TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... - Page 3

Mistral · December 29 2009, 11:26 PM

Ebeneezer wrote:

Kirk: "Lt. Uhura, please contact Deck 14 and ask them to send someone up here with my hand."

Nerys Myk · December 29 2009, 11:53 PM

KIRK: And these are our navigators: Bailey ...Farrell...Hadley...Riley...
Stiles...Latimer...DeSalle...Osborne...Painter... Leslie...Chekov

KHAN: Can't we do this later? I grow fatigued.

KIRK: No, this is important. Now, communications.

mari · December 29 2009, 11:58 PM

Kirk: Well? What do you think?
Khan: Hmm, my forehead is so big... give me bangs, big fluffy bangs.
Kirk: No, no, it looks fine.
Khan: Are you sure?
Kirk: Yeah, nobody's wearing bangs anymore.

tharpdevenport · December 30 2009, 12:30 AM

Sadly, the dick was not in the door, but rather lopped off instantly when the surprisingly sharp-edged doors slide shut, leaving Kirk momentarily stunned.

Meanwhile, on deck 12, waiting lift patronizers were greeted to a most disturbing surprise.

In a stunning retcon, Paramount Studios adds a deleted scene where, digitally added on the comptuer screen, Khan is shown Chekov's face for no appearent reason.
Though Berman is no longer part of Trek, when reached for comment, he was "Very pleased".

Sulu: "But ... I have to go to the bathroom."

Kirk: "You should have thought of that before we entered intergallatic space. You know damn well, mister, starships don't have toilets."

Nerys Myk · December 30 2009, 12:39 AM

KIRK: So, its nighttime?

tharpdevenport · December 30 2009, 12:50 AM

Casual Stardate FRiday's.

Isis · December 30 2009, 03:06 AM

Kirk: "What's a nice door like you doing in a place like this?"

Gertch · December 30 2009, 03:26 AM

Kirk: "Damn revisionist history."

Gil T.Azell · December 30 2009, 07:35 AM

Khan: "Yes I knew her, but thats not Sarah Palin it's Lisa Ann"

Kirk: "Shut up guys one more UFO in asteroids and I break my record..."

Kirk finally knew what embarrassment was by walking into the door with a hard-on and breaking his nose

Rat Boy · December 30 2009, 05:20 PM

Nimoy (on the other side of the door): "I have been...and always shall be...your friend."

Shatner: "You know, Nick, not to tell you how to direct, but maybe this would work better if the door was transparent?"

Shatmandu · December 30 2009, 07:02 PM

Kirk: "You'll tell me what I want to know, or you'll watch the Voyager marathon again."
Khan: "I am a war criminal, and ..."

captain crow · December 31 2009, 12:18 AM

Redfern · December 31 2009, 12:26 AM

Might as well lock the thread. Crow's work is the undisputed winner!

BTW, Shat, thanks for the win a few weeks back! Never expected my Godzilla "insertion" to be a contender.

Sincerely,

Bill

tharpdevenport · December 31 2009, 01:24 AM

Kirk: "And this is Ceti Alpha V, you're new home. Quaint, huh?"

Khan: "I don't know ... those geological readings of Ceti Alpha VI look unstable."

Kirk: "OH, well, there's a slight chance it might ... explode."

Khan: "Explode?"

Kirk: "Yes, but a very samll chance. Like 8%."

Khan: "You sure?"

Kirk: "OH yeah, almost positive."

Khan: "'cause if it does, I'll have to steal a Federation starship, hunt you down, put worms in the ears of your crew, and then try to kill you."

Kirk: "You know, this was really all Chekov's idea. Here's his picture..."

Shatmandu · December 31 2009, 05:01 AM

Kirk: "Maybe your mind would be eased by this breast-reduction surgery info tape?"

Sulu: "Your high score is in no danger, Pavel."
Kirk: "FUCK YOU!" <throws controller, hits Sulu in back of head>

Sulu: "Of course they were fucking."

Kirk: "Seriously, when do they put Manning back in? After the fumble for a score, right?"

Kirk: "Magnify."

Kirk, squinting: "Who put their username in as FUKSTKS?"
Sulu and Chekov, together: "Spock."

December 29 2009, 11:53 PM	#32
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... KIRK: And these are our navigators: Bailey ...Farrell...Hadley...Riley... Stiles...Latimer...DeSalle...Osborne...Painter... Leslie...Chekov KHAN: Can't we do this later? I grow fatigued. KIRK: No, this is important. Now, communications. __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 29 2009, 11:58 PM	#33
mari Commander	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: Well? What do you think? Khan: Hmm, my forehead is so big... give me bangs, big fluffy bangs. Kirk: No, no, it looks fine. Khan: Are you sure? Kirk: Yeah, nobody's wearing bangs anymore.

