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Old January 2 2010, 08:18 PM   #61
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Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"



LEAH:I'm already offended and angered beyond BELIEF...so I'm not going to make it even worse by asking why she has a tail.
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Old January 2 2010, 08:18 PM   #62
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DATA UNPLUGGED


(and slowly powering down)
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Old January 4 2010, 07:38 PM   #63
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Geordi, sit down. I want to sing a little song that, uh, kept me going when I had troubles.

We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
But it wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster!

Rock lobster.

ROCK LOBSTER!

heheheheh. Yeah, you're gonna be okay.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yyd2aNW-BR8 )
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Old January 4 2010, 10:01 PM   #64
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And now, sir...

for your listening enjoyment...

My rendition on acoustic guitar of the pop classic from the end of the 20th century entitled "SMACK MY BITCH UP."
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Old January 6 2010, 01:29 AM   #65
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Geordi: I swear, I didn't know she was your twin! I thought she was you!
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Old January 6 2010, 06:46 PM   #66
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Brahms: Don't you know that you'll go blind if you keep recreating people on the holodeck? Oh, wait, nevermind.



Data: Someone left the cake out in the rain ... and the recipe is no longer in my databanks ...
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LEAH: Geordie!!!!

GEORDIE: I....ah.....must have opened one of Reg's files by mistake.

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Old January 6 2010, 10:38 PM   #68
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LEAH:Since WHEN do I wear green Christmas felt?! I stopped that nasty habit when I sobered up after college!!
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Old January 6 2010, 10:39 PM   #69
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(Shouting) I have got blisters on me artificial epidermis!!!!
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Old January 7 2010, 12:23 AM   #70
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Data: "Sonny Clemens told me, 'You might not make much money in music, son, but you'll get more pussy than Frank Sinatra.' Really, though, Spot seems quite sufficient..."
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Old January 8 2010, 09:18 PM   #71
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And now, in tribute to my good friend from the late 20th century L.Q. "Sonny" Clemmonds, I will perform his most famous hit...

'Beat My Truck and Drove My Wife to Kill the Dog.'


Enjoy.
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Old January 14 2010, 12:20 AM   #72
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And now a personal interpretation of a composition belonging to a famous musician from late 20th century.

Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me.
Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me, you who I paradoxically view as a friendly acquaintance.
Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me.
Forcibly engage in sexual relations with me repeatedly.
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Old January 14 2010, 12:23 AM   #73
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Leah: "Geordi LaForge, what have you been up to???? Have you been drinking again????? You no good, good for nothing..."
Geordi: "Number 500?????"
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Old January 14 2010, 12:44 AM   #74
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DATA: Number 9.2222245101...

Number 9.2222245101...

Number 9.2222245101...

Number 9.2222245101...

Number 9.2222245101...


My positrons are standing still.
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Old January 14 2010, 12:44 AM   #75
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LEAH:If you EVER want to marry and have kids with me, you'd BETTER start by giving my holoreplica bigger tits!!
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