the bathroom." Chekov: "..."

January 1 2010, 08:56 PM	#70
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January 1 2010, 11:35 PM	#71
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January 2 2010, 12:50 AM	#72
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "Can we change the channel? I'm tired of that Twilight Zone marathon they put on every New Year's...especially the one where the guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane."

January 2 2010, 01:00 AM	#73
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "Khan, you should definitely sue your stylist. See? You're wearing a Jennifer Lopez knockoff."

January 2 2010, 01:06 AM	#74
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