December 30 2009, 12:30 AM	#34
tharpdevenport Admiral Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Sadly, the dick was not in the door, but rather lopped off instantly when the surprisingly sharp-edged doors slide shut, leaving Kirk momentarily stunned. Meanwhile, on deck 12, waiting lift patronizers were greeted to a most disturbing surprise. In a stunning retcon, Paramount Studios adds a deleted scene where, digitally added on the comptuer screen, Khan is shown Chekov's face for no appearent reason. Though Berman is no longer part of Trek, when reached for comment, he was "Very pleased". Sulu: "But ... I have to go to the bathroom." Kirk: "You should have thought of that before we entered intergallatic space. You know damn well, mister, starships don't have toilets." __________________ Mr. Signature Number 2 "Are you going to run?" Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get." -Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

December 30 2009, 12:39 AM	#35
Nerys Myk Admiral Location: House of Kang, now with ridges	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... KIRK: So, its nighttime? __________________ Nerys Myk's Midnight In Never Land A novel of Dark Fantasy @ Amazon.com

December 30 2009, 12:50 AM	#36
tharpdevenport Admiral Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Casual Stardate FRiday's. __________________ Mr. Signature Number 2 "Are you going to run?" Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get." -Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

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December 30 2009, 03:06 AM	#37
Isis Commodore	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "What's a nice door like you doing in a place like this?"

December 30 2009, 03:26 AM	#38
Gertch Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "Damn revisionist history."

December 30 2009, 07:35 AM	#39
Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Location: On the Left Coast	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Khan: "Yes I knew her, but thats not Sarah Palin it's Lisa Ann" Kirk: "Shut up guys one more UFO in asteroids and I break my record..." Kirk finally knew what embarrassment was by walking into the door with a hard-on and breaking his nose __________________ You're not really Drunk until you're speaking fluent Ozzy Osboune

December 30 2009, 05:20 PM	#40
Rat Boy Vice Admiral Location: Home of the World Champion San Francisco Giants!	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Nimoy (on the other side of the door): "I have been...and always shall be...your friend." Shatner: "You know, Nick, not to tell you how to direct, but maybe this would work better if the door was transparent?"

December 30 2009, 07:02 PM	#41
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "You'll tell me what I want to know, or you'll watch the Voyager marathon again." Khan: "I am a war criminal, and ..." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!

December 31 2009, 12:18 AM	#42
captain crow Fleet Captain Location: Onboard a sliver dog bone shaped satellite in Earth orbit	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... __________________ "I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

December 31 2009, 12:26 AM	#43
Redfern Fleet Captain Location: Georgia, USA	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Might as well lock the thread. Crow's work is the undisputed winner! BTW, Shat, thanks for the win a few weeks back! Never expected my Godzilla "insertion" to be a contender. Sincerely, Bill __________________ Tempt the Hand of Fate and it'll give you the "finger"! Freighter Tails: the Misadventures of Mzzkiti

December 31 2009, 01:24 AM	#44
tharpdevenport Admiral Location: Click here for super karate monkey death MOD porn!	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "And this is Ceti Alpha V, you're new home. Quaint, huh?" Khan: "I don't know ... those geological readings of Ceti Alpha VI look unstable." Kirk: "OH, well, there's a slight chance it might ... explode." Khan: "Explode?" Kirk: "Yes, but a very samll chance. Like 8%." Khan: "You sure?" Kirk: "OH yeah, almost positive." Khan: "'cause if it does, I'll have to steal a Federation starship, hunt you down, put worms in the ears of your crew, and then try to kill you." Kirk: "You know, this was really all Chekov's idea. Here's his picture..." __________________ Mr. Signature Number 2 "Are you going to run?" Number 6 "Like blazes! The first chance I get." -Smile! God Loves You! Too bad he doesn't exist, oh and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

December 31 2009, 05:01 AM	#45
Shatmandu Vice Admiral	Re: TOS Caption Contest #157: No Time To Say Hello, Goodbye ... Kirk: "Maybe your mind would be eased by this breast-reduction surgery info tape?" Sulu: "Your high score is in no danger, Pavel." Kirk: "FUCK YOU!" <throws controller, hits Sulu in back of head> Sulu: "Of course they were fucking." Kirk: "Seriously, when do they put Manning back in? After the fumble for a score, right?" Kirk: "Magnify." Kirk, squinting: "Who put their username in as FUKSTKS?" Sulu and Chekov, together: "Spock." __________________ The TOS Caption Contest! The Star Trek XI Caption Contest! The Animated Series Caption Contest!