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Old December 22 2009, 12:06 PM   #16
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Re: TNG Caption This #165 - "The Droid Always Wins"



Brahms: "Twincest for wincest? You really need to see a counsellor, you freak!"
Geordi: "Not a problem, computer run program Barclay - Troi alpha 1 gamma, pegging subroutine."



Data: "Unfortunate. I seem to have broken a string. Spot? Where are you, Spot?"
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Old December 22 2009, 03:33 PM   #17
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Data, putting it down: "I have scientifically determined that yes, the band Rush does indeed suck."






Brahms: "I do not have a penis."
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Old December 22 2009, 07:33 PM   #18
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Shatmandu wrote:


Brahms: "I do not have a penis."
GEORDIE: Who's doing the programming here? Check again.
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Old December 22 2009, 07:46 PM   #19
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Dr Braums: "How could you scrump with my twin sister?!?!"

Miffed Twin: "At least *someone* here appreciates his attention to detail."
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Old December 22 2009, 08:33 PM   #20
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Data decided to humor Geordi's request that he learn "Iron Man", even though it were factually inaccurate, being that he were constructed primarily of a synthetic poly-carbonite based material.



Brahms: The brown shoes I can abide by the turtleneck is out of the question!
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LEAH: And WHY does she come programmed with TWO vaginas and THREE nipples?!




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Old December 22 2009, 10:58 PM   #22
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HEY, HEY, A WIN! Thanks!



Brahms: "If you're going to use my likeness in your holo-sex program, at least get it right. I only wore my hair like that for my U.P. ID photo, I tend to smile much more, and my TITS were never that small."




Geordi (OS): "Have you taken up classical?"

Data: "Close. It is 'Little Guitars' by Van Halen."
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Old December 22 2009, 11:01 PM   #23
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Data: "Now that I have mastered 'Back in Black', I shall begin work on 'I wanna Rock'."
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Old December 22 2009, 11:03 PM   #24
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Picard (OS, holding a lit Bic Lighter) "FREEBIRD!"
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Old December 23 2009, 02:58 AM   #25
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Data: "I call this one 'Wesley's Anus', because it is loose in structure and sounds intriguing ..."
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Old December 23 2009, 05:34 AM   #26
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Data: "Love, love me do; You know I love you; I'll always be true ..."
Data, Worf, Geordi, and Riker: "So pleeee-hee-hee-heeeeee-ees ..."
Data: "Love me do-oo; Oh-oh, love me do ..."
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Old December 23 2009, 07:52 PM   #27
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Data: "I have mastered all of the works of 'Sonny Clemonds', but I still can not figure out the meaning of 'low milage pit woofie'."
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Old December 23 2009, 07:57 PM   #28
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Data: "Blinded by the light ... wrapped like a douche, another roller in the night ..."
<Geordi moves to correct Data, but Riker stops him.>
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The new Esteban 5000 holographic guitar.

Now available on Home Shopping Network for just one thousand credits!
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LEAH:When you said something in the transporter room about "longing to double your pleasure," I ASSUMED you meant you had a fetish for gum!!



DATA: I hope you enjoy my performance, sir.

This is a long-forgotten pop selection from 1990s Earth entitled "Used to Love Her, But I Had to Kill Her."
